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I’m gonna turn my office into a college gameday set. 

I liked that Haynes King segment, that was good, a little odd, but good.

I don’t know about sponsors, the way they talk about it, the money to cover the kicks comes out of McAfee’s pocket. 
 

But I’m sure that’s insured or built into his contract with espn.  There’s no way he’s free ballin that.

56 minutes ago, EastHorn said:

I’m gonna turn my office into a college gameday set. 

Yeah, it felt like a shameless McAffe hook up for a West Virginia fan. Oh well. 

See, that's how you do food presentation, Northern dip shits

Didn't he pick us and not Ohio State in week 1? I remember being shocked since he didn't pander like he normally does. 

24 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Didn't he pick us and not Ohio State in week 1? I remember being shocked since he didn't pander like he normally does. 

I believe he changed his mind after the fOSU student drilled the field goal challenge. 

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Didn't he pick us and not Ohio State in week 1? I remember being shocked since he didn't pander like he normally does. 

No. He did his really tricky, fake-out where he starts by talking up the visiting team and then does the 180 mid-stream and called it for the home team.

He's a gutless douche.

Oh that's funny, not only did the Miami student not have the balls to try the field goal himself, they let him tag his cocky buddy in to kick for him, and then he blows both kicks.

Did anyone see UNT up by 3 TDs against Army?

All-white suits for the GameDay tools, on set. Yes, they look ridiculous and partisan.

Fuck Pedo State

48 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

All-white suits for the GameDay tools, on set. Yes, they look ridiculous and partisan.

Fuck Pedo State

That’s why I’m watching the Fox show instead. 

All-white suits for the GameDay tools, on set. Yes, they look ridiculous and partisan.
Fuck Pedo State

I did like the sign that read “Joe Knew”
1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

All-white suits for the GameDay tools, on set. Yes, they look ridiculous and partisan.

Fuck Pedo State

McAffee doesn’t know the difference between white and crème. 

Edited by EuroHorn

15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

That’s dark 

 

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One thing about that whole Pedo State situation that I didn’t see discussed a lot after the fact, but always bothered me. 
 

Former WR and (at the time) grad assistant Mike McQueary witnessed old creep Sandusky sexually assaulting a kid in the shower at the football facility.  
 

McQueary is 6’5” tall and in really good shape and 40-50 years younger than Sandusky. 
 

His immediate reaction should have been to step in and pull Sandusky off the kid and beat the shit out of him until he couldn’t walk and was spitting teeth out.  And then call the police and EMS for the kid. 
 

Instead, he goes some time later and tells JoePa.  
 

Fuck that guy.  

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

That’s why I’m watching the Fox show instead. 

I love that you keep trying to make fetch happen. You're right, this is so much better.

 

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

I love that you keep trying to make fetch happen. You're right, this is so much better.

 

Portnoy is a bigger tool than McAfee. He's done the impossible

I love that you keep trying to make fetch happen. You're right, this is so much better.
 

Portnoy’s gonna get some people killed. But as long as they sign waivers. GTFO

I believe Des was the only picker that had Oregon. Corso being a vastly superior to Saban given his medical condition really makes you think. 


Portnoy’s gonna get some people killed. But as long as they sign waivers. GTFO

?? Do you really think a committee is going to listen to his rant and change this policy?

that's a bit of an upset.  even with FSU losing on Friday night, their game against Miami is still probably the game of the week.

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

that's a bit of an upset.  even with FSU losing on Friday night, their game against Miami is still probably the game of the week.

True, but an undefeated Vandy is arguably the bigger CFB story. The ultimate underdogs.

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On 9/27/2025 at 10:58 AM, EuroHorn said:

McAffee doesn’t know the difference between white and crème. 

maybe he follows the rules😁

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On 9/27/2025 at 11:11 AM, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

One thing about that whole Pedo State situation that I didn’t see discussed a lot after the fact, but always bothered me. 
 

Former WR and (at the time) grad assistant Mike McQueary witnessed old creep Sandusky sexually assaulting a kid in the shower at the football facility.  
 

McQueary is 6’5” tall and in really good shape and 40-50 years younger than Sandusky. 
 

His immediate reaction should have been to step in and pull Sandusky off the kid and beat the shit out of him until he couldn’t walk and was spitting teeth out.  And then call the police and EMS for the kid. 
 

Instead, he goes some time later and tells JoePa.  
 

Fuck that guy.  

* QB

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I'll laugh if they lose to Vandy again

I doubt it after last year. Even coming off Georgia letting down. They’ll never heed the end of it.  
 

