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I do not bite my nuts at you, sir, but I do bite my nuts, sir. 

[Texags] We've been doing that in the stands for years.  Lawsuit! [/Texags]

Just not getting the thumb technique, corch. Sounds like you want us to bite the nuts and doggie crawl through the taint and into the ass. 

Is this a Sandusky maneuver?

45 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I do not bite my nuts at you, sir, but I do bite my nuts, sir. 

Congrats?

Anybody got that clip of the agi defender grabbing the 'Husker's nuts in the pile, resulting in a penalty to Neb because he was trying to kick his way out of the problem... then Pelini got another 15 yards for raising so much hell about it. 

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Ole Miss gaying it up pretty good...

 

 

"I know it sounds weird..." 

uhm, yeah coach, it kinda does 

Opened thread thinking aggy was having another womens football camp

Outside of Mississippi, you pay extra for that kind of action.

Outside of Mississippi, you pay extra for that kind of action.

Nah, you pay plenty there too.

I'm pretty sure this is one of the troubleshooting procedures when aggy has trouble filling the jar.

Shit's gonna get weird week 1 when a nervous freshman takes the field thinking, "bite the thumb, nuts up the ass. bite the thumb, nuts up the ass..."

 

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