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2 minutes ago, ajax said:

I looked it up. He's dated Johnny Depp's daughter, Madonna's daughter, and one of the Jenner girls. Not unattractive but considering how big of a star he is he could do better. He's more of a star fucker.

I thought he was hilarious here

 

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, ajax said:

Does McAfee ever not pick the home team?

We’re the home team today.  But, yeah I understand, Atlanta and all.

The Pat mcaffee era can’t come to an end soon enough. 

How many of the Gameday picks has he actually got right? He’s been wrong on all 3 of ours.
1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

Who picked who?

Des, Saban, & Wonka picked Texas

McAfee picked Georgia

11 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


How many of the Gameday picks has he actually got right? He’s been wrong on all 3 of ours.

He’s at 55% for the year. Which is terrible when just picking winners and not against the spread. 

41 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How does Chalamet get top shelf  pussy again?!

He was on the panel for 5 minutes reading lines and pat’s pussy ass was in love with him. 

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

Chalamet hate is weird. 

It's gay to be French.

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Chalamet hate is weird. 

I think it’s just the fact that he has zero connection to either school or football in general. It was simply a paid promotion for his upcoming Bob Dylan movie. 

lol. After I posted that I turned that song on. Driving home from breakfast.

It's gay to be French.

Don’t do that. The gays are infinitely more tolerable than the French.
1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Don’t do that. The gays are infinitely more tolerable than the French.

Ever been to France? Everyone's gay!

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Ok here it is the Pat McAfee scorecard for host location games only for 2024....

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So after 16 weeks (15 completed) here are tubodouche's splits...

Wins: 5
Losses: 10
Home Team Picks: 12

Notes:
Only road team picks were Indiana over Ohio State and Tennessee over Oklahoma which he split.
Mix in Atlanta's proximity to Athens vs Austin and you can basically give him 13 home picks.
He is 0-3 in games involving Texas so far
College Station was the only city he got to visit twice (won't happen next year)

Here's to his continued streak despite being the turbodouche!

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4 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Don’t do that. The gays are infinitely more tolerable than the French.

Incidentally, Robert Pattinson does one of the great French fop performances as Dauphin in Chalamet's The King. 

2 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Incidentally, Robert Pattinson does one of the great French fop performances as Dauphin in Chalamet's The King. 

Emo Batman ain't nuttin ta fuck wit!

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1 hour ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Because women’s taste in men in this day and age has reached an all-time low

Something tells me you have a beer belly and hypertension. 

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16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I think it’s just the fact that he has zero connection to either school or football in general. It was simply a paid promotion for his upcoming Bob Dylan movie. 

What is wrong with that?
He sounded smarter about college football than a lot of the guests they have had in previous shows.

I had no problem with it.

Ok so Wonka said he wanted to go 6-0 here were his picks

Texas
SMU
Ohio
Louisiana
Jackson State
Arizona State

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48 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Ok so Wonka said he wanted to go 6-0 here were his picks

Texas
SMU
Ohio
Louisiana
Jackson State
Arizona State

Looking good for a 2-0 start so far.

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How does Chalamet get top shelf  pussy again?!

He did offer up $400k on the spot for the second kick. 

7 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Looking good for a 2-0 start so far.

He looks like he is 2-0 for the early games. 

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How does Chalamet get top shelf  pussy again?!

Isn’t he currently with the second worst Kardashian?

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49 minutes ago, jTower said:

He did offer up $400k on the spot for the second kick. 

He looks like he is 2-0 for the early games. 

3-0

Let’s help him go 4-0

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Something tells me you have a beer belly and hypertension. 

Hey, let’s not body shame people on blood pressure medication that choose to accentuate their midsections. It’s a slippery slope. Next thing you know we’ll be making fun of 300lb women doing yoga.

Meh...

College Football Playoff: ESPN announces broadcast teams for first round, CFP quarterfinals

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After the 12-team College Football Playoff bracket was announced Sunday, ESPN announced the broadcast teams for the first round and quarterfinals. This year will mark the first time the network won’t carry every CFP game, although it will still have the announcers.

