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Looks like her rack really came in for summer.  

14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

She has not aged well at all.  Looks upper 40s.

She was pretty terrible looking when she was young.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

She has not aged well at all.  Looks upper 40s.

Jurassic Park was 26 years ago.

Spoiler

j/k Arianna Richards has aged well

I would watch this show.

1 hour ago, d2o said:

She was pretty terrible looking when she was young.

That may be true, but she didn't look old.

48 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That may be true, but she didn't look old.

she kinda did, though.  even in that cheerleader movie I thought she looked 40.  has a fucked up face. 

Based on previous responses, I guess Kirsten and I need to head over the the WTF celebrity crush thread.

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

She has not aged well at all.  Looks upper 40s.

She's 37 - that surprised me.  I thought she was older.  Wasn't that vampire movie 30 years ago?

8 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

she doesn't look great, but they intentionally white trashed her up which probably exaggerates it.

Also probably true.  

You can quibble about her looks and her canines and whatnot, but she didn't look 40+ in Bring It On or Suicide Diaries.

She's great looking in movies and on TV. In real life, she chooses to look sloppy and a little cheap.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

sloppy and a little cheap.

Hmm, wheelhouse.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Hmm, wheelhouse.

Except for the constant smoking, probably mine, too.

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Loved her nude scenes in Melancholia.

now that was a fucked up movie. 

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

sloppy and a little cheap.

which is also a great description of her tits

  • 2 weeks later...

First two episodes dropped tonight.

Very dark and funny. Very Carl Hiaasen.

It’s been a long time since a show made me yelp in surprise and laughter and horror like a certain scene did in episode one.

I can’t wait to see where the story goes.

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

It’s been a long time since a show made me yelp in surprise and laughter and horror like a certain scene did in episode one.

Yeah, that was pretty good. I see that George Clooney and Grant Heslov are EPs. Their stuff is usually high quality. 

Saw the first episode.  Liked it a lot.  They have the business model and desperation of MLM schemes down cold.

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Really liking this so far. Interested in seeing where it's headed.

  • 4 weeks later...

Almost anything written by Carl Hiaasen is well worth reading or hearing.  Stormy Weather, Skin Deep, Lucky You, Tourist Season, and more.  Very sassifying stuff and will go dark on you in a heartbeat.

This was better in the concept than in the execution.  I feel like we have had 20 minutes of story spread over the last 3 episodes.  And it’s becoming less and less cohesive.  

Ernie is one of the best characters I've seen on tv in a while.  Not sure why I've never seen this actor in anything before.  He's awesome.  Cody reminds me so much of Martin Short, and that's to say obnoxious and unlikable.

I agree the show has bogged down the last couple of episodes.  It started out better than it's finishing up.

12 hours ago, thrillhammer said:

Ernie is one of the best characters I've seen on tv in a while.  Not sure why I've never seen this actor in anything before.  He's awesome.  Cody reminds me so much of Martin Short, and that's to say obnoxious and unlikable.

I agree the show has bogged down the last couple of episodes.  It started out better than it's finishing up.

Agree with all of this. Kirsten Dunst has been very good in this though. Also, when did her tits get so big? Good god she is not hard to look at. 

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17 hours ago, thrillhammer said:

Ernie is one of the best characters I've seen on tv in a while.  Not sure why I've never seen this actor in anything before.  He's awesome.  Cody reminds me so much of Martin Short, and that's to say obnoxious and unlikable.

I agree the show has bogged down the last couple of episodes.  It started out better than it's finishing up.

I'd agree with that.  The wife and I are watching it and really liked it starting out.  It was a fairly accurate look into MLM companies and you sympathized with her plight.  Now it's become some bizarre plot into the MLM guy.  Kind of meh on the show at this point.

While the alligator scene in the first episode was great for the shock value, I think the show made a mistake in killing off Travis so early.

He was the audience’s way to look at the MLM story with sympathy for Travis as a dupe and true believer. Using Cody as our look in isn’t nearly as effective.

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I really like the show. Dunst is a much better actress than I'd previously given credit. She surprised me in Fargo and has really stayed at that level. The story is just weird as F, but I kinda like weird.

  • 1 year later...
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Damn it! I was looking forward to S2 of pudgy Dunst tits. Plus, it was just weird enough to intrigue me.

  • 1 year later...

This was the best show that COVID killed.  

Pudgy Kirsten is best Kirsten.  

Am i rite?

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