But I’d love for Vandy to win. Stay undefeated till us. Only blow their whole “weak schedule/always lucks out with QB injuries” bs narrative of the water. 

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On 9/27/2025 at 10:46 AM, Longboard Horn said:

That’s why I’m watching the Fox show instead. 

That Fox show is a lame ass Game Day wannabe.

It is terrible.

There’s a reason to post in the GameDay thread about Big Noon….

…because no one is posting in the Big Noon thread. Wonder why?

18 minutes ago, mdleast said:

There’s a reason to post in the GameDay thread about Big Noon….

…because no one is posting in the Big Noon thread. Wonder why?

Yeah, I’d rather set myself on fire than watch Big Noon. The entire panel is people I hate. 

Leinhart - still pontificating the we beat ourselves, Texas didn’t beat us bullshit 20 years later.

Ingram - ran all over us in the 2010 BCS.

Meyer requires no introduction. 

Quinn - poster child for pretty boy bitch/NFL bust QB. 

Bush - stole the Heisman.

The Bear - worst gambling expert since John Gotti.

 

19 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah, I’d rather set myself on fire than watch Big Noon. The entire panel is people I hate. 

Leinhart - still pontificating the we beat ourselves, Texas didn’t beat us bullshit 20 years later.

Ingram - ran all over us in the 2010 BCS.

Meyer requires no introduction. 

Quinn - poster child for pretty boy bitch/NFL bust QB. 

Bush - stole the Heisman.

The Bear - worst gambling expert since John Gotti.

 

Bush isn't on Big Noon anymore 

On 9/27/2025 at 9:57 AM, DFW Horn said:

All-white suits for the GameDay tools, on set. Yes, they look ridiculous and partisan.

Fuck Pedo State

Made me root for the Ducks even harder.

ESPN wimped out on locations this week.  They went with Tuscaloosa over Tallahassee to protect their boy, Kirk.  However, he will be providing the color commentary for the FSU/Miami game.  I'm sure the crowd will be ready to "engage" him vocally.  It appears they haven't forgot.

What did Kirk Herbstreit say? Why FSU fans booed College GameDay host ahead of season opener vs. Georgia Tech | Sporting News

 

On 9/29/2025 at 5:45 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Bush isn't on Big Noon anymore 

Good, he sucked almost as badly as Desmond

4 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

ESPN wimped out on locations this week.  They went with Tuscaloosa over Tallahassee to protect their boy, Kirk.  However, he will be providing the color commentary for the FSU/Miami game.  I'm sure the crowd will be ready to "engage" him vocally.  It appears they haven't forgot.

What did Kirk Herbstreit say? Why FSU fans booed College GameDay host ahead of season opener vs. Georgia Tech | Sporting News

 

Florida State lost to Virginia which made the game a lot less exciting. Undefeated Vandy going to a resurgent Bama is a going to pull bigger numbers than ACC teams. And frankly fuck FSU fans. 

On 9/28/2025 at 9:59 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah, I’d rather set myself on fire than watch Big Noon. The entire panel is people I hate. 

Leinhart - still pontificating the we beat ourselves, Texas didn’t beat us bullshit 20 years later.

Ingram - ran all over us in the 2010 BCS.

Meyer requires no introduction. 

Quinn - poster child for pretty boy bitch/NFL bust QB. 

Bush - stole the Heisman.

The Bear - worst gambling expert since John Gotti.

 

I really wanted to like it, since GameDay defenestrated themselves. But "poaching" the obviously unqualified and idiotic "The Bear" from Gameday was all I needed to know. 

There is a market for intelligent discussion about truly great collegiate football competitions. But presently nobody can do that, they just want to take off their shirts and do stupid stunts and fake eat terrible cold food and they refuse to fire Desmond.

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7 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I really wanted to like it, since GameDay defenestrated themselves. But "poaching" the obviously unqualified and idiotic "The Bear" from Gameday was all I needed to know. 

There is a market for intelligent discussion about truly great collegiate football competitions. But presently nobody can do that, they just want to take off their shirts and do stupid stunts and fake eat terrible cold food and they refuse to fire Desmond.

Well, by keeping the village idiot around it allows for someone to be the object of disdain or the focal point of disfunction.  In turn this makes everyone else look like rocket scientists.  We keep @Helobious don't we?

Just kidding @Helobious....or am I?

 

 

 

No really. 

17 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Good, he sucked almost as badly as Desmond

That's saying something. 

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