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1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Wazzu guys must've been radicalized with the death of the Pac12. 

Those signs have nothing to do with the Wazzu flag (which started in Austin btw).  

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6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t get why they can’t make a rule that the signs have to be somewhat related to the show 

they do have some sign rules. In 2013 i had a bob stoops kicks puppies sign made up next to a gigantic blown up bob stoops head and they didnt allow the puppies part in. 

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2 minutes ago, troph said:

Nah man, sunsets are beautiful. 

too much sidelining of our elders, ESPN and the mouse did this one right. Including keeping him over the years after his stroke.

This. Sometimes people earn the right to have a little respect as they bow out. 

3 minutes ago, The Tower said:

Glad to also see Chris Fowler on Gameday.  Nothing against Rece Davis but Chris Fowler should have continued to be host of the show.

Meh

Tomato, tomatoe

8 minutes ago, SDG said:

Those signs have nothing to do with the Wazzu flag (which started in Austin btw).  

Thanks

5 minutes ago, The Tower said:

Glad to also see Chris Fowler on Gameday.  Nothing against Rece Davis but Chris Fowler should have continued to be host of the show.

He’s a great Instagram follow, always doing interesting trips when he’s not working.  He spends a month in Breckenridge right before the season hiking all the time. I was slightly disappointed I didn’t see him on a trail when I was up there, seems like a really cool easy going guy.  

I love the portal game. What they need to add is where was that person two portals ago since that's a common theme of portaling players. 

21 minutes ago, royiv said:

Who is this Jesus guy? 

That rainbow afro guy at '70s and '80s sporting events was much cooler.  Add Morganna to the mix, and those games were a party.

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So are they retiring the headgear situation or does someone carry on the tradition? It would be the most douchetastic thing ever if McAfee started doing it.

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Just now, Thetexashammer said:

So are they retiring the headgear situation or does someone carry on the tradition? It would be the most douchetastic thing ever if McAfee started doing it.

i thought i saw somewhere that Kirk said he wouldnt allow anyone else to do it, that was Corsos thing... however, I wouldnt be too shocked if someone didnt start picking mascot figurines or something similar. 

Is it me or is Saban's whole job just to bitch about the current state of college football?

I haven't drank in three months, already one bloody in. I might die or get arrested today.

So stoked.

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Who is this Jesus guy? 

Believe they’re referring to West Virginia legend, SirPaul “Jesus In Cleats” Cheeks.

It just has nothing to do with CFB, and they’re so prominent. But, yes theres a war against evangelicals in this country. 

That stupid blond cunt's voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Her presence just screams "I don't belong here".

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That’s the least appetizing display of local foods that I’ve ever seen on GD

18 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

So are they retiring the headgear situation or does someone carry on the tradition? It would be the most douchetastic thing ever if McAfee started doing it.

I'd vote for McAfee to carry on the tradition if it meant he'd shut up for another 5+ minutes every Saturday

11 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

It just has nothing to do with CFB, and they’re so prominent. But, yes theres a war against evangelicals in this country. 

Jesus tapdancing Christ, no there is not.

But football season is on.

 

7 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Mack on big noon

Fuck that guy basically excuse making “UNC finally committing to football, BB should win big.”

he’s so fucking slimy.

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Corso picked LSU over Penn St for the national championship this year 😖

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14 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

It just has nothing to do with CFB, and they’re so prominent. But, yes theres a war against evangelicals in this country. 

I dare you to spend an hour with a family in Texas that has one trans person in it. Then you’ll know what culture war waged against you really looks like. Until then all your bullshit is just projection.
 

I promise that’s my last comment I’m not letting haters ruin today for me. 

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21 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I haven't drank in three months, already one bloody in. I might die or get arrested today.

So stoked.

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Which one is you? Asking for a friend.

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52 minutes ago, troph said:

These Jesus signs are so fucking tone deaf. Get fucked. 

I think we need some Satan worshippers with signs next week.

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jess Sims wearing 200% more clothes than her Peloton classes is quite unfortunate.

No it's not. She's completely average.

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2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jess Sims wearing 200% more clothes than her Peloton classes is quite unfortunate.

Guess they want us to focus on the knowledgeable sports input that she doesn't bring.

Just now, troph said:

I dare you to spend an hour with a family in Texas that has one trans person in it. Then you’ll know what culture war waged against you looks like. 
 

I promise that’s my last comment I’m not letting haters ruin today for me. 

I took it as sarcasm. Like, yeah such a war against them when they’re allowed to have huge signs and no one says anything. Obviously they’re discriminated against. I could be wrong

25 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I haven't drank in three months, already one bloody in. I might die or get arrested today.

So stoked.

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This is me staring at the bourbon at 9AM 

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26 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I haven't drank in three months, already one bloody in. I might die or get arrested today.

So stoked.

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Have fun but take it slow. Your body won't be used to the booze after 3 months. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This is me staring at the bourbon at 9AM 

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What the fuck are all these jesus signs? You know who my fuckin jesus is? Arch fuckin Manning.

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This is me staring at the bourbon at 9AM 

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One clamato and one miller deep. Gonna crack another.

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is it me or is Saban's whole job just to bitch about the current state of college football?

Probably because he’s bored and would like to coach again, and NIL was an irritant for him.

My entire sports-conscious life has included Corso on Gameday. I saw his first mascot head and now I’ll see his last. It makes me feel old, like another piece of my childhood is slipping away. There aren’t many things left.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

What the fuck are all these jesus signs? You know who my fuckin jesus is? Arch fuckin Manning.

Jesus isnt showing well so far, the bed soakers lost to Auburn last night

32 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I haven't drank in three months, already one bloody in. I might die or get arrested today.

So stoked.

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3 months is a long time, but I understand this game being the thing to break it. I haven’t drank since July 6, and before that it was Memorial Day, and several weeks prior to that. I’m a little jealous of those partaking, but imma have some gummies and microdoses instead lol

This is me staring at the bourbon at 9AM 
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It’s all about the bourbon selection… put some honey on it!

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29 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I haven't drank in three months, already one bloody in. I might die or get arrested today.

So stoked.

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Don’t drink too often anymore and trying to cut calories to see if I can hit a certain body fat percentage right now. So for my first no alcohol big Texas football game in a long time I’m taking a good edible with broccoli and hummus for munchies…. 

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