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How are they going to have those 5 dildos picking the games and it not take 30 minutes?

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Just now, Reynolds Woodcock said:

So I guess mid 30s is when one officially gets old, because I legitimately have never heard of Dude Perfect 

My son's used to watch their content when they were in middle school about 10 years ago. They do extreme trick shots on YouTube. I wasn't aware that they were still around until today.

If you've ever seen an Astros game, you've seen dude perfect doing frozen yogurt commercials. 

I think that's what they were advertising. I mostly tune that shit out. 

McConaughey, Jordan Spieth, Glenn Powell, Scottie Scheffler vs Johnny Hate Crime and a bunch of dorks from a Smoothie King commercial.

If they brought Manzeil back this week he might very well pick us.

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

How are they going to have those 5 dildos picking the games and it not take 30 minutes?

And dozens of retakes.  

54 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And dozens of retakes.  

Yeah I hope they try a trick shot field goal with Pat and fail miserably.

3 hours ago, F250 said:

My son's used to watch their content when they were in middle school about 10 years ago. They do extreme trick shots on YouTube. I wasn't aware that they were still around until today.

*sons

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

*sons

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5 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

So I guess mid 30s is when one officially gets old, because I legitimately have never heard of Dude Perfect 

My 12 year old son watches their stuff.

My 14 year old son finds them "cringe".

So seems perfect for A&M.

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Does Dude Perfect get 10,000 takes until they finally their picks right?  This College GameDay is gonna take forever.

19 hours ago, TornACL said:

Does Dude Perfect get 10,000 takes until they finally their picks right?  This College GameDay is gonna take forever.

Just need Oz the Mentalist to come help them need 1 take and watch Weigman go full blown comatose.

 

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Lulz, aggy doesn't get that Mcafee is macking them complete with fake accent?

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Lulz, aggy doesn't get that Mcafee is macking them complete with fake accent?

lol I thought the exact same thing. 

I'm not much of a Pat fan, but a national TV audience troll is outstanding.

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lulz, aggy doesn't get that Mcafee is macking them complete with fake accent?

 

His comment about them preparing people for war and then creating a song “not about defeating the nazis, not about defeating al Qaeda but about defeating Texas university” was good. How they couldn’t see he was making fun of them was hilarious.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

His comment about them preparing people for war and then creating a song “not about defeating the nazis, not about defeating al Qaeda but about defeating Texas university” was good. How they couldn’t see he was making fun of them was hilarious.

Because they're a bunch of goobs!

Because aggy.

And of course they hide the milkmen and bring out the female cheerleaders.

Wait...did ESPN have to bring in their own actual cheerleaders or grab some from a local high school because they just couldn't handle wally cleaver fisting his buddy buddy for 2 hours?

Did the milkmen just come out in red sweaters?  

They have female cheerleaders?  Honestly, had no idea....

“Arrogance meets insecurity.  Contempt meets condescension.  Pettiness meets jealousy.  Discipline versus keeping it weird. It’s a clash of cultures.”

 

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13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

OMG aggy has female cheerleaders?

 

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Because aggy.

And of course they hide the milkmen and bring out the female cheerleaders.

 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Wait...did ESPN have to bring in their own actual cheerleaders or grab some from a local high school because they just couldn't handle wally cleaver fisting his buddy buddy for 2 hours?

 

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Did the milkmen just come out in red sweaters?  

They have female cheerleaders?  Honestly, had no idea....

It is AI generated.  Remember in the last Mission Impossible when Gabriel was on the escalator in the airport and his image briefly pixelated?  Before the broadcast is over, the girl cheerleader will turn into milkman and the world will know.  OK, so it isn't AI, but ESPN can't help themselves, milkmen will get their few minutes of "fame"?

I can’t imagine what they had to do to make all those aggies wear orange Home Depot gear. The A&M athletic department wouldn’t even let whataburger throw out promotional orange basketballs to the crowd at their basketball games. And basketballs are, you know, orange. 

12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trolling:

 

Dude I’m honestly not sure. He seems like he would fit right in with those goobers. 

24 minutes ago, pops said:

Wait...did ESPN have to bring in their own actual cheerleaders or grab some from a local high school because they just couldn't handle wally cleaver fisting his buddy buddy for 2 hours?

aggy has a dance team now, at least for basketball games.

Aggie Dance Team (@AggieDanceTeam) / X

He's Principal P.C. of course he would fit right in.

PCprincipal1.png

Anyone catch the sign about the mo bamba song?  Their quest to make that song a fighting texas aggy tradition Is really something.  A song about a UT basketball player that is played in every stadium in the country.

21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trolling:

 

This is his schtick. He got the LSU fans to say suck that tiger dick bitch twice a couple of weeks ago.

She already has a daughter? 

Sad there's no thujone signs. Kids these days...

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I hope we are collecting our license fees for those maroon foam Hook’em horns.

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dude I’m honestly not sure. He seems like he would fit right in with those goobers. 

He’s mocking them because they’re weird as fuck. Obsessed doesn’t even begin to describe them. 

McAfee is the epitome of aggy. He’s not trolling. He would be a perfect fit to be aggy program ambassador. 

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