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Asked the Texas kid in the race when he got here “last night”  

How did you get here?

”Walk”.   lol 

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Lmao Saban breaking the video screen square and then patmac taking a quarter of it offline

I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying.

1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Yes.  Was funny. McAfee and Kirk were cracking up.  Not sure if Saban knows or not he can’t say that.  I presume they had the delay to bleep it but they didn’t.  

They’ve been cussing like that on gameday for a few years now.

What I saw on those replay breakdowns was the Georgia pass rush pushing the UT O-line back 5 yards (often w/ only (4) D-linemen engaging) creating the creases for the LB’s and safeties to blitz

10 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Asked the Texas kid in the race when he got here “last night”  

How did you get here?

”Walk”.   lol 

Dumbass question. I appreciated his answer.

10 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

 

Fuck it saban is a national treasure 

51 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The weird thing is that there was no discussion, at all, nationally about *why* those bottles were thrown, which is absolutely part of the story.

It's irrelevant why the bottles were thrown. It was a trash move that reflected poorly on the university and our city. Leave the trash behavior to people on Carnival Cruises.  

On 12/5/2024 at 11:11 PM, Huckleberry said:

 

Man I forgot about douche ass Mark May being on GameDay.... 

22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

It's irrelevant why the bottles were thrown. It was a trash move that reflected poorly on the university and our city. Leave the trash behavior to people on Carnival Cruises.  

I'm not defending it, don't get me wrong.

But the "why" absolutely does matter.  Behaving that way for no reason is different than behaving that way for the reason that provoked it.

Back to back weeks for Texas and game day is fun 

these FG kicking spots with McAfee are more annoying than Jardiance commercials. 

21 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

It's irrelevant why the bottles were thrown. It was a trash move that reflected poorly on the university and our city. Leave the trash behavior to people on Carnival Cruises.  

No, it was not, and is not, irrelevant. Trashy? Maybe. Effective? Yes. Yes, it was.

All things considered, I'd say it was a message that likely could not have been delivered any other way. Complaining about getting fucked - or being subjected to incompetence - would have been seen as whining.

Fuck it.

Hook'em

13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Man I forgot about douche ass Mark May being on GameDay.... 

pre stroke Lee Corso was the f'n man. show really lost its fastball once he could no longer be a prominent part of it. 

On 12/5/2024 at 11:11 PM, Huckleberry said:

 

Our mascot head at the time didn’t have horns?  Wtf?


 

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'll stand by it, somewhere in the past in the football forum I've mentioned sportsmanship/smack talking/stepping over a guy when he's down.  I firmly believe it has no place in the sport.

Happened to see this clip the other day.  Thought it was a bad call when it happened and today it looks even worse, since we see that kind of stuff all the time now.

Beano Cook would have answered the phone and told him to go fuck himself.

But only after he talked about how Ron powlus was gonna win3 heismans at ND.
Dillon Gabriel: “I’m not bigger than anyone else,”….true statement 


Gabriel is a damn good college QB.


$1.2 mm kick attempt- missed…


How does this stupid thing work? Miss it and the next kick is exponentially worth more???

Carson Beck: "There's different stakes at hand."

Poetry

25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


Gabriel is a damn good college QB.




How does this stupid thing work? Miss it and the next kick is exponentially worth more???

 

Yes. It’s backwards. 

45 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm not defending it, don't get me wrong.

But the "why" absolutely does matter.  Behaving that way for no reason is different than behaving that way for the reason that provoked it.

Well, yeah, you kinda' are defending it, haha. 

40 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

No, it was not, and is not, irrelevant. Trashy? Maybe. Effective? Yes. Yes, it was.

All things considered, I'd say it was a message that likely could not have been delivered any other way. Complaining about getting fucked - or being subjected to incompetence - would have been seen as whining.

Fuck it.

Hook'em

If it was an actual societal issue than needed rectifying, I could almost justify trash behavior, but probably not.

Adding like trash because of a bad referee decision in a sporting event ain't gonna get there for me, but whatever. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How does Chalamet get top shelf  pussy again?!

Because women’s taste in men in this day and age has reached an all-time low

Timotheeeee being fed all of this is pretty funny but he’s doing a good job.
 

Still not as good as Gene Wilder would have been, but pretty good 

well that wasn’t over the top at all

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7 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Because women’s taste in men in this day and age has reached an all-time low

Effeminate French dudes have been crushing pussy since European history began.

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7 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Because women’s taste in men in this day and age has reached an all-time low

You should let women know that their opinion of what makes for an attractive man should be more like yours. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

No Corso, not even on remote?! This is bullshit. 

Medical issue

Does McAfee ever not pick the home team?

Nice, mcafee picks have been all wrong with Texas this year. Texas wins confirmed. 

I mean it looked like he was having a stroke on air last weekend in Babyarm Station.

Hope he recovers quickly.

Just now, ajax said:

Does McAfee ever not pick the home team?

Seems he just values the adulation of the home fans. 

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

McAfee is hilarious a fucking tool.

 

14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How does Chalamet get top shelf  pussy again?!

I looked it up. He's dated Johnny Depp's daughter, Madonna's daughter, and one of the Jenner girls. Not unattractive but considering how big of a star he is he could do better. He's more of a star fucker.

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I was impressed with that kid.

He did is homework and seems like a good dude.

He also picked us.

I think McAfee has added a ton of energy and I don’t mind him at all. Would love to have beer with him sometime.

Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

I was impressed with that kid.

He did his homework and seems like a good dude.

He also picked us.

I think McAfee has added a ton of energy and I don’t mind him at all. Would love to have beer with him sometime.

 

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