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Oh, you started it, I was going to post this in the soccer catch all thread. Since this is here, here are the last games of the playoff round:

Aug 20/28 match-ups:
(C) CFR Cluj v Slavia Prague
(C) APOEL v Ajax
(L) LASK v Club Brugge

Aug 21/27 match-ups:
(C) Dinamo Zagreb v Rosenborg
(C) Young Boys v Red Star Belgrade
(L) Olympiacos v Krasnodar

(C)hampion Path, (L)eague Path

With the results before this, Pots 1 and 2 became set.
Pot 1: Liverpool, Chelsea, Barcelona, Man City, Juventus, Bayern Munich, PSG, Zenit St. Petersburg
Pot 2: Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Borussia Dortmund, Shakhtar Donetsk, Tottenham, Benfica, Lyon

If my math is right, here is how Pots 3 and 4 are decided:

Qualified:
Pot 3:Bayer Leverkusen, Red Bull Salzburg, Valencia, Inter Milan, Lokomotiv Moscow, Olympiacos/Krasnodar winner
Pot 4: Galatasaray, RB Leipzig, Atalanta, Lille, LASK/Club Brugge winner, Young Boys/Red Star Belgrade winner

Pot 3 has the last 2 spots filled as follows:
Ajax and Dinamo Zagreb with wins
Genk (already in group stage) if Ajax or Dinamo Zagreb lose
Slavia Prague with a win and Ajax and Dinamo Zagreb both lose
APOEL with a win and Slavia Prague and Dinamo Zagreb both loss

CFR Cluj and Rosenborg will only qualify for Pot 4 if they win.

Edited by Captain Ron

Oh, you started it, I was going to post this in the soccer catch all thread. Since this is here, here are the last games of the playoff round:
Aug 20/28 match-ups:
© CFR Cluj v Slavia Prague
© APOEL v Ajax
(L) LASK v Club Brugge
Aug 21/27 match-ups:
© Dinamo Zagreb v Rosenborg
© Young Boys v Red Star Belgrade
(L) Olympiacos v Krasnodar
©hampion Path, (L)eague Path
With the results before this, Pots 1 and 2 became set.
Pot 1: Liverpool, Chelsea, Barcelona, Man City, Juventus, Bayern Munich, PSG, Zenit St. Petersburg
Pot 2: Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Borussia Dortmund, Shakhtar Donetsk, Tottenham, Benfica, Lyon
If my math is right, here is how Pots 3 and 4 are decided:
Qualified:
Pot 3:Bayer Leverkusen, Red Bull Salzburg, Valencia, Inter Milan, Lokomotiv Moscow, Olympiacos/Krasnodar winner
Pot 4: Galatasaray, RB Leipzig, Atalanta, Lille, LASK/Club Brugge winner, Young Boys/Red Star Belgrade winner
Pot 3 has the last 2 spots filled as follows:
Ajax and Dinamo Zagreb with wins
Genk (already in group stage) if Ajax or Dinamo Zagreb lose
Slavia Prague with a win and Ajax and Dinamo Zagreb both lose
APOEL with a win and Slavia Prague and Dinamo Zagreb both loss
CFR Cluj and Rosenborg will only qualify for Pot 4 if they win.
Ajax is pot 2 if they qualify

Oh yeah? I didn't think they had the points for that, must be wrong, will do my math again

 

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Yeah, turns out I was looking at the wrong UEFA standings. So I think this is the situation

Pot 1(set): Liverpool, Chelsea, Barcelona, Man City, Juventus, Bayern Munich, PSG, Zenit St. Petersburg

Pot 2: Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Borussia Dortmund, Shakhtar Donetsk, Tottenham, Benfica
Ajax will make Pot 2 by advancing, if not Lyon gets the spot.

Pot 3:Bayer Leverkusen, Red Bull Salzburg, Valencia, Inter Milan, Lokomotiv Moscow, Olympiacos/Krasnodar winner
Dinamo Zagreb with a win
Lyon with a Ajax win
Genk (already in group stage) if Ajax or Dinamo Zagreb lose
Slavia Prague with a win and Ajax and Dinamo Zagreb both lose
APOEL with a win and Slavia Prague and Dinamo Zagreb both loss

Pot 4: Galatasaray, RB Leipzig, Atalanta, Lille, LASK/Club Brugge winner, Young Boys/Red Star Belgrade winner
CFR Cluj and Rosenborg will only qualify for Pot 4 if they win.

Edited by Captain Ron

Red Bull’s Salzburg & Leipzig can be in the same group?

A the Austrian outfit is in Pot 3, while the German outfit is in Pot 4?!?!

Jesse Marsh will be managing in the Champions League. That’s a pretty big deal in the history of US-born managers. 

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Home - away

Olympiacos 4 -0 fc krasnodar
Dinamo Zagreb 2-0 rosenburg
Lask 0-1 club brugge
Young boys 2-2 crvena zvezda
Cfr cluj 0-1 slavia praha
Apoel 0-0 Ajax

Draw for group on thursday after final leg wraps up tuesday/Wednesday

Would really like to see Ronaldo back in Bernabeu.

Red Star Belgrade’s fans are racist assholes so I’m rooting for Young Boys to pull it out on the road. 

Red Star Belgrade’s fans are racist assholes so I’m rooting for Young Boys to pull it out on the road. 

YB's tied it up in the 81st min but down on away goals...need 1 more

 

So through yesterday were:

  • Dinamo Zagreb 3-1 over Rosenborg - their 2-0 home win was too much for Rosenborg to overcome
  • Red Star Belgrade 3-3 over Young Boys - 2 road goals were the difference
  • Olympiacos 6-1 over Krasnodor - a 4-0 home win will end a tie pretty quick

Pot 1: Liverpool, Chelsea, Barcelona, Man City, Juventus, Bayern Munich, PSG, Zenit St. Petersburg
Pot 2: Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Borussia Dortmund, Shakhtar Donetsk, Tottenham, Benfica, ????
Pot 2/3: Lyon
Pot 3:Bayer Leverkusen, Red Bull Salzburg, Olympiacos, Valencia, Inter Milan, Dinamo Zagreb, ????, ????
Pot 3/4: Lokomotive Moscow
Pot 4: Genk, Galatasaray, RB Leipzig Red Star Belgrade, Atalanta, Lille, ????, ????

So today are the last 3 spots:

  • Slavia Prague v CFR Cluