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11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I just bust out with "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers!" randomly from time to time now.

I just cracked up when he said the Baby Lionel (the Toilet Baby let's not forget, and who is enormous) can be the announcer when he learns to speak (Lionel drools).

 

Every time he said "Toy-lut Beh-beh" last season, I lost it.

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Baby Billy walking in and flinging that stroller across the room 😂 “Quiet Lionel, no one wants to ransom you!”

Two episode finale next week 

Kelvin's friend Chief

or is it Keith? 

I've been calling him Heath

6 minutes ago, Player said:

I think it's Quiche.

BJ accepts him as a Gemstone “significant other” 

I completely lost it when they had Sturgill lead everyone in All the Gold in California 

Baby Billy walking in and flinging that stroller across the room [emoji23] “Quiet Lionel, no one wants to ransom you!”
Two episode finale next week 

Hardest I’ve laughed at this show.
4 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

I haven’t thought of that song in 20 years

and you remembered every word.

Gideon kicked ass. Fuckin' Montgomerys!

On 7/19/2023 at 8:34 PM, dcbc said:

I just cracked up when he said the Baby Lionel (the Toilet Baby let's not forget, and who is enormous) can be the announcer when he learns to speak (Lionel drools).

 

Every time he said "Toy-lut Beh-beh" last season, I lost it.

"But I weren't no turd. I was a baby!"

3 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

"But I weren't no turd. I was a baby!"  It was just little ole me."

FIFY for even more hilarity.  

12 minutes ago, BHMCruiser said:

thanks. I tried to find the quote but just shot from memory.

Wasn't trying to be too picky.  But I'm a big fan of Aunt Tiff.

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Wasn't trying to be too picky.  But I'm a big fan of Aunt Tiff.

agreed and picky is fine. The quotations are art work and I should be more careful. 

I’m just through 3 this season, but wanted to chime in and say Edi Patterson is incredible. Just the way she talks and moves is so specific and funny. I have no idea how she hasn’t been used more over the years.

22 hours ago, Stringer said:

I’m just through 3 this season, but wanted to chime in and say Edi Patterson is incredible. Just the way she talks and moves is so specific and funny. I have no idea how she hasn’t been used more over the years.

Oh wow, she's 48.  Not bad.

Renewed for season 4

^^ Beat me to it.  Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers was trending on Twitter earlier.

 

Just saw we get 2 episodes tonight, which includes the season finale. 

7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

We better get a full scene of Bible Bonkers.

Spoiler

Second episode tonight synopsis:

The siblings engage in a truly biblical battle, until a miracle of God changes the fate of the Gemstone family forever.

Come on, truly biblical battle has to be Bible Bonkers, right?!?

 

Who-whee, suckers 

On 7/19/2023 at 8:43 AM, Biff Tannen said:

I just bust out with "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers!" randomly from time to time now.

Much to the chagrin of my wife, can't stop won't stop.  

I’ve adopted “Come on now” into my daily routine.

The use of "Do" kills me.

I'm doing compliments.

You won't do kidnappings?

I do sex!

16 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Gene Fucking Hackman.

They touched dicks! 

That was a good season, much better than 2, probably not as good as 1.

Everyone getting to take Redeemer for a spin was great closure for the season 

Kinda wonder in that final scene if they just rolled on a wrap party essentially. No way they actually drove the big rig but them just bullshitting around

That was fun as hell.  Bring on season 4!

I do think season 3 eclipsed season 2.

Bible Bonkers was awesome and surely they will bring it back.  

Been MIA from the thread a couple weeks, but I may have caught a massive plot/research mistake in the flashback episode.

Why was Young Kelvin bragging about having a Sega Saturn in 2000? Dreamcast was the hot new shit. Saturn was five years old in 2000.

Simpsons basically did BBBB first - Bombardment of Bible Questions 

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Fantastic season. The survivalists were a bit tedious but overall fucking loved it. Moar! 

  • 2 weeks later...

My wife and I just finished the episode when Jesse, Judy and Kelvin are abducted -- holy shit, that might be the best episode of the entire series.

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