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No one matches the star power UT brings with Powell and McConaughey 

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joining in with the functional alcoholics, Im pulling out two bourbons and a tequila backup in case of close 4th qtr. 

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The dog taking a shit before this could be a good omen. 

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

No one matches the star power UT brings with Powell and McConaughey 

And they're both good guys.

Like VY, and Colt, and Earl, and Darrell, and Bijan, and...........

7 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


It’s all about the bourbon selection… put some honey on it!

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They didnt have anything with a higher ABV?

1 hour ago, The Tower said:

Glad to also see Chris Fowler on Gameday.  Nothing against Rece Davis but Chris Fowler should have continued to be host of the show.

Pretty sure that requires the guy wanting to continue to do it 

The way Rece has been hyping up the final headgear pick…

Is Corso gonna “Dot the I” or something? Timing probably doesn’t work but they’re really selling it.

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Peter just dropping a deuce  brings the lolz

After the kick it appeared they were all jumping around in very near proximity to the dump site. 

At a bar watching gameday and for the first time in a few years the Tunity app is working flawlessly.  

Corso is gonna go on about Ohio State being his first pick and here he is in the same spot for the bookend pick and get the crowd all riled up and then.. Not so fast my friend... Horns.

28 minutes ago, troph said:

I dare you to spend an hour with a family in Texas that has one trans person in it. Then you’ll know what culture war waged against you really looks like. Until then all your bullshit is just projection.
 

I promise that’s my last comment I’m not letting haters ruin today for me. 

You must have missed my first comment. I was being completely sarcastic. I find the Jesus signs completely ridiculous, and insane. My bad if the sarcasm was lost. 

32 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus tapdancing Christ, no there is not.

But football season is on.

 

You must have missed my first comment about. I was being completely sarcastic, my bad if that didn’t come through haha. 

2 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

You must have missed my first comment. I was being completely sarcastic. I find the Jesus signs completely ridiculous, and insane. My bad if the sarcasm was lost. 

Only missed because they believe it. 
 

LFG!! 🤘🏼

I thought it was a good idea to quit drinking 12 weeks ago. I forgot all about football season.

38 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I'd vote for McAfee to carry on the tradition if it meant he'd shut up for another 5+ minutes every Saturday

Maybe he's dumb enough to get it stuck on his huge melon and suffocate and almost die but survive but lose his job.

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Thank you to the dollar sale at Twin Liquors 

 

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mmmmmm whistlepig 

Do you think they’ll ask Saban why he had his coaches talk about Sark’s alcoholism to recruits?

24 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

What the fuck are all these jesus signs? You know who my fuckin jesus is? Arch fuckin Manning.

One clamato and one miller deep. Gonna crack another.

Just outing themselves as pedophiles. 

35 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Which one is you? Asking for a friend.

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The larger one. He's my homie. The little one is dumb af.

 

Adorable pup!

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Bear is on Fox show now?

Like 3 years now 

23 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

3 months is a long time, but I understand this game being the thing to break it. I haven’t drank since July 6, and before that it was Memorial Day, and several weeks prior to that. I’m a little jealous of those partaking, but imma have some gummies and microdoses instead lol

Quitting again tomorrow until OU

But today we ride!!

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Corso has on a tuxedo 🤵🏽 

he said “go buckeyes” and then flashed the horns and crowd went nuts (pre-Game Day) 

Hope we get the final mascot pick 🤘 

 

A couple of days ago, I read that Corso is 0-3 in his picks for Texas-tOSU games, so let's hope he goes with the Buckeyes.

4 minutes ago, Stringer said:

Do you think they’ll ask Saban why he had his coaches talk about Sark’s alcoholism to recruits?

I find disparagement that is truly off base doesn’t work. Go for it saban, there’s a new boss in town. 

14 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

The way Rece has been hyping up the final headgear pick…

Is Corso gonna “Dot the I” or something? Timing probably doesn’t work but they’re really selling it.

Kickoff is 11:14. Dotting of the i happens right before that 

the show is either going way long (earlier they showed picks start at 10:45) or it ends well before the band is on the field.

16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Pretty sure that requires the guy wanting to continue to do it 

Caught him on the radio saying he didn't miss the early mornings and loved doing the pm game.  And he lives in Florida so got to see Lee in the off season 

23 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

No one matches the star power UT brings with Powell and McConaughey 

aggy a close 2nd with Looch & Johnny. 

Just now, Born to Run said:

Caught him on the radio saying he didn't miss the early mornings and loved doing the pm game.  And he lives in Florida so got to see Lee in the off season 

Right.

calling the game of the week is such a better gig from a work/life standpoint unless you’re like Craig Way and that is your life which I recognize it is  for plenty of these guys, but it’s clear Fowler values more in life than just college football.

i wonder how much longer herbstriet will keep up these 18 hr days 

44 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

No it's not. She's completely average.

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Average? Have you been outside in this country in the last 20 years?

16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Kickoff is 11:14. Dotting of the i happens right before that 

the show is either going way long (earlier they showed picks start at 10:45) or it ends well before the band is on the field.

Maybe they'll have the Fox crew join them to pay tribute to Corso since Fox has said they are gonna show it also

21 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Douchebag makes his first appearance on Big Noon

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My bad, I thought that was a Wegovy ad.

14 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Average? Have you been outside in this country in the last 20 years?

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

What a weird son of a bitch. 

He also went on a rant that the B1G is supreme and is clearly above the SEC

Desmond looking like he just woke up.

That jacket and tie combo is doing him no favors.

They didnt have anything with a higher ABV?

I mean, it’s early yet… [emoji28]

Yeah he's definitely gonna dot the I. They're waiting for it.

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What a weird son of a bitch. 

He probably has a ton of money on Texas and is putting the appropriate karma out in the air. 

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Corso will dot the I for his final head gear pick 

Good.

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