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  • Patricio Swayze
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    I’ve been out of the country, so have yet to start this season. However, Bill, with all due respect, are you retarded?

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    Not an amazing story but figured some people on this thread might appreciate.  I went to LA last weekend to hang with @henrygandorf and we watched the game at a bar where Texas Exes go. Game star

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Going to a free advance screening at the Alamo Drafthouse tomorrow.  Looking forward to this one.  Great cast.

Yeah very much looking forward to this. Looks outstanding from the trailers.

Thought it was great. Looking forward to watching the rest of the season.

The preview for next week looks awesome. Walton Goggins and Danny McBride together again!

This show is going to be good.  Great opening show.  I was sold when the wave pool turned on during the mass baptism.

McBride standing in front of the projector with the micropeen right by his mouth had me fucking rolling.

I think he and Devine have good chemistry going for this. With Goodman playing the straight man to their shenanigans this just makes for great comedy.

Edited by MissingInAction

Yeah really enjoyed the first episode.

Several great moments, but "I hope he dies too, baby" and "Faggot!" both caught me off guard and had me rolling.

I think I am really going to like this, but I hope it can sustain an hour each week.  I loved that Eastbound and Down and Vice Principals were both half hour shows.  

 

31 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I think I am really going to like this, but I hope it can sustain an hour each week.  I loved that Eastbound and Down and Vice Principals were both half hour shows.  

 

I am in this camp.....thought the episode last night was uneven and wouldn't have thought to give the series a second chance were it not for the fact that McBride and his writing team delivered on Eastbound and Down and Vice Principals. Suspect it will get better but "dramedies" as this one appears to be shaping up as are a hard line to walk.

23 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Holy shit, the money drop scene.

Easily the best part. The wife was mad because she laughing too hard gives her already too pregnant body contractions.

Are you going back to help him?

Nope.   

On 8/19/2019 at 7:33 PM, Pancho said:

30 min in and I can only think of this being Osteen and what Lakewood is really like.

Oh I am sure Osteen was a source of inspiration and his "church" was studied for this show.  

Who plays Scotty? I know I just saw him in something. 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Who plays Scotty? I know I just saw him in something. 

Scott MacArthur, biggest role was The Mick.

Virginia Gardner is Lucy.

I called the 3rd one being Gideon before he even took off the mask, much less when he rang the doorbell at the end of the episode. 

You're one step ahead of Danny McBride, hornian.  That's damn impressive.  Kenny Powers puts John Huston to shame

I just watched 2015 Vacation and the actor playing the bullied older brother also played Gideon.

The actor that plays Gideon is also on “Santa Clarita Diet” - he’s the nerdy neighbor best friend of the Timothy Olyphant and Drew Barrymore’s daughter.

And the youngest Gemstone, Kelvin is totally gay and in a relationship with the DMV guy that worships him, yes?

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

And the youngest Gemstone, Kelvin is totally gay and in a relationship with the DMV guy that worships him, yes?

I don’t think he’s acted on it. 

7 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I just watched 2015 Vacation and the actor playing the bullied older brother also played Gideon.

He’s good in Booksmart too. 

Thought that episode kinda sucked 

Needs more derogatory Conway Twitty 

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Thought that episode kinda sucked 

Needs more derogatory Conway Twitty 

I think they thought the Gideon reveal would be a big mind-blower, but just about everyone saw it from a mile away. 

Still enjoyed it, though.

3 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Reformed satanist dude played Ozzy in the Dirt.   He cracks me up.  

You sure you’re not confusing him with his scrotum-double from the weights scene?

You sure you’re not confusing him with his scrotum-double from the weights scene?

Best character so far. Should center a show around him.

Let me guess, the title of your pilot is:

”T’aint Misbehavin’!” ???

12 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think they thought the Gideon reveal would be a big mind-blower, but just about everyone saw it from a mile away. 

Still enjoyed it, though.

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Starting episode 1 right now. Eat my ass Calvin

Finally watched premiere last night. Loved it. I love Danny McBride and McBride-Jody Hill haven’t let me down yet!

Scott MacArthur, biggest role was The Mick.
Virginia Gardner is Lucy.


Kinda hot. Nice cans too.

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lmao when they was haggling about spliting the money..

 

1/8 to the church 50/50 split.... 

Probably my favorite episode yet. 

Too much dick though. 

Yeah wtf with the dicks.

Also, knew I recognized Johnny Seasons with his dipshit Peaky Blinders haircut.  Dermot Mulroney, apparently not identified anywhere in the cast.

Edited by TwiceHorn

Agree.  The dick to bewbz ratio is all out of proportion so far.  Not good.

I did laugh at the sister- "stick it in his bottom".  She's definitely got a dark side to her.

17 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Too much dick though. 

 

16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah wtf with the dicks.

 

6 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Agree.  The dick to bewbz ratio is all out of proportion so far.  Not good.

Get the fuck over it! 

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