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3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Nick Saban never looks like he enjoys listening to Pat talk the majority of the show.

It's like that "I had it all" meme 

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I’m laughing my ass off at the OU fans having to sit there and listen to Texas QB talk for 15 minutes. Hahahaha

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I’m laughing my ass off at the OU fans having to sit there and listen to Texas QB praise for 15 minutes. Hahahaha

 

Here comes Brent bag of dicks. I actually like Brent. He will never be great and isn’t terrible and just the right mediocre to keep him around for another 2-3 years of mediocre. 

Just now, Hmbre97 said:

a whole $5k? 

Wa Wa Wee GIFs | Tenor

Hundreds of millions espn has but here 5k. 
 

5k in Norman is like 500k anywhere else though.

They gotta cut back after ol pat got played by aggy

playing Tennessee but changing Texas sucks and doing horns down. Lmao. 

Edited by Rockethorn1978

Oh good, who's dying/sick this week? I'm sure they wouldn't do it if it didn't get eyeballs, but this is typically where I switch over to Fox.

This story actually hits pretty close to home.

Gotta be hard for ousucks football to sit and watch the softball team get a long segment because they suck and there’s not much to talk about.

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15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Oh good, who's dying/sick this week? I'm sure they wouldn't do it if it didn't get eyeballs, but this is typically where I switch over to Fox.

Watching McAfee and Saban swing a bat was enough for me to switch. But, why the fuck are they in Columbus for 1-1 Marshall? Odd choice

You could show me a picture of Heupel in college and now and I’d never guess that’s the same person.  

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Watching McAfee and Saban swing a bat was enough for me to switch. But, why the fuck are they in Columbus for 1-1 Marshall? Odd choice

Because Fox really only cares about the Big 10. They won't do a Big 12 game for Big Noon unless it involves Deion. They should be at oSu-Utah in Stillwater. 

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

You could show me a picture of Heupel in college and now and I’d never guess that’s the same person.  

Look man, the guy likes to eat. 

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Nick Saban never looks like he enjoys listening to Pat talk the majority of the show.

Maybe the only thing Nick Saban and I have in common.

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

You could show me a picture of Heupel in college and now and I’d never guess that’s the same person.  

Heupel looks like a typical oklahoma overweight uncle that has lost his teeth and keeps talking about the glory days of football

Holy shit anyone get a screen shot of that man sized cheerleader standing by the tard about to kick a FG? Haha

8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Watching McAfee and Saban swing a bat was enough for me to switch. But, why the fuck are they in Columbus for 1-1 Marshall? Odd choice

I just can’t with that dbag lineup I mean I’ve come around on Leinert but Brady Quinn, Mark Ingram, Urban Meyer, Rob Stone and Bruce Feldman….  No thanks.  But yall tell us everytime you switch over so we appreciate that.  

One of these days, Herbie's going to lose a finger. 

27 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:


 

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39 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

You could show me a picture of Heupel in college and now and I’d never guess that’s the same person.  

He and Brendan Fraser are looking more alike all the time.

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17 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

2009 challenger for the best defensive player ou has? Hahahaha

Scat Pack is the Ferrari of Oklahoma

That bbq looked dry as hell...laughing watch saban struggle to bite off a piece of turkey then act like he enjoyed it

"They don't complete this pass, but that's another explosive play."

Saban senility coming in fast.

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Oct 12 cannot get here soon enough.

I just flipped on the TV and ESPN was on.  It was hard to tell that they are playing Tennessee based on the crowd shots.

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I can't wait to embarrass these fucking losers on national tv.

Blake Shelton is so stupid it's got to be painful for him. Why the fuck is he there? Adds absolutely nothing 

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Blake Shelton is so stupid it's got to be painful for him. Why the fuck is he there? Adds absolutely nothing 

I'd rather have Gwen Stefani.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Ok so Pat trolling them was kind of entertaining.

First time I've liked that dude.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Oh good, who's dying/sick this week? I'm sure they wouldn't do it if it didn't get eyeballs, but this is typically where I switch over to Fox.

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

"Alright, time to get pumped up for 12 hours of college football!!"

"... and here are 29 pictures of little Bobby in the hospital, as he was dying from AIDS cancer...."

"Woo hoo! Let's go baby!"

I just can’t get over how ridiculous Kirk Herbstreit’s bracelet is.

Did they give the crowd sedatives or are they just so in awe of Saban that they don't want to miss a single comment he makes?

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