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MM with the best Gameday appearance ever. Only thing that could’ve been better was to toss the head to the Undertaker to rip in half like he did the OU sign

We snark against GD...until they come to our citaaaay.

Most enjoyment I’ve had watching GD in a long time.

ESPN gets all their aggy videos from Texags while they get other school's videos from the University themselves. Don't tell me Texag is an independent website. spacer.png

McConaughey ripping the Tiger head off of Corso's head was prime

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2 minutes ago, MainBldg said:


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DO NOT WANT MARYLAND...  🤘

6 mins gone 1st qtr:  Maryland  14   Syracuse. 0

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Corso can barely complete a sentence anymore

Needs a CT Scan. Stat.

That was very enjoyable. Gameday back in Austin is another sign that we’re finally back to being relevant. Now let’s go beat their asses.

24 minutes ago, MainBldg said:


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LOOK AT ME HECTOR 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

That Slow Ride entrance was the best thing ESPN has done in years.

Fuck yeah. ESPN and Herbie suck though. Maybe they replace Corso and Herbie at the same time to get some new chemistry. Got to have someone likeable replace Corso or they are fucked, he's literally the show RN and he should've retired 3 or 4 years ago.

I don't care how senile Lee is, at least he didn't call anyone "Kansas" Sterns.

Guess Desmond pronounced "exotic" without issue and figured he'd call it a day then.  What a buffoon.

12 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Needs a CT Scan. Stat.

I think they seriously worry that it will legitimately kill him to let him go. 

I don't care how senile Lee is, at least he didn't call anyone "Kansas" Sterns.

Guess Desmond pronounced "exotic" without issue and figured he'd call it a day then.  What a buffoon.

 

 

Maybe he was preoccupied thinking about choking a bitch...

 

3 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

What time did you start drinking?

He’s probably been up all night drinking 

3 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

What time did you start drinking?

i dunno, sometime yesterday

I started yesterday when I got off work. I slept for a few hours then woke up around midnight and continued.  Fuck I'm ready for this game.

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Bravo to everyone that showed up for this and showed the nation what The University of Texas is all about.

Hook'em !!!!

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

That Slow Ride entrance was the best thing ESPN has done in years.

The concept/idea, yes.  The song, meh. Should’ve gone with “I’m Bad, I’m Nation Wide”.🤘🏻

2 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

The concept/idea, yes.  The song, meh. Should’ve gone with “I’m Bad, I’m Nation Wide”.🤘🏻

Not a bad choice. I’d have gone with La Grange. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

DO NOT WANT MARYLAND...  🤘

6 mins gone 1st qtr:  Maryland  14   Syracuse. 0

 

Literally?

5 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

The concept/idea, yes.  The song, meh. Should’ve gone with “I’m Bad, I’m Nation Wide”.🤘🏻

But that wasn’t the intro song for dazed and confused. 

5 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

The concept/idea, yes.  The song, meh. Should’ve gone with “I’m Bad, I’m Nation Wide”.🤘🏻

Badmouth Foghat one more time motherfucker!

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But that wasn’t the intro song for dazed and confused. 

Didn't think this needed to be explained. 

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Didn't think this needed to be explained. 

It apparently did for a couple of posters.

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But that wasn’t the intro song for dazed and confused. 

Outro (intro was Sweet Emotion), but your point still stands.

45 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Literally?

The snobbery about using "literally" was literally just brought up in 1909

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 has a long and esteemed history in English. The ground was not especially sticky in "Little Women" when Louisa May Alcott wrote that `The land literally flowed with milk and honey.' Tom Sawyer was not turning somersaults on piles of money when Mark Twain described him as `literally rolling in wealth.' Jay Gatsby was not shining when Fitzgerald wrote that he `literally glowed.' Such examples are easily come by, even in the works of the authors we are often told to emulate.

How did literally come to mean the opposite of what it originally meant, either `word for word' or `exactly'? By the late 17th century, `literally' was being used as an intensifier for true statements. Jane Austen wrote of being `literally rocked in bed on a stormy night.' In such examples, `literally' is being used for the sake of emphasis alone. Eventually, though, `literally' began to be used to intensify statements that were themselves figurative or metaphorical. You can find examples throughout the 19th century, but no one seems to have objected until the early 20th. In 1909, the satirist Ambrose Bierce included the term in "Write it Right," a little blacklist of literary faults. `It is bad enough to exaggerate,' he wrote, `but to affirm the truth of the exaggeration is intolerable.'

 

Who in the flying fuck is Ambrose Bierce?? 

If Mark Twain used "literally" this way, that's good enough for me. 

Reminder the whole crew picked Syracuse except Matthew McConaughey. He picked the fighting Van Pelts. 

20 - 63 for the fighting Van Pelts.

41 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

The snobbery about using "literally" was literally just brought up in 1909

Who in the flying fuck is Ambrose Bierce?? 

If Mark Twain used "literally" this way, that's good enough for me. 

The difference is that Mark Twain was smarter than 99% of the fucksticks that misuse the word today and he would have known precisely what he was doing when he used it that way.

34 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Reminder the whole crew picked Syracuse except Matthew McConaughey. He picked the fighting Van Pelts. 

20 - 63 for the fighting Van Pelts.

He also picked the Fighting Charlie Strongs.

:checks score:

Soooo

10 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He also picked the Fighting Charlie Strongs.

:checks score:

Soooo

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He also picked the Fighting Charlie Strongs.
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Soooo


We held them to 77 yards in the first half.

It’s fucking hot.
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Didn't think this needed to be explained. 

Apparently, for some newbs, it'd be a lot cooler if you did.

AI just came in his pants 

game day at Ames 

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