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I would hate having to sit next to Pat too.

Guest picker will be Will Ferrell, maybe in response to Fox having Derek Jeter on (who at least grew up in Michigan)

Fox show will be three hours (usually two). ESPN offering free breakfast and t-shirts to early arrivers

12 minutes ago, Bartles said:

Guest picker will be Will Ferrell, maybe in response to Fox having Derek Jeter on (who at least grew up in Michigan)

Fox show will be three hours (usually two). ESPN offering free breakfast and t-shirts to early arrivers

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He's a huge USC fan and alum.

UM is a massive brand. They couldn't get an ex Michigan player, famous alum, or even someone connected currently to this state's affairs? Seems odd.

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1 hour ago, Bartles said:

Guest picker will be Will Ferrell, maybe in response to Fox having Derek Jeter on (who at least grew up in Michigan)

Fox show will be three hours (usually two). ESPN offering free breakfast and t-shirts to early arrivers

I assume Hutchinson has already been a guest picker?

Their actor bench is pretty short. Lucy Liu, Ashley Park, and David Alan Grier. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

I assume Hutchinson has already been a guest picker?

Their actor bench is pretty short. Lucy Liu, Ashley Park, and David Alan Grier. 

Damn. David Alan Grier went there? He was good, not great in In Living Color. 

Michael Phelps & James Earl Jones are UM alums. Kate Upton is a UM fan. No lion players or former UM MBB players wanted to make the drive to Ann Arbor? Any of those would be better than Will Ferrell.

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Damn. David Alan Grier went there? He was good, not great in In 

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Michael Phelps is the guest picker. Will Ferrell is there for I guess the same reason Shane Gillis was last weekend in College Station. Comic relief?

 

14 hours ago, mdmost said:

Michael Phelps is the guest picker. Will Ferrell is there for I guess the same reason Shane Gillis was last weekend in College Station. Comic relief?

 

Confirmed: ESPN Game Day crew reads Surly.

I feel like some awkward questions to Sark about his outfits and who styles him. He did say he had a good one at home, which seemed interesting. 

I feel like some awkward questions to Sark about his outfits and who styles him. He did say he had a good one at home, which seemed interesting. 

It’s well known that his wife is a stylist - They’ve covered it a ton in the past so not sure why the need to revisit outside of lazy writing.

Did anyone see the "Ewers gets his bbq from Green Mesquite" sign?

Low blow imo

1 minute ago, Party_Taco said:


It’s well known that his wife is a stylist - They’ve covered it a ton in the past so not sure why the need to revisit outside of lazy writing.

 

They shouldn’t revisit it because they got a divorce 

 

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2 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


It’s well known that his wife is a stylist - They’ve covered it a ton in the past so not sure why the need to revisit outside of lazy writing.

Going through a divorce, so it was an interesting reply by Sark

The Fox show had Cooper Manning on earlier. Matthew and Charles are both appearing over there within the hour. I'm sorry but the Fox show is kicking ESPN's ass

5 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


It’s well known that his wife is a stylist - They’ve covered it a ton in the past so not sure why the need to revisit outside of lazy writing.

I hate to break it to you...

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

The Fox show had Cooper Manning on earlier. Matthew and Charles are both appearing over there within the hour. I'm sorry but the Fox show is kicking ESPN's ass

You keep trying to make the Big Noon Pregame a thing. It's not going to happen. All the shit people would put on ESPN being an SEC shill is exactly what Fox is now about the Big Ten. And the rapper singing to a sea of clueless white people is just the best. Buffoonery. 

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3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

The Fox show had Cooper Manning on earlier. Matthew and Charles are both appearing over there within the hour. I'm sorry but the Fox show is kicking ESPN's ass

 

Your yearly tradition of telling us this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You keep trying to make the Big Noon Pregame a thing. It's not going to happen. All the shit people would put on ESPN being an SEC shill is exactly what Fox is now about the Big Ten. 

Recently Big Noon has been getting better ratings, but I'll agree with you on that about it being all about Big Ten. Wish They would feature other games besides the B1G or Big 12.

