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One of these days, McAfee is going to fall off that chair and it will be hilarious. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

One of these days, McAfee is going to fall off that chair and it will be hilarious. 

And if he could somehow lightly but permanently injure his voice box

He just picked the hawkeyes in the isu cincy game

I couldn’t tell if he was doing that on purpose or is just too stupid to know better. Either can be right.

I honestly can't fathom how anyone can watch gameday anymore. It's diarrhea mixed with schlock.

Just trim that vibrating turd down to Saban, Fowler and Herbstreit. Rece Davis fucking sucks worse than Drakkar Noir boy. Get him the fuck out of there too. Davis is a half-assed gameshow host you'd otherwise see on a shopping channel. This is just truck stop buttfucking with a decorative set and dumb shtick. 

Y’all are pretty harsh this AM!  Can tell we’re off a Bye week.  2:30 can’t get here soon enough.

Hook’em!!!

On 10/2/2025 at 9:26 PM, Thetexashammer said:

 

There is a market for intelligent discussion about truly great collegiate football competitions. 

Have you seen the average college football fan?

This Saturday....  ESPN College GameDay will not be at Fair Park Saturday morning to preview Texas Longhorns vs. Oklahoma Sooners game. Instead, the popular Saturday morning show will be in Eugene, Oregon in advance of the Ohio State Buckeyes  Indiana Hoosiers visiting the Oregon Ducks.

But the Red River Rivalry will get ABC/ESPN's top announcing duo calling the game. Chris Fowler and Kirk Herbstreit will be in the booth at the Cotton Bowl.  This will be the third Texas-OU game in four years for the duo. Fowler and Herbstreit have been ESPN's top crew for a long time, calling the last ten national title games in a row together. The crew will include Holly Rowe and Laura Rutledge on the sidelines.

FIFY

Edited by LTtxfan

Pudge the cat mania!  It’s kinda cool and hilarious.  

On 10/9/2025 at 8:10 PM, LTtxfan said:

This Saturday....  ESPN College GameDay will not be at Fair Park Saturday morning to preview Texas Longhorns vs. Oklahoma Sooners game. Instead, the popular Saturday morning show will be in Eugene, Oregon in advance of the Ohio State Buckeyes  Indiana Hoosiers visiting the Oregon Ducks.

But the Red River Rivalry will get ABC/ESPN's top announcing duo calling the game. Chris Fowler and Kirk Herbstreit will be in the booth at the Cotton Bowl.  This will be the third Texas-OU game in four years for the duo. Fowler and Herbstreit have been ESPN's top crew for a long time, calling the last ten national title games in a row together. The crew will include Holly Rowe and Laura Rutledge on the sidelines.

FIFY

Fowler's not a fan. Most of his comments about the 'Horns are derogatory. Herbie's "cesspool" quote notwithstanding, he's not as down on us as Fowler is. But to compensate for enduring Fowler, we'll be blessed with numerous wide-angle shots of that cow, Holly Rowe. My suggestion would be to avert your eyes before she comes on camera, because like Medusa, she'll turn you to stone. Hmmm, maybe our DL could look her square in the eyes--after Florida, we could use something like Fordham's "seven blocks of granite." 

I love Herbie’s Dog Peter. Ben was the bestest dog ever. 😭 i got to see Ben fairly up close when he came to Austin a while back. 
 

But watching Peter chill like that in the back of that truck thing as Herbie has to make that asinine trip from Oregon to call our game…Peter rocks. ESPN always has budget woes and layoffs. Why would you send Herbie to Oregon just to fly his ass midway thru the show to Dallas? That’s dumb af. He cannot call the Oregon game…since he’s already there? wtf? 

 

i also love Pudge the Cat. Great story, cool to see the campus embrace Pudge. 

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lolz @ Pat immediately upping the bet to a fucking million because he knows damn well there's zero chance of payout.  

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I love Herbie’s Dog Peter. Ben was the bestest dog ever. 😭 i got to see Ben fairly up close when he came to Austin before he passed away.
 