ABC and ESPN will simulcast two first-round College Football Playoff games, which will take place at campus sites. TNT and Max will have the others as part of a five-year deal with ESPN to sublicense first-round games. ESPN will still produce the games and have its broadcasters in the booths.

ESPN will then carry each CFP game from the quarterfinals through the national championship. The network announced its broadcast teams for the quarterfinals, but didn’t say who would be calling the semifinals. The national championship booth is in place as the lead team of Chris Fowler, Kirk Herbstreit, Holly Rowe and Molly McGrath will have the call.

After the first round, the rest of the CFP will take place at bowl sites. Those locations were determined based on the higher-seeded team’s bowl affiliation.

The CFP officially kicks off Dec. 20 with one game on the schedule. Here are the broadcast teams for the first-round games and quarterfinals.

First-round games (campus sites)

No. 10 seed Indiana at No. 7 seed Notre Dame

Date/Time: Dec. 20, 8 p.m. ET
Channel: ABC/ESPN
Broadcast Team: Sean McDonough, Greg McElroy, Molly McGrath

An in-state showdown awaits in the first round of the College Football Playoff as Indiana heads to Notre Dame. ABC and ESPN will carry the game, which kicks off Dec. 20 at 8 p.m. ET.

No. 11 seed SMU at No. 6 seed Penn State

Date/Time: Dec. 21, Noon ET
Channel: TNT/Max
Broadcast Team: Mark Jones, Roddy Jones, Quint Kessenich

SMU stayed in the College Football Playoff bracket despite falling in the ACC Championship and will head to Happy Valley to take on Penn State. That matchup will mark the first-ever CFP game on TNT as Mark Jones, Roddy Jones and Quint Kessenich head to the White Out atmosphere.

No. 12 seed Clemson at No. 5 seed Texas

Date/Time: Dec. 21, 4 p.m. ET
Channel: TNT/Max
Broadcast Team: Dave Pasch, Dusty Dvoracek, Taylor McGregor

The ACC champion, Clemson stole a bid in the College Football Playoff and will head to Austin to take on Texas as part of TNT’s doubleheader on Dec. 21. That matchup will kickoff Dec. 21 at 4 p.m. ET.

No. 9 seed Tennessee at No. 8 seed Ohio State

Date/Time: Dec. 21, 8 p.m. ET
Channel: ABC/ESPN
Broadcast Team: Chris Fowler, Kirk Herbstreit, Holly Rowe

An intriguing matchup awaits in Columbus on Dec. 21 to close out the first round when Tennessee takes on Ohio State. It will cap off the day of games with ESPN’s top booth on the call.

 

Quarterfinals

Fiesta Bowl: No. 3 seed Boise State vs. SMU/Penn State

Date/Time: Dec. 31, 7:30 p.m. ET
Channel: ESPN
Broadcast Team: Bob Wischusen, Louis Riddick, Kris Budden

One of the stories of the college football season, Boise State came in as the No. 3 seed after winning the Mountain West, and they’ll await the winner of SMU vs. Penn State. The New Year’s Eve matchup will have Bob Wischusen, Louis RIddick and Kris Budden on the call.

Peach Bowl: No. 4 seed Arizona State vs. Clemson/Texas

Date/Time: Jan. 1, 1 p.m. ET
Channel: ESPN
Broadcast Team: Joe Tessitore, Jesse Palmer, Katie George

In the Peach Bowl, a surging Arizona State team will await the winner of Clemson vs. Texas. One of ESPN’s top SEC broadcast will have the game as Joe Tessitore, Jesse Palmer and Katie George make up the booth.

Rose Bowl: No. 1 seed Oregon vs. Tennessee/Ohio State

Date/Time: Jan. 1, 5 p.m. ET
Channel: ESPN
Broadcast Team: Chris Fowler, Kirk Herbstreit, Holly Rowe

In the Rose Bowl Game, top-seeded Oregon will get ready to get its College Football Playoff run started. The Ducks will take on either Tennessee or Ohio State in the game, and the top booth will be on hand to call it for ESPN.

