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Just now, Macklemore said:

Holy shit kid hit the $400K right down the middle 

That part of the show has grown on me. Love it now. Pat makes it fun 

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Henry getting laid!

That girl gonna fuck him before they get to the parking lot

Great opportunity for a kicker to make money traveling to all game days and splitting the winnings 

1 minute ago, DigDug said:

That girl gonna fuck him before they get to the parking lot

She better 

There are a few Runnels (Rhodes) kids at UT apparently. 

There has to be 70 country stars with Georgia ties that are more famous than Cody Rhodes. It’s like they’re letting Pat pick the guests. 
 

Yeah Georgia fan seems dead after getting whooped by Ole Miss. Pretty good show, but the hosts gassing up the Vol’s offense was bizarre. They haven’t played well at all since entering conference play. 

He’s a “wrestler” that is part of McAfee’s schtick. I do love Pat’s show during lunch on ESPN, but Texas’ road win on Arky tops it all.

Hook’em!!!

And they gave that weasely douche a second try, and he still missed it.

Peter was doing everything possible to sabotage that kick 

 

nice work Pete

I guarantee that kid is going to be telling all his buddies, ‘If it wasn’t for that damn dog’

Somebody call a cop to take care of that dog.

that segment about the army special tems coordinator got me.  those segments of gameday are my favorite. 

His dog is the only thing people like about him so he had to bring a replacement immediately. 

I love that Peter is an agent of chaos. Ben was awesome. 💙💙 he was the best boy. 
 

I am enjoying Peter’s spirit! 


 

 

On 11/24/2024 at 5:48 PM, Nicole44 said:

I love that Peter is an agent of chaos. Ben was awesome. 💙💙 he was the best boy. 
 

I am enjoying Peter’s spirit! 


 

 

Not bad. My puppies would grab the pointer out of Herbstreit’s hand and jump up on Saban until he rubbed their bellies. 

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5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

NSIAP. OMG THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL TROLLING BY ESPN! 🤣

 

Holy shit.

Is this real?

8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Holy shit.

Is this real?

No

A&M is the home team, so aggy will be the guest picker.

Just now, DFW Horn said:

No

A&M is the home team, so aggy will be the guest picker.

Johnny crackhead?

10 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Holy shit.

Is this real?

Of course not.  they already announced it's Jimbo

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

No

A&M is the home team, so aggy will be the guest picker.

Who da fuck would they get? What aggy great could pick for them other than Johnny M'F'n Football?

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

Of course not.  they already announced it's Jimbo

If real that would be hilarious.

13 minutes ago, Drew said:

Who da fuck would they get? What aggy great could pick for them other than Johnny M'F'n Football?

If real that would be hilarious.

I think you just answered your own question.

Johnny 8-ball and McAfee can snort a line before Manziel squeezes his nuts and picks aggy. Whoop!

35 minutes ago, Drew said:

Who da fuck would they get? What aggy great could pick for them other than Johnny M'F'n Football?

If real that would be hilarious.

A couple of years ago, they brought in an EDM group for the aggy picker.  I think it was The Chainsmokers.  IIRC, there was no real connection between the group an aggy.  I could be wrong.

I believe it was in 2018.

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Von Miller?  Who else they got?  Miles Garrett?  They busy on Sunday?

Chuck Knoblauch, unless they're afraid he'll accidentally decapitate Corso while trying to shuffle his cue cards.

Eva Longoria is evidently the odds favorite as the guest picker?  Didn’t know she had any ties to them.  

No CR but I thought Eva Longoria left the country.  It needs to be the baseball coach.

 

Ted Cruz would make an excellent representative of TAMU as a guest picker.  

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ted Cruz would make an excellent representative of TAMU as a guest picker.  

Graduate of Princeton and Harvard Law? His only affiliation with aggy is wanting/needing their votes to remain in office. Fuck him, too.

It's gotta be Johnny 8-ball even though he never played in the rivalry.

8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

It's gotta be Johnny 8-ball even though he never played in the rivalry.

They still call it “the house that Johnny fuckface built” over there?

Just now, MrBig said:

They still call it “the house that Johnny fuckface built” over there?

I think so. Plus, don't you wanna see an inebriated idiot make a fool of himself and aggy on national TV?

I'm here for it.

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3 hours ago, Drew said:

Who da fuck would they get?

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19 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Graduate of Princeton and Harvard Law? His only affiliation with aggy is wanting/needing their votes to remain in office. Fuck him, too.

It's gotta be Johnny 8-ball even though he never played in the rivalry.

Good sir, he is a Senator from the State of Texas.  

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In all seriousness though....they probably bring in the dipshits from Dude Perfect.

27 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Graduate of Princeton and Harvard Law? His only affiliation with aggy is wanting/needing their votes to remain in office. Fuck him, too.

It's gotta be Johnny 8-ball even though he never played in the rivalry.

Have they ever had the same guest picker twice in one season, because he was the guest picker before the A&M-Notre Dame game.

The aggy entertainer bench is really fucking thin.  Rip Torn would be great but he's dead so cross him off.  

29 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Have they ever had the same guest picker twice in one season, because he was the guest picker before the A&M-Notre Dame game.

Well, hell, I forgot aggy has already hosted GameDay this year.

My bad

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