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This season is just as silly as the previous seasons. Y’all looking for The Wire or GOT from Danny McBride?

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    I’ve been out of the country, so have yet to start this season. However, Bill, with all due respect, are you retarded?

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    Not an amazing story but figured some people on this thread might appreciate.  I went to LA last weekend to hang with @henrygandorf and we watched the game at a bar where Texas Exes go. Game star

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Interestingly enough, we’ve never used the same penis twice,” McBride said. “It was always a different elderly stunt double coming in. And for that particular sequence, we had to have an elderly penis that knew how to waterski.” For the full body shots of Goggins in which we see the actor’s face, the “stunt penis” was meticulously placed via CGI

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This season is just as silly as the previous seasons. Y’all looking for The Wire or GOT from Danny McBride?

I thought this episode was hilarious. Baby Billy and Judy were co-MVPs for sure. And it ends with Eli/Lori — holy shit! I was dying.
11 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I thought this episode was hilarious. Baby Billy and Judy were co-MVPs for sure. And it ends with Eli/Lori — holy shit! I was dying.

Every moment between Baby Billy and the nanny was hilarious. The “rape” scene between Lori and Judy. Baby Billy telling Tiffany to go clean herself up because she farted. God damn 

Every moment between Baby Billy and the nanny was hilarious. The “rape” scene between Lori and Judy. Baby Billy telling Tiffany to go clean herself up because she farted. God damn 

Eli plucking a hair out of his teeth sent me over the edge.
Every moment between Baby Billy and the nanny was hilarious.  


Him scolding her like a dog when she was whipping Keef’s ass was fantastic: “No! Nein!!! Heel!!!!!”

Edi Patterson said most of her scene with Mullaly was unscripted. They just went with it 

"Where was your nose, daddy?"

That line cracked me up.

 

On 3/30/2025 at 10:27 PM, CurlyDumps said:

This season feels lazy and mailed in or something. 

"The kids are upset widowed parent is seeing someone new." Like really? Thats the A story?  Disappointing so far.

BJ in a wheelchair isnt funny at all.

The family group hug scene is a good example of this sloppy "make it up as we go" feel. Watch McBride at the end.he just starts making funny faces. He appeared to break character after a take and it somehow made it into the show.

This show ran out of ideas. 

That last episode was fucking hilarious.  BJ in the wheelchair is funny because BJ is an afterthought for all these terrible people, including his own wife. So when he can't just do his own thing, he's being left out of pictures and unable to apply sunscreen because he dropped it.  

The 69 scene had me rolling.

On 3/31/2025 at 9:31 PM, C-Man said:


Eli plucking a hair out of his teeth sent me over the edge.

Yeah, I fucking lost it when I saw that.

On 3/30/2025 at 11:27 PM, CurlyDumps said:

BJ in a wheelchair isnt funny at all.
 

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Yeah, the humor overwhelms. Just saw it again and after the family photo, they jump in surprise seeing BJ there

I like teen dramas. Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Woman. I’d watch Teenjus

 

Damn giant Kraut, eavesdropping 

I fucking love the interlude episodes. The more Jennifer Nettles, the better 

On 4/13/2025 at 10:48 PM, Js1 said:

I fucking love the interlude episodes. The more Jennifer Nettles, the better 

I always love the Jennifer Nettles episodes.

Also, the casting, wardrobe, and acting of the kids as teenagers was 100% on point.

MOAR TEENJUS!

 

I die laughing every time he says it.

Baby Billy always delivers.

"Bring that donkey into focus."

9 hours ago, F250 said:

Baby Billy always delivers.

"Bring that donkey into focus."

"We ain't paying her to put on fashion shows, we're paying her to nan."

21 hours ago, F250 said:

Baby Billy always delivers.

"Bring that donkey into focus."

Walton Goggins always delivers. I saw where is he going to be at 1 of those weird comic con things in Dallas soon and for a minute I considered going just for that. But then I remember who goes to those things and thought better of it.

28 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

An 8-ball and $2 million.

All he’s asking for is a 8-ball and $2million. What would Aimee-Leigh say???

BJ and Dr Watson bringing the laughs.

Baby Billy asking for $2M and an 8-ball was hilarious.

On 3/23/2025 at 8:32 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

Wow, 1983 Megan was early 1980s hot.

John Goodman at the 17 second mark

22 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

An 8-ball and $2 million.

 

Tiff deserves better.

I need some fresh cash, for re-shoots.

I got a lot on my plate.  I need some gas to keep things cookin'.

 

22 hours ago, Js1 said:

All he’s asking for is a 8-ball and $2million. What would Aimee-Leigh say???

Now, don't you be sassin' me, boy.

Is it wrong that I think foul mouthed Judy Gemstone is hotter than a two-dollar pistol?

15 hours ago, Minute Bull said:

Is it wrong that I think foul mouthed Judy Gemstone is hotter than a two-dollar pistol?

That mouth and those RATs are a nice little one-two punch!

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

That mouth and those RATs are a nice little one-two punch!

She had to stop, she was turtle-heading 

On 4/21/2025 at 9:08 AM, BigDHornfan said:

Great song by the Redwalls at the end.
 

Thank you for the band name, it was driving me crazy. I wore out that album many years ago. 

 

Uncle Baby Billy is one of the best TV characters of all time 

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2 hours ago, NAVY said:

Uncle Baby Billy is one of the best TV characters of all time 

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Walton Goggins is one of the best TV actors of all time.

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Apparently some of that $2mil went toward marketing. Walked past this today:

 

 

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The second coming of cool. LULZ

23 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Apparently some of that $2mil went toward marketing. Walked past this today:

 

 

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These pictures have pretty strong La Cienega, Robertson, Pico-ish vibes. 

How close am I? 

35 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

These pictures have pretty strong La Cienega, Robertson, Pico-ish vibes. 

How close am I? 

Santa Monica & Centinela. Same billboard space that housed the fake Susie Caftan ad I posted in the Curb thread. Apparently it's owned or often rented by HBO.

That was kind of dark. Can’t wait to see how they end it next week

Cady Longmire's got some fine titties. 

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