Sugar Bowl: No. 2 seed Georgia vs. Indiana/Notre Dame

Date/Time: Jan. 1, 8:45 p.m. ET
Channel: ESPN
Broadcast Team: Sean McDonough, Greg McElroy, Molly McGrath

Closing out the New Year’s Day slate, Georgia will play its first CFP game and take on the winner of Indiana vs. Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl. Sean McDonough, Greg McElroy and Molly McGrath will be on hand.

At long last, the 12-team College Football Playoff bracket is set. There’s now a 12-day layoff before the first round games get underway and the race toward the national championship officially begins.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Meh...

College Football Playoff: ESPN announces broadcast teams for first round, CFP quarterfinals

 

 

Fuck all of that…I will be listening to Craig Way as always.

Easy to sync up with the Sirius/XM broadcast and YouTube TV.

 

No comments on the others, but Dusty is actually very good.  Something good came out of OU, imagine that? 

 

12 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

No comments on the others, but Dusty is actually very good.  Something good came out of OU, imagine that? 

Agree, Pasch and Dvoracek are very good, just behind Fowler / Herbstreit. McDonough and McElroy are the best combo.

Tessitore has become a beating. Got off his meds or something this season but just has zoned in to over-the-top WWE stuff.  Mark Jones is the worst. Not sure how he's going to survive without being able to fellate Sanders / CU.

Sucks that Klatt isn't doing any of the games but that also means that we won't have to deal with that unbridled weirdo Gus. He's probably still in therapy dealing with ohio's loss to Michigan. 

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I know a lot of people here hate Herbstreit but I don’t.

Him and Fowler are by far the best CFB broadcast team.

1 hour ago, JGrayDBU said:

No comments on the others, but Dusty is actually very good.  Something good came out of OU, imagine that? 

???

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Will be at Indiana @ Notre Dame for the Friday night playoff game for a special Friday Game Day and then over to Columbus for Tennessee-Ohio State for Saturday's regular show. 

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On 12/8/2024 at 9:18 PM, Wally Pryor said:

 

Agree, Pasch and Dvoracek are very good, just behind Fowler / Herbstreit. McDonough and McElroy are the best combo.

Tessitore has become a beating. Got off his meds or something this season but just has zoned in to over-the-top WWE stuff.  Mark Jones is the worst. Not sure how he's going to survive without being able to fellate Sanders / CU.

Sucks that Klatt isn't doing any of the games but that also means that we won't have to deal with that unbridled weirdo Gus. He's probably still in therapy dealing with ohio's loss to Michigan. 

He's been terrible all year. We had him for 3 straight weeks right? God that was awful.

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Probably should cross post this, but who TF is going to call our game?

when was Max / TNT’s last football broadcast?

We already know this 

Broadcast Team: Dave Pasch, Dusty Dvoracek, Taylor McGregor

Just now, Js1 said:

We already know this 

Broadcast Team: Dave Pasch, Dusty Dvoracek, Taylor McGregor

Damn. You’ve memorialized my laziness / stupidity .

  • 2 weeks later...

It’s been a decent show today on right now,

the illusionist guy freaked Pat out and Pat called the illusionist a time traveling demon. That part was funny. 

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s been a decent show today on right now,

the illusionist guy freaked Pat out and Pat called the illusionist a time traveling demon. That part was funny. 

McAfee is the new Weigman

Cignetti is cracking me up. He does not give a fuck.

Indiana Coach: we beat the SHIT out of them. 
Herbie’s face when Coach said that priceless. 

1 minute ago, Cap33 said:

Cignetti is cracking me up. He does not give a fuck.

ND crowd screaming bullshit. Cignetti saying shit. Pretty glorious. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bill on the Zoom meeting

This is fucking surreal.

JFC Bill….back away from the camera about 10 feet

And I obviously need I geography lesson. I can’t believe it is pitch black night at South Bend right now.

Wow, Pat went against type and picked the Hoosiers. 

2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

JFC Bill….back away from the camera about 10 feet

And I obviously need I geography lesson. I can’t believe it is pitch black night at South Bend right now.

Shortest day of the year + fairly northern locale = that happens

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