Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Not letting Herbie pick a game he calls is still a head scratcher

Yeah, it's really weird. So he makes an innocuous pick on the Game Day set and it's going to influence his analysis on the game, ok. 

 

  • Replies 4.3k
  • Views 394k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

i mean this crowd has fucking sucked.

almost no emotion, very little normalcy, and going full fucking aggy on live tv.

 

the only time they can host another game is if they ranked in the top 15 and hosting the #1 team on a week when there arent any other top 25 matchups

They’re going to want so hard to be there 11/30… but the host team ain’t gonna meet that first criteria 

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Yeah, it's really weird. So he makes an innocuous pick on the Game Day set and it's going to influence his analysis on the game, ok. 

 

Lol.

as if everyone on this board wouldn’t be going berserk every time he opened his mouth during UT/UGA if he were to pick UGA a few hours earlier.

  • Popular Post

I can't stand Pat, but when Saban said he tried to hire a particular coordinator and couldn't get him, then Pat said yeah, that's because you were spending all your money on players...  Chef's kiss, man...

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The internet has not been good for my people.

"Present company excluded", I should have said.

  • Popular Post
3 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Go back to the cuck room

Oh get all the way fucked, you fucking dork. Plenty of other places to get your religion fix.

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Not letting Herbie pick a game he calls is still a head scratcher

 

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Yeah, it's really weird. So he makes an innocuous pick on the Game Day set and it's going to influence his analysis on the game, ok. 

 


Optics. All about the optics. 
 

They don’t want there to be an easy chance for  them to get ripped from it. Ain’t a big deal. 

“Kamala is White” sign behind Saban’s left shoulder. WTF, aggy?

48 minutes ago, immamac said:

McAfee feels stupid right about now. 

I wager he feels that way 100% of the time.

Just now, royiv said:

“Kamala is White” sign behind Saban’s left shoulder. WTF, aggy?

Sullyite 

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

 


Optics. All about the optics. 
 

They don’t want there to be an easy chance for  them to get ripped from it. Ain’t a big deal. 

If ESPN cared about optics it wouldn't have buffoons like Desmond on its Game Day set. 

  • Popular Post

Mike Elko looks like the spokesman for whiskey dick.

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

If ESPN cared about optics it wouldn't have buffoons like Desmond on its Game Day set. 

Yet, if he hurt them, he wouldn’t be there.


 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Mike Elko looks like the spokesman for whiskey dick.


Motto worthy observation. Just sayin’.

McAfee is perfect for aggy.

Corso trolling aggy all show...too funny

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Manziel, for all his vices, may be the most boring guest picker in ESPN history.

There seemed to be a concerted effort for him to throttle down.  You know he wouldn't want to tarnish his image.

21 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Manziel, for all his vices, may be the most boring guest picker in ESPN history.

Hard to bring energy on the backside of a 5 day bender.

31 minutes ago, royiv said:

McAfee is perfect for aggy.

I never watched much from him but his interview with Gundy earlier this week was awesome.

Have you motherfuckers not seen anything from Shane Gillis?  He does a great Trump and has a number of hilarious sets and clips where he's doing it.  It's a thing for him.  McAfee said some people think he's the actual President Trump.  He didn't say Trump was the actual President.

Also...the Jesus signs aren't new.  They've been on Gameday...forever?  They are WAY more noticeable in some places, I didn't think aggy had a crazy amount of them but I'm kind of over the signs in general.

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

btw.... Corso either completely forgot who Texas played, or hes literally calling for the following scenario.

 

Texas wins against georgia in Oct.  and wins either all other games or loses 1  before the SEC champ game.

then Texas loses in the Champ game to Georgia.

then Texas plays as the 5-8 seed, wins 2 games and plays Georgia in the NC Bowl game and then wins that game against Georgia.

 

thats nuts. 

image.png.e96d9cc0813557f38c31eca87f254820.png

If they really wanted to spice it up they could have rolled out the 13th man. The wheelchair aggy bonfire collapse survivor. Have Pat interview him just for the laughs. 

  • Popular Post


 

 

Edited by elfenix
why can't i edit this post

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

He's at risk of not getting unsolicited directions to Kyle Field and an open-ended tailgate invite!

15 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Has anyone seen Randolph Duke today?

2 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

He straight up hyped Trump, called him "actual president," and then mention him again, gratuitously. Keep that fucking shit out of there.

Cry about it Kapernick.

/s

4 hours ago, horngrad03 said:

Has anyone seen Randolph Duke today?

He’s probably waiting til tonight. Will pop up in the aggy game thread 

11 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Yet, if he hurt them, he wouldn’t be there.


 

Three seats to Howard's left is a poor man in stage-3 dementia ready to stroke out at about any moment. It's ongoing, and one of the most uncomfortable stages on television we've seen in a long time. A real ratings grab, no doubt.

There are smart people doing cable work. But smart people still are blind and / or make dumb decisions. Cases in point.

I'll give Corso the benefit of the doubt today that his dementia slipped up and his cognitive function was working like he was in 2005 when he said we are winning the National Championship and aggy would lose today. 

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'll give Corso the benefit of the doubt today that his dementia slipped up and his cognitive function was working like he was in 2005 when he said we are winning the National Championship and aggy would lose today. 

corso nailed his vanderbilt/va tech & nd/aggy predictions while everyone else chose VT & aggy, what dementia? 

22 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Yeah, it's really weird. So he makes an innocuous pick on the Game Day set and it's going to influence his analysis on the game, ok. 

 

Well now that ESPN functions primarily as a sports betting platform it makes more sense. 

On 8/31/2024 at 10:58 AM, TexArcher said:

I can't stand Pat, but when Saban said he tried to hire a particular coordinator and couldn't get him, then Pat said yeah, that's because you were spending all your money on players...  Chef's kiss, man...

That is awesome. Mcafee is that friend who you love showing up to the party because he’s loud and obnoxious, and then about 20 minutes later you are looking for a place to hide from him because he gets on your nerves so bad. 

On 8/31/2024 at 12:50 PM, Slacks said:

Cry about it Kapernick.

/s

Three negs one "you almost got me text". I'm calling this one a successful trip.

what signs you guys getting ready for Saturday's game in Ann Arbor?

47 minutes ago, n64ra said:

what signs you guys getting ready for Saturday's game in Ann Arbor?

Y'ALL SOME HOES

15 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

corso nailed his vanderbilt/va tech & nd/aggy predictions while everyone else chose VT & aggy, what dementia? 

Oh shit. I completely forgot he called for Vandy to win. Give that son of a gun some more uppers and let's fucking go!

36 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

This cannot be a thing.

I literally posted the link the last time you said it was not a thing. Please understand, we do NOT make up this shit, there is no need to, the truth is damning enough.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-culture/the-aggie-bonfire-tragedy/

Quote

The problem with Bonfire is that it is red-ass (sometimes abbreviated as RA) culture run amok. The administration has never known quite what to do about it; it needs RA Aggies to uphold the school’s uniqueness and guard its traditions, but it doesn’t need drinking, hazing, racism, and strippers, and it has never figured out how to get one without the other. The redpot traditions exemplify RA culture. One is that no woman may set foot in a certain area of the stack site unless she has slept with a redpot; an Aggie who described herself as weighing 95 pounds wrote a letter to the student newspaper two years ago protesting that a redpot had shoved her when she breached the boundary to avoid a mud puddle. A wide-ranging witness statement given by a female member of the corps told how each group of redpots fills a jar with ejaculate and sets it atop the stack to burn.

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.