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Anyone heard about this? Sounds like the Scots were upset about getting cucked by the Jesuit guys.

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Apparently, high school rivalry can’t just stay on the field.

On July 16, University Park police officers were called to Caruth Park on a disturbance call around 9:20 p.m. Officers reported a large group of teenagers running from the park upon the police arrival.

“Officers said the teens had gathered because of a disturbance between two schools,” said Steve Mace, University Park communications director. “The teens were between the ages of 14 and 18. No citations were issued.”

The report states that “teens had gathered because of a ‘disturbance between two schools'”. The two groups of teens were from Highland Park High School and Jesuit. No arrests were made, and no paramedics were needed. Mace finished the report by saying “Police didn’t leave the park until all the remaining teens had been picked up by their parents.”

Social media offered additional details.

According to numerous Facebook posts, students at Highland Park High School were growing angry that students from Jesuit were “dating too many girls from Highland Park.”

Several people posted that the fight involved “close to 50 people,” although UPPD have made no note of the actual number.

 

Sounds like Highland Park guys need to step up their game with the ladies. 

HP needs to swoop in on Ursuline and Hockaday chicks.  They're generally sluttier anyways.

HP needs to swoop in on Ursuline and Hockaday chicks.  They're generally sluttier anyways.


Truth. I never dated or messed around wort Plano girls. Only Ursuline or bishop lynch girls. And that one from Naaman Forest.
6 minutes ago, Assman said:

HP needs to swoop in on Ursuline and Hockaday chicks.  They're generally sluttier anyways.

This is how it used to be. Sluttier and no one was watching.  Jesuit had its share of flat-out psychos, but the HP guys, net-net, came out on top.  One guy did actually get curbed by a Jebbie though.

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All I hope is that Smitty is okay and can still pledge like a fucking bro’

54 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Truth. I never dated or messed around wort Plano girls. Only Ursuline or bishop lynch girls. And that one from Naaman Forest.

 

We treated Naaman Forest girls like they had leprosy.

It's a rich kid high school douche off

15 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

We treated Naaman Forest girls like they had leprosy.

We didn’t have Naaman Forest girls when I was in high school.  If they are true to their geographical roots, I assume it’s a slightly upgraded, perhaps more country version of a Garland girl?

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Soshes vs the soshes?

Cmon man, it’s spelled socs. 

Im not familiar with Dallas at all so I don’t know about the dynamics. Are Jesuit kids generally even “higher up” than HP kids? Or about the same? 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Police didn’t leave the park until all the remaining teens had been picked up by their parents.

This made me laugh out loud. 

Can a white person translate the for @Snacks and I?   

40 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

This made me laugh out loud. 

holy fuck that's funny

im guessing there weren't any black kids since the cops didn't shoot anyone ?

I also just really hope Rex Kramer is emotionally okay  

I've always enjoyed laying pipe in the Metroplex with a variety of girls from various locals about the city.

30 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

If they were real Scots they would have attacked the police.

Or thrown baggies of piss at them.

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Or throown wee baggies o' piss at them ye hirpin coont.

fify to reflect the Lost Works of Sir Walter Scott: the Ned Years.

It's a rich kid high school douche off
Pretty much. There's an old guy to my right at the bar trying to impress the bartender chick (who is 30+ years younger than him) with stories of how much of a bad ass frat bro he was a decade before she was even born.

He's very impressed with himself. She can't relate and gives zero fucks but is working him for tips. Lulz.

Go Smitty!
1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

This made me laugh out loud. 

I bet it would have gone down different if it happened in Oak Cliff.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

It's a rich kid high school douche off

They can title the movie “The Insiders”

11 minutes ago, KaiserSoze said:

Pretty much. There's an old guy to my right at the bar trying to impress the bartender chick (who is 30+ years younger than him) with stories of how much of a bad ass frat bro he was a decade before she was even born.

He's very impressed with himself. She can't relate and gives zero fucks but is working him for tips. Lulz.

He'll get all the tips back and more after he roofies her.

23 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet it would have gone down different if it happened in Oak Cliff.

Well yeah the cops would've shot all of the kids.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Cmon man, it’s spelled socs. 

Im not familiar with Dallas at all so I don’t know about the dynamics. Are Jesuit kids generally even “higher up” than HP kids? Or about the same? 

Jesuit is hard to generalize.  It's private, and nominally Catholic, of course.  But it's not 30 plus grand a year like a lot of private schools, plus, being a Jesuit institution, has some scholarships and poors.  Suffice it to say that it's very upper middle class generally.

Jesuit mostly serves North Dallas, which has lost a lot of differentiation from the Park Cities, at least in terms of real estate cost:  it's all a million plus and property taxes are actually cheaper in the Park Cities.

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Groups of dudes from one high schools mixing it up with dudes from a rival high school has been going on probably forever, and Im glad these zoomers have continued the tradition. A well earned round of white claws for these boys is in order

Wouldn’t St Marks kids take a shit on both sets of douches?

Underrated movie.

"Can you touch me where the Pampers is?"
Blow me
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1 hour ago, SDG said:

Can a white person translate the for @Snacks and I?   

HP, a collection of very well to do white boys, met another set of very well set white boys to defend their turf. HP does not care that the Jesuit boys have a grand total of zero pussy of an obtainable nature on their campus and they were willing to forego negotiations in favor of fisticuffs. This meeting necessitated the arrival of parents to retrieve the combatants at the behest of the local constabulary. 

Ursuline and Hockaday women were somewhat peeved that they were not the center of attention for the moment.

Edit: Cistercians were unavailable for comment due to a rigorous study schedule. 

Edited by cactusflinthead

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

of zero pussy of an obtainable nature on their campus 

I’ll direct you to the teachers gone wild thread

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ll direct you to the teachers gone wild thread

Not one of them ever passed inspection. SWEATERGAWD it was a got dam desert. I too read this and wonder WHERE THE HELL WAS THIS?

One girlfriend from HP and a wasted date from Ursuline. 

The parties were memorable. Sorta kinda. 

A lot of angry pastel and khaki in one location. 



Truth. I never dated or messed around wort Plano girls. Only Ursuline or bishop lynch girls. And that one from Naaman Forest.

BL girls were the best!!!
46 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Wouldn’t St Marks kids take a shit on both sets of douches?

Meaning what exactly? A lot of their parents are very wealthy. Markedly wealthier than either as a group, probably not. St. Marks is academically better than both, at least at the top. And athletically a lot worse.

To a certain extent, Jesuit is somewhat more likely to have tough kids. St. Marks somewhat less likely.

Cheer heard at basketball one winter in the second half of the 80s.

"That's all right! That's okay!

You're gonna work for us some day!"

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Meaning what exactly? A lot of their parents are very wealthy. Markedly wealthier than either as a group, probably not. St. Marks is academically better than both, at least at the top. And athletically a lot worse.

To a certain extent, Jesuit is somewhat more likely to have tough kids. St. Marks somewhat less likely.

Interesting. I figured the HP girls were choosing the Jesuit guys because they came from more money, which had to have been unimaginably frustrating for the HP guys. But if it’s not that maybe Jesuit just currently has the dominant water polo or lacrosse team. 

And I guess St. Marks dudes are just too nerdy for them. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I figured the HP girls were choosing the Jesuit guys because they came from more money

lulz

8 hours ago, SDG said:

Can a white person translate the for @Snacks and I?   

A bunch of kids got together and threatened that their dads would sue the other kids' dads

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