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  • Patricio Swayze
    Patricio Swayze

    I’ve been out of the country, so have yet to start this season. However, Bill, with all due respect, are you retarded?

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    Not an amazing story but figured some people on this thread might appreciate.  I went to LA last weekend to hang with @henrygandorf and we watched the game at a bar where Texas Exes go. Game star

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#202
7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I cannot wait.  Going to have to go back and rewatch season 1.  This might be what I am doing Friday night.  

Ha that was my plan 

#203

This show was even better on a one night binge. Ready for tonight 

#209

Which legacy character would have possibly been better to preside over our wedding than Prince Eric?

#211

Slappin' buttholes with Hep-C all over the place

Fucking Judy. 

#212

Reading now that McBride rewrote a lot of season 2 scripts to account for this time jump since the end of season 1 since COVID ruined their plan to do a Christmas ep to show Gideon coming home from Haiti.  Because we didn't see that or Jesse and Amber reconciling from the hooker scandal.  It just jumped right into them being a happy married couple again and Gideon back at the Gemstone Compound and doing production for the streaming sermons. 

#213

Are there pics of Amber’s butthole?? I seem like I would be interested in those.


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#215
1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:
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So Eli killed and disappeared Eric Roberts’ dad, right?

 

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It's probably headed in that direction, they'll probably reveal more as to motivation for Eli to off the dad since he didn't want part of the business.  Seems like they are setting up a more how Eli got his hands dirty arc this season versus just the standard greed and moral corruptness everyone involved possesses.

 

#216
2 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Are there pics of Amber’s butthole?? I seem like I would be interested in those.
 

1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:
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So Eli killed and disappeared Eric Roberts’ dad, right?

 

If ever there was a let-down in two back-to-back posts, this was it.

#218

I was off work today and started the show and am at episode 6. I like it a lot despite there being way too much dong shown.

#219
14 minutes ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I like it a lot despite there being way too much dong shown.

What is something Bob Stoops wouldn’t say?

#221
57 minutes ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I was off work today and started the show and am at episode 6. I like it a lot despite there being way too much dong shown.

Danny McBride loves showing dong lol, all his shows do it a bunch for some reason

#224
19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

The sister continues to be the best character by a mile.

Funny I went to High School with "Judy."

Not funny, her dad passed away a week or so ago.

#225
On 1/11/2022 at 7:37 PM, Gil Bang said:

The sister continues to be the best character by a mile.

Pretty much everything that came out of her mouth when she walked into her dad's house after his night out was gold.

Also, the crusty underpants scene...I might have to file that away to use one day.

#227
11 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yeah, Judy has been bringing the heat so far this season. 

Am I the only one who doesn't remember shit from last season? 

You can rewatch season 1 in about 5 hours if you power through it.  Worth it. 

#228
16 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yeah, Judy has been bringing the heat so far this season. 

Am I the only one who doesn't remember shit from last season? 

Judy definitely catches her stride in the back half of Season 1. She's kind of just there in the first half. 

She's a terrific actress and from Texas. 

#232

Judy is great.  The bye Felicia scene was hilarious.  She is also good in Vice Principals which I think anyone who enjoys this would like that and there is a good bit of cast overlap.

#233
24 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Judy is great.  The bye Felicia scene was hilarious.  She is also good in Vice Principals which I think anyone who enjoys this would like that and there is a good bit of cast overlap.

That’s such a good show 

#234
On 1/15/2022 at 9:14 AM, Hozz said:

Judy is great.  The bye Felicia scene was hilarious.  She is also good in Vice Principals which I think anyone who enjoys this would like that and there is a good bit of cast overlap.

Same troupe.

#237
11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

“And you cut off your sagging ball bag?”

Shavin your nuts for some other BITCH

#239
5 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

That BJ rollerblading montage was funny as shit.

He and Judy nail every scene 

#242
On 1/11/2022 at 7:37 PM, Gil Bang said:

The sister continues to be the best character by a mile.

"Slappin' buttholes, suckin' dicks"

#243

I got a kick out of the caricatures of everyone but Judy in the amusement park.

#247
16 hours ago, Js1 said:

Shavin your nuts for some other BITCH

that one genuinely got me hard.  judy is absolutely incredible.  at first, i couldn't believe that edi patterson was a texas state grad but now...it kinda makes sense.

an exercise that keeps me swole got me too.

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#250
1 hour ago, sidis said:

that one genuinely got me hard.  judy is absolutely incredible.  at first, i couldn't believe that edi patterson was a texas state grad but now...it kinda makes sense.

an exercise that keeps me swole got me too.

All my Texas State friends can't stop reminding me that they have a good Performing Arts College. Edi Patterson is the first they've been right. 

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