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23 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Kaydens vs Braydens

15 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is how it used to be. Sluttier and no one was watching.  Jesuit had its share of flat-out psychos, but the HP guys, net-net, came out on top.  One guy did actually get curbed by a Jebbie though.

TwiceHorn appears to have turned Australian halfway through this post.

Not that it really matters but the story has been apparently reported wrong in several different places now. It wasn’t kids from Jesuit. It was ESD.

We'll show the soc's
We'll show the jocks
We'll show the heshers
We can't be stopped

30 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Not that it really matters but the story has been apparently reported wrong in several different places now. It wasn’t kids from Jesuit. It was ESD.

Fucking Episcopalians.

Fucking Episcopalians.


Lot more entitled, rich assholes at ESD than Jesuit

Seriously, White Protestants can't fight for shit.  When there was a private school brawl in Chicago...there was a 90% chance it involved Irish Catholics and Black kids.  And that meant there was some serious damage done.  those kids could fucking fight and there was serious punishment handed out afterwards between the schools, the parents, and the cops.

I'm guessing nothing happened between these kids that can't be remedied by handing a few Vineyard Vines gift cards . 

Probably looked like a scene from West Side Story.  Rich boy slap fight...hilarious. 

I’m thinking medical versus surgical on “scrubs”
4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:


I’m thinking medical versus surgical on “scrubs”

Orderlies would whup their ass

16 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet it would have gone down different if it happened in Oak Cliff.

or Arlington.  near homeless daughters of fire chiefs.

13 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Cheer heard at basketball one winter in the second half of the 80s.

"That's all right! That's okay!

You're gonna work for us some day!"

Stolen from Rice in the 70s/80s

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Not that it really matters but the story has been apparently reported wrong in several different places now. It wasn’t kids from Jesuit. It was ESD.

Even better chicks at ESD.

My North Dallas private school slut power rankings are as follows:

1. ESD

2. Hockaday

3. Ursuline

4. TCA

5. Greenhill

italian girls arent really attractive tho

24 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

italian girls arent really attractive tho

Monica Bellucci says what?

I swear I participated in exactly this same event in 1992, except it was at Northaven Park.


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36 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

italian girls arent really attractive tho

Not a Claudia Carinale fan? Your loss.

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Skyline vs Spruce and Kimball vs Carter would whoop all your assessment.

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

I swear I participated in exactly this same event in 1992, except it was at Northaven Park.


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You went to the jebbies.  Which was how it used to be done.

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Did they play a lacrosse game before or after the fracas?

Bro, you don't spell out lacrosse.  You just type LAX.  Smitty out front should have told ya'

Can a white person translate the for [mention=136]Snacks[/mention] and I?   

Some rich boys who weren’t smart enough to go to St Mark’s got into some heavy petting.
Even better chicks at ESD.
My North Dallas private school slut power rankings are as follows:
1. ESD
2. Hockaday
3. Ursuline
4. TCA
5. Greenhill

Weird, that was exactly reverse in the late 80s-early 90s

Have Greenhill and Hockaday fallen off? Mid to late 90s they were 2 and 3 imo. Even then couldn't hold a torch to tca.

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Weird, that was exactly reverse in the late 80s-early 90s

Hockaday was definitely not in the top half.  

One of these days, those HP kids are going to catch a break.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

One of these days, those HP kids are going to catch a break.

I appreciate your sentiment.  public school life is difficult and humbling but I made it through and scraped out a life. 

Seriously, White Protestants can't fight for shit.  When there was a private school brawl in Chicago...there was a 90% chance it involved Irish Catholics and Black kids.  And that meant there was some serious damage done.  those kids could fucking fight and there was serious punishment handed out afterwards between the schools, the parents, and the cops.
I'm guessing nothing happened between these kids that can't be remedied by handing a few Vineyard Vines gift cards . 
The Catholic kids have to learn to fight so they don't get raped.
Just now, Continental Op said:
14 hours ago, Lobo said:
Seriously, White Protestants can't fight for shit.  When there was a private school brawl in Chicago...there was a 90% chance it involved Irish Catholics and Black kids.  And that meant there was some serious damage done.  those kids could fucking fight and there was serious punishment handed out afterwards between the schools, the parents, and the cops.
I'm guessing nothing happened between these kids that can't be remedied by handing a few Vineyard Vines gift cards . 