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Was hanging out with friend and their 16 year old last weekend. She was saying something about aura points. I guess it's a thing now.

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10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

They shouldn’t revisit it because they got a divorce 

 

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He said he has a great stylist at home... ?

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Your yearly tradition of telling us this.

Turdition! LOL

Rece and Nick Saban are the only guys I like on gameday. Fuck Herbie, Dez is a shithead, Pat McAfee is entertaining at times, but goes over the top and acts like a cokehead having roid rage(honestly he needs to get laid, would mellow him out) and Corso.... sadly he's just not all there anymore. Oh and who the fuck is that refrigerator guy they replaced Bear with? He so mid as the kids say.

2 minutes ago, ajax said:

Was hanging out with friend and their 16 year old last weekend. She was saying something about aura points. I guess it's a thing now.

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I know I'm excited to see a 2nd performance of Moneybagg Yo on Big Noon!

3 minutes ago, ajax said:

Was hanging out with friend and their 16 year old last weekend. She was saying something about aura points. I guess it's a thing now.

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??? Wtf are aura points? Like style points or rep?

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You keep trying to make the Big Noon Pregame a thing. It's not going to happen. All the shit people would put on ESPN being an SEC shill is exactly what Fox is now about the Big Ten. And the rapper singing to a sea of clueless white people is just the best. Buffoonery. 

 

My first thought was no White person at that tailgate knows who Moneybaggyo is except for probably the White college frat bros. Then my second thought was MoneyBaggYo really needed this money. 

6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Recently Big Noon has been getting better ratings, but I'll agree with you on that about it being all about Big Ten. Wish They would feature other games besides the B1G or Big 12.

Not even close, they did have one show I think last year that had better last hour ratings but the average over the year wasn’t close, then last weeks numbers…

“College GameDay” on ESPN/ESPNU averaged 2.5 million viewers on Saturday morning (9am-12pm ET) from the campus of Texas A&M, marking the show’s third-best audience all-time. It’s the best figure for the show since November 2016, and the best episode prior to November ever. From 11am-12pm in the final hour, “GameDay” averaged 3.2 million viewers. The Week 1 record comes on the heels of a Week 0 record, when the show originated from Ireland (its first time abroad). Meanwhile on Fox, “Big Noon Kickoff,” which originated from the campus of West Virginia, drew 736,000 viewers from 10am-12pm (including 924,000 in the final 11am-12pm hour).

Just now, Pancho said:

 

My first thought was no White person at that tailgate knows who Moneybaggyo is except for probably the White college frat bros. Then my second thought was MoneyBaggYo really needed this money. 

Get the money for sure and I'm sure there's some tie-in with a Fox property that makes it happen. 

This kid just earned the douchebag label for life 

Eat a bag of dicks, Dimitri. 

On 9/5/2024 at 9:02 PM, mdmost said:

Michael Phelps is the guest picker. Will Ferrell is there for I guess the same reason Shane Gillis was last weekend in College Station. Comic relief?

 

Michael Phelps is a great picker since he trained at both Texas and Michigan. 

Really digging this Ewers interview. You can tell he's more comfortable and a leader. Growth. 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

I just turned the big noon kickoff concert. Fucking GAYYYYYYY.

Me too, man. Me too. Was fucking dumb. 

why the fuck does every god damned reporter keep asking him about arch.

 

fuck.... this is annoying as fuck. 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

I just turned the big noon kickoff concert. Fucking GAYYYYYYY.

3 hours might've been a bit too much for Fox to try to pull off. 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

why the fuck does every god damned reporter keep asking him about arch.

 

fuck.... this is annoying as fuck. 

Hoping to create drama. It’s what the media does best. 

Honestly, pretty fucking brave of Herbstreit to hold the ball for a kid who has no idea what he is doing. 

I turned over to the Big Show after getting frustrated by all the ads on gameday. My conclusion is they are both complete dogshit compared to the heyday of the OG college gameday show. I just put it on mute.

Ned Flanders is Michigan's basketball coach?

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