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You seem judgey.

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2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

You seem judgey.

 

2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

You seem judgey.

Fake news.  No one on the planet smoked more doobage than me from 1980-1984 (coincidentally my four years as an undergrad at the University of Texas).  Unfortunately, other than an occasional trip to Colorado, not much to brag about since.

Meh, hes probably smoking 20k of the good shit and his homies are telling him he's spending 40k

fakest of fake news.  you can’t physically smoke $40k of herb a month.  I’ve tried. 

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He'd better be careful.. that stuff is a gateway drug which can lead to decisions that will really screw up his life.


A 40 dollar cartridge lasts me almost 6 months doing it several times a week, call bs

Well, if it keeps him from eating ears then okeedokee Mike.

Well, if it keeps him from eating ears then okeedokee Mike.

I want to see some call bullshit to Mike Tyson's face.

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55 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

 

Fake news.  No one on the planet smoked more doobage than me from 1980-1984 (coincidentally my four years as an undergrad at the University of Texas).  Unfortunately, other than an occasional trip to Colorado, not much to brag about since.

I call BS.  Your brag would have been more credible if your undergrad years ran from 1980 to 1986 or 1987.

I don't think MT is very good w/numbers. He told me his phone number was fo fo fe fi fe fe fo fi fo fo

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

He'd better be careful.. that stuff is a gateway drug which can lead to decisions that will really screw up his life.

Maybe if he’s Benjamin Button.  

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18 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I call BS.  Your brag would have been more credible if your undergrad years ran from 1980 to 1986 or 1987.

That's probably a good point.  Maybe I should revise it to add something like "that graduated in four years."

Still love me some Mike Tyson.  Growing up in the 80’s there was no athlete that captured the imagination quite like Tyson.  Jordan distant second (born in ‘79 here).

Smoke em if you got em Mike!

3 hours ago, Quagmire said:


A 40 dollar cartridge lasts me almost 6 months doing it several times a week, call bs

 

Dude. Mike Fucking Tyson isn't smoking 40 dollar cartridges.

Who washed every car in this ten-car garage?

Who carries the boombox in the entourage?

Me. Mike. Goddamn it. Me.

I have no idea who the heavyweight champion is currently, but I damn sure knew when Mike was fighting.

On 8/13/2019 at 7:52 PM, futureman said:

fakest of fake news.  you can’t physically smoke $40k of herb a month.  I’ve tried. 

It depends on what you're paying per OZ.

Mike might be the first guy I know who gets smarter when he's toasted.

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

It depends on what you're paying per OZ.

no it doesn’t.  at terrible retail prices an oz might be $400.  he’d have to smoke over 6lbs in a month.  or more than three oz every day.  he wouldn’t have time to breathe oxygen.  ain’t happening. 

maybe he smokes weed grown from unicorn shit.

On 8/13/2019 at 10:34 PM, woohorn said:

$35,000/mo woulda' been cooler.

 

23 hours ago, Tailgate said:

420k a year is the magic number.

I guess math skills can't be expected in a weed thread.

@heavily inflated Las Vegas prices af $1300/ounce after his entourage skims product and $ , that's an oz./day. That's a lot.Maybe he's being sold cbd oil at pot prices.

9 hours ago, futureman said:

no it doesn’t.  at terrible retail prices an oz might be $400.  he’d have to smoke over 6lbs in a month.  or more than three oz every day.  he wouldn’t have time to breathe oxygen.  ain’t happening. 

The words sarcasm, and gross exxageration, learn their meanings.

Reminds me of a high school chick (about a 6 on the Vic Scale) who bragged how she could chug a quart of tequila.

 

Reading is hard and whatnot, but he said “We smoke $40k per month at the ranch.” He’s not claiming he smokes that much himself. The article could’ve done a better job of saying how many people work/live at the ranch. 5 people? 50? Probably just weed stocked in the break room like Nitro coffee kegs at every tech startup. And those employees probably take a good amount home to “share” with their friends. Doesn’t seem all that unbelievable.

8 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

For me the 60s ended that day in 1978

Congrats on keeping the dream alive that long.

He's clearly throwing bricks of kush on his Traeger.

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On 8/14/2019 at 8:35 PM, futureman said:

no it doesn’t.  at terrible retail prices an oz might be $400.  he’d have to smoke over 6lbs in a month.  or more than three oz every day.  he wouldn’t have time to breathe oxygen.  ain’t happening. 

 

 

 

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On 8/15/2019 at 1:42 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

He's clearly throwing bricks of kush on his Traeger.

That begs the question, if you throw a bunch of weed in your smoker to smoke your brisket with, will it impart any special properties to your meat?

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

That begs the question, if you throw a bunch of weed in your smoker to smoke your brisket with, will it impart any special properties to your meat?

Someone definitely needs to answer this important question.

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Cool videos I ran across. He was a piece of shit. But having kids and losing a kid will change a man. 

 

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