But watching Peter chill like that in the back of that truck thing as Herbie has to make that asinine trip from Oregon to call our game…Peter rocks. ESPN always has budget woes and layoffs. Why would you send Herbie to Oregon just to fly his ass midway thru the show to Dallas? That’s dumb af. He cannot call the Oregon game…since he’s already there? wtf? 

 

i also love Pudge the Cat. Great story, cool to see the campus embrace Pudge. 

Well, it's on CBS and he only works for ABC/ESPN so....

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well, it's on CBS and he only works for ABC/ESPN so....

Sorry I’m slow as a sloth mentally. Two different networks. It’s just dumb. He could have participated in Game day from Dallas. Didn’t have to make the flight. 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sorry I’m slow as a sloth mentally. Two different networks. It’s just dumb. He could have participated in Game day from Dallas. Didn’t have to make the flight. 

What private airfield near the Cotton Bowl can accommodate a RJ? He'd better take a helicopter from there.

Agree, it is dumb

Nothing watching Dallas Wilson on game day tape rape, our so called excellent secondary. . 
 

I never got that when I seen Gilbeaux starting at the other corner. 

11 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

What private airfield near the Cotton Bowl can accommodate a RJ? He'd better take a helicopter from there.

Agree, it is dumb

He'll fly into Dallas Executive Airport in Oak Cliff and then it's not too far to Fair Park from there. 

Missed predictions - any idea who chose ou and who chose UT?

UT — Des, Sabrina Ionescu
OU — Saban, McAfee
1 hour ago, Royale with cheese said:

Fowler's not a fan. Most of his comments about the 'Horns are derogatory. Herbie's "cesspool" quote notwithstanding, he's not as down on us as Fowler is. But to compensate for enduring Fowler, we'll be blessed with numerous wide-angle shots of that cow, Holly Rowe. My suggestion would be to avert your eyes before she comes on camera, because like Medusa, she'll turn you to stone. Hmmm, maybe our DL could look her square in the eyes--after Florida, we could use something like Fordham's "seven blocks of granite." 

Again, this is where this fanbase is.  Crying about the announcers not being adoring fanboys and maybe saying something that ruffles feathers. 

Putting down the appearance of a middle-aged cancer survivor who is good at her job because she doesn’t look like one of the bubble-headed Barbie sideline reporters we see elsewhere. 
 

And we wonder why the team is soft. 

9 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Sorry I’m slow as a sloth mentally. Two different networks. It’s just dumb. He could have participated in Game day from Dallas. Didn’t have to make the flight. 

 

it's dumb and no one cares 

the game better on mute 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Whoa. Franklin on gameday after the break 

He always was a bit of a media whore.

When he first got hired up there he used to call in the sports talk in Pittsburgh at times and say, “it’s James, from State College”.

I turned this on at about 9, saw/heard some of the worst music I've ever encountered being performed live, and changed the channel. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This kid said he has kicked before. Let’s see. 

If they ever get to it.

this is the first time I have watched it, and it’s like sports talk radio, in that they never get to the topic they said they would.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

lol.

no one cares about this kid kicking. Jelly roll stealing the kids spotlight 

I’m not complaining if I’m the kid and the prize goes up to 400k

I am forever grateful to Pat McAfee for missing two FGs in one of the biggest upsets in college football history when Pitt beat WVU, 13-9, to knock the Hoopies out of the BCS title game.

McAfee is such a clown wang. 
 

Only guy without a tie

Belt buckle that makes him look like he used to be a pro bull rider?

haircut for a gym-bro in his mid-20’s

And he was a kicker.  Not even a real football player 

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I’m sure Franklin loves hearing all this description of his firing at PSU

Sychophantic, ESPN clowns making this underachiever feel better about shitting the bed.

I wouldn't hire this fuck. Does less with more.

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Sychophantic, ESPN clowns making this underachiever feel better about shitting the bed.

I wouldn't hire this fuck. Does less with more.

ESPN is gonna try to get him into a job quickly.

How is he dealing? “I’ve got $60,000,000 coming my way for doing jack shit”.

The “Lane Kiffin poops standing up” sign behind Franklin’s head is hilarious. And the Hotty Potty 🚽 sign. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

The way they fired him is insane. 

He went from: the penthouse to the outhouse in a blink of an eye.

Good for him to show up and face the music.

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