The Catholic kids have to learn to fight so they don't get raped.

again

4 hours ago, Continental Op said:
18 hours ago, Lobo said:
Seriously, White Protestants can't fight for shit.  When there was a private school brawl in Chicago...there was a 90% chance it involved Irish Catholics and Black kids.  And that meant there was some serious damage done.  those kids could fucking fight and there was serious punishment handed out afterwards between the schools, the parents, and the cops.
I'm guessing nothing happened between these kids that can't be remedied by handing a few Vineyard Vines gift cards . 

The Catholic kids have to learn to fight so they don't get raped.

And the Catholic girls start much too late.

On 8/10/2019 at 4:09 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet it would have gone down different if it happened in Oak Cliff.

 

 

13 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Did they play a lacrosse game before or after the fracas?

Naw. Polo.

3 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Naw. Polo.

"Mother, Father, there looks to be a rumble today down by the polo fields involving those HOOLIGANS from Dallas Jesuit.  Could Jeeves get out the Bentley and drive me down there?"
"Why, of course!  Just be sure to ring us up when it's over.  The cops can't leave until we pick you up."
"Jolly good then.  Thank you so kindly, mother and father."
"Think nothing of it, child."

HP, a collection of very well to do white boys, met another set of very well set white boys to defend their turf. HP does not care that the Jesuit boys have a grand total of zero pussy of an obtainable nature on their campus and they were willing to forego negotiations in favor of fisticuffs. This meeting necessitated the arrival of parents to retrieve the combatants at the behest of the local constabulary. 
Ursuline and Hockaday women were somewhat peeved that they were not the center of attention for the moment.
Edit: Cistercians were unavailable for comment due to a rigorous study schedule. 


As an alumnus if one of the aforementioned schools, I approve of this post.

The HP kids pregaming at DCC before the brawl. 

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Edited by Jive Turkey

(Bro on the right), "Spread it on!"  

On 8/9/2019 at 6:16 PM, Assman said:

HP needs to swoop in on Ursuline and Hockaday chicks.  They're generally sluttier anyways.

Freshman year at Texas fall of '88 , my first GF was from Hockaday.  I was from Pearce, so the private school thing (back then there was for sure a difference, for example I had never heard of New Order, ha!) was new to me.  Any way, she was horny af (could be most 18yo I suppose), but back in Dallas on breaks, she had no problem pushing the limits, banging in daddy's HP home while her parents were home.  Damn that was good year. Went our separate ways SO year though Id see here around the house from time to time. 

Edited by jdhorn92

18 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Have Greenhill and Hockaday fallen off? Mid to late 90s they were 2 and 3 imo. Even then couldn't hold a torch to tca.

Greenhill in the late 80's and early 90's was basically a bunch of Jewish girls and  2/3 of the Dixie Chicks, but mostly Jewish girls. Ursuline had the hotter crew,  and from my experience, Hockaday the better party crowd.

Edited by jdhorn92

On 8/10/2019 at 4:19 PM, 52-80 said:

italian girls arent really attractive tho

What in the fuck is you talkin’ about?  Straight ignant!

On 8/10/2019 at 4:56 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Not a Claudia Carinale fan? Your loss.

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Co-sign.

Tried to find a gif of The Professionals where she tempts Burt Lancaster with those RATS. But, I don't think I'll ever forget it. 

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

The HP kids pregaming at DCC before the brawl. 

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On 8/10/2019 at 11:40 AM, Lobo said:

Seriously, White Protestants can't fight for shit.  When there was a private school brawl in Chicago...there was a 90% chance it involved Irish Catholics and Black kids.  And that meant there was some serious damage done.  those kids could fucking fight and there was serious punishment handed out afterwards between the schools, the parents, and the cops.

I'm guessing nothing happened between these kids that can't be remedied by handing a few Vineyard Vines gift cards . 

What did they do to the cops?

I am a Strake man myself...So apart from this fray, but my father in law moved to Houston from Dallas (SMU grad from Shreveport by way of New Orleans) because Dallas law firms were not hiring Catholics back in the day. Team DJ on this one. 

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