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Elko rocking the black aggies muumuu

"These people are weird as hell, but I'm well-paid and Penn State hasn't opened up yet"

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3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

McAfee is the epitome of aggy. He’s not trolling. He would be a perfect fit to be aggy program ambassador. 

He's definitely trolling and completely making fun of aggy all show

What size hat is that to Elko...lol

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2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

embarrassing... lol... glad they aren't real army, we'd be screwed.

 

 

not just screwed, we'd be dead

Thanks for dressing in your finest muumuu, coach.

Yell leaders take bubble baths. What is that kid's surly handle? 😅

I hate to break it to Elko, but the shit that worked against LSU and Auburn ain't gonna work tonight.

Isn't there something ESPN can do about the religious fanatics photobombing?

6 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Hah. Nice cannon fire dipshits

Please, somebody has to have a video of that....

Props to the kid in burnt orange standing in the middle of the Horns down sheep fuckers.

Edited by Jerry Callo

lol Desmond, an upper midwest guy that went to college @ Michigan...needs ear muffs when its 45 out?

1 minute ago, US183 said:

Please, somebody has to have a video of that....

got it on DVR to go back and make fun of them later

Jeez.....we had to do a bonfire segment.

"Improved perspective" should've included competent oversight by qualified engineers instead of drunken idiots.

Anybody who watches this bonfire story and doesn’t immediately think “what a bunch of fucking idiots” needs to have their head examined 

1 minute ago, US183 said:

Please, somebody has to have a video of that....

biggest game day ever and the complete buffoonery of fake army is immortalized on the internet forever.

Remembering the Texas band playing Amazing Grace at the 1999 game still brings tears. 

Hook'em

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I was at that bonfire game.

Talk about a surreal atmosphere. 
Cannot believe that has already been 25 years.

Have they brought up throwing horse shit into our band yet? Good bull. Good bull. 

Not feeding our football team? Good bull. Good bull. 

Calling them and keeping them up all night? Good bull. Good bull. 

They’re so classy. 

32 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy has a dance team now, at least for basketball games.

Aggie Dance Team (@AggieDanceTeam) / X

Is this one of those 3D puzzles where you cross your eyes and the dance team appears?

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

lol Desmond, an upper midwest guy that went to college @ Michigan...needs ear muffs when its 45 out?

It drowns aggy out

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Its really sad that they genuinely think in their heart of hearts they are being cool and look cool. 

Stoopid sip...from the outside lookin' in you can't understand it.

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These bonfire stories never seem to mention how the A&M admin tried to hide what actually happens at Bonfire.

1 minute ago, Stringer said:

These bonfire stories never seem to mention how the A&M admin tried to hide what actually happens at Bonfire.

And refused to take responsibility for killing those kids. 

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2 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Remembering the Texas band playing Amazing Grace at the 1999 game still brings tears. 

Hook'em

Me too man.

The band slowly and quietly walked onto the field, turned around and played Amazing Grace.

Then took their hats off and put them over their hearts and quietly walked off the field.

It was a beautiful moment.

I will never forget how eerily quiet it was. The only sound as they walked on and off the field were the flags flapping around the stadium.

Texas was pure class about that whole tragedy.

Something you never forget.

Bonfire was an obvious tragedy and I understand trying to give meaning for the death of those students but I was always disgusted how some Ags played the story into their own mythology. Those 12 should all be living normal lives today instead of dying for a rule breaking bonfire.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its really sad that they genuinely think in their heart of hearts they are being cool and look cool. 

It is a complete group personification of "little brother".    Even Mich State, Auburn and the like aren't this ridiculous.  aggy is one of one.  back on the stage for all the world to see again.

Fake army w/ fake army skills 

I was at that game, second football season after I graduated in 98.  The LHB was first class, aggy were cocksuckers that day after they got their "divine intervention win"  I have never been back to a game in CS and certainly ain't shedding no tears over that day 25 years later, our band performance or otherwise.    

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Ryan Day always reminds me to go one shade lighter when it’s time for my Just For Men treatment. 😆

I know the bar is low, but this has to be the most boring, tiresome GameDay all season by a wide, wide margin.

Tired Pbs Nature GIF by Nature on PBS

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I know the bar is low, but this has to be the most boring, tiresome GameDay all season by a wide, wide margin.

Tired Pbs Nature GIF by Nature on PBS

Love college football but I can’t watch game day. Prefer catching about ~5 minutes of highlights either during the broadcast or later. I really don’t see how someone sits thru 3 hours of it.

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3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Love college football but I can’t watch game day. Prefer catching about ~5 minutes of highlights either during the broadcast or later. I really don’t see how someone sits thru 3 hours of it.

I never just sit and watch it, but it is the background noise of my fall Saturday mornings while I get shit done so I can enjoy the rest of my day in peace.

The Dude Perfect guys are the perfect aggy dork personified

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

LMFAO @ that kick

Payne almost took an aggy's head off. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Did he just kill someone?

The Brady Bunch Football GIF

THE OMEN , were going to win tonight. As when BEVO busted down the gate to try to kill Ugly Uga at the Sugar Bowl,  aggy Fake Army’s Cannon has ED and can’t fire on ESPN GAMEDAY. 

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