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Desmond is only on that show because he fills the need to balance the crew as the buffoonish stooge. As long a Corso has a pulse and able to sit as the table, he’s much more valuable.

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49 minutes ago, mdmost said:

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Why this guy, what does he have to do with either team, the SEC, or college football?

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No idea who that is, but apparently put there by Disney to promote a movie.
Why this guy, what does he have to do with either team, the SEC, or college football?

Literally nothing - Have family that worked on the film that noted it’s part of his promo package for A Complete Unknown.

Which… fine? But I don’t get it… maybe 5% of the game day audience is in the target demographic.
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Ok I knew I had seen him before.

That movie looks promising for an old fucker like me but it could also suck ass.

I will give it a chance but not until I read the reviews.

2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Desmond is only on that show because he fills the need to balance the crew as the buffoonish stooge. As long a Corso has a pulse and able to sit as the table, he’s much more valuable.

Buffoonish stooge, you say? Desmond - Corso (and, hell, McAfee)

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1 hour ago, Party_Taco said:


Literally nothing - Have family that worked on the film that noted it’s part of his promo package for A Complete Unknown.

Which… fine? But I don’t get it… maybe 5% of the game day audience is in the target demographic.

So, this guy is playing a 19-year-old Bob Dylan in a movie. I want Rece Davis to as ask him "How Does it Feel" to pick on your own, like a complete unknown?

 

 

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4 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

So, this guy is playing a 19-year-old Bob Dylan in a movie. I want Rece Davis to as ask him "How Does it Feel" to pick on your own, like a complete unknown?

 

 

That would be so fucking awesome.

Brilliant idea.

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Corso is good people guys. Dude had the balls to pick Texas before 2005 Rose Bowl while Mark May and co. all took turns deep throating USC on live television. He’s a legend.

I had a buddy at UT, late 80's, who got pissed at Corso for some shit he said on TV and literally called ESPN in Bristol and Corso picked up and was cool and explained his take. 

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18 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Corso is good people guys. Dude had the balls to pick Texas before 2005 Rose Bowl while Mark May and co. all took turns deep throating USC on live television. He’s a legend.

 

33 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I had a buddy at UT, late 80's, who got pissed at Corso for some shit he said on TV and literally called ESPN in Bristol and Corso picked up and was cool and explained his take. 

Beano Cook would have answered the phone and told him to go fuck himself.

They've done it like this for a few years. Saban picked us and Georgia to make the CCG back in July. You know he wants us to win today. 

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6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Wow, this GameDay inside of a convention hall is...lifeless.

Is it inside because of the weather? Currently in the 30s in Atlanta. 

No idea. Where else would they put it at MB Stadium? It's not like the parking lot of an NFL stadium is an inspiring backdrop. 

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is it inside because of the weather? Currently in the 30s in Atlanta. 

We don’t do cold.

Pat looks puffy. Late night at Magic City, perhaps. 

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

No idea. Where else would they put it at MB Stadium? It's not like the parking lot of an NFL stadium is an inspiring backdrop. 

Lifeless in our hotel too and just down the street from stadium. Cold as f*%$ here. Guessing the tailgating will be sparse. 

They would be having a similar issue here in DFW if we were still in the Big 12. Cold and rainy this morning. So happy to be done with that turd of a stadium. Well, I guess we can meet SMU there if we don't win today. 

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Saban on the flag planting issue. "I think fining these schools $100K for this is like worrying about mouse manure when you're up to your ears in elephant shit."

I didn't catch it all, but Saban just said something about "being up to your ears in elephant shit".  

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

I didn't catch it all, but Saban just said something about "being up to your ears in elephant shit".  

Yes.  Was funny. McAfee and Kirk were cracking up.  Not sure if Saban knows or not he can’t say that.  I presume they had the delay to bleep it but they didn’t.  

28 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Wow, this GameDay inside of a convention hall is...lifeless.

Yeah I was expecting a bigger turnout. They could have made it look more crowded if they did it in a bingo hall instead. 

Dez thinks the solution to fights caused by flag planting or players posing in the endzone is leaving it up to the stadiums to employ enough police & security to stop it. What the ever loving fuck? He wants $12/hour security guards running out to stop college football players? Or trigger happy cops to start reaching for their sidearms when they feel threatened?

HAPPY CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP DAY, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS!!!

 

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Yeah I was expecting a bigger turnout. They could have made it look more crowded if they did it in a bingo hall instead. 

They seemed to acknowledge the small crowds at the start by saying they're expecting the numbers to grow throughout the broadcast. That's the other big disadvantage about not being on a campus where students can party all night then queue up: the convention center probably only opened up an hour before broadcast. 

Maybe people will continue to trickle in.

There was pearl clutching over the bottle throwing and there were few repeats. There will be pearl clutching about flag planting and the only remaining worry is it happening if a team upsets another team at their home when the playoff starts. Flag planting on neutral sites shouldn't be a big deal. 

I'll stand by it, somewhere in the past in the football forum I've mentioned sportsmanship/smack talking/stepping over a guy when he's down.  I firmly believe it has no place in the sport.  When allowed to take an inch they'll take a mile next.  IMO, reap what you sow they've allowed this behavior to carry on and it has progressed to what we have now.  I guess drama, good or bad, makes revenue.  The only thing worse than a sore loser is a sore winner.  Carry on.

Saban taking on the Corso random swear word mantle. 

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The weird thing is that there was no discussion, at all, nationally about *why* those bottles were thrown, which is absolutely part of the story.

Nope, Texas kids are spoiled brats who don't know how to behave when the refs are raping their beloved team repeatedly.  Aren't they just the worst?

Fuck 'em all.  Let's win the whole thing and celebrate right in everybody's face.

Did Saban get enough sleep?  He sounds as if he might be a little cranky this morning.

24 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

We don’t do cold.

Pat looks puffy. Late night at Magic City, perhaps. 

The Cheetah Lounge, for the discerning gentleman 

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Did Saban get enough sleep?  He sounds as if he might be a little cranky this morning.

Probably unhappy to be on the outside looking in on another title game

Edit: lulz this sign is pretty funny

 

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Maybe Saban had the lemon pepper wings with the sauce last night.

 

Kirby Smart looks like he owns a windowless van.

 

6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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The redheaded Texas cheerleader on the far right is the one who was posted giving "horns down" ratings of opponent fans in the stands. 

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Kirby Smart looks like he owns a windowless van.

 

He doesn’t, he just borrows it and fucks kids in it.

 

 

 

 

allegedly

it’s a joke, people

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1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

He doesn’t, he just borrows it and fucks kids in it.

 

 

 

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it’s a joke, people

 

Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?

The politicking is so obnoxious.

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If we win today we should plant the flag on the sec logo

Jim Phillips letting a naysayer know about SMU and Miami. 

Lol hearing the committee chair describe their busted ass topological sorting - team A will always be above team B, but those ranks can move around - it's no wonder they're so wishy washy

35 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'll stand by it, somewhere in the past in the football forum I've mentioned sportsmanship/smack talking/stepping over a guy when he's down.  I firmly believe it has no place in the sport.  When allowed to take an inch they'll take a mile next.  IMO, reap what you sow they've allowed this behavior to carry on and it has progressed to what we have now.  I guess drama, good or bad, makes revenue.  The only thing worse than a sore loser is a sore winner.  Carry on.

Agree that stepping over should be called taunting because it is. But ballcarriers can handle that by just getting up at that moment and "accidentally" putting a helmet into the defender's balls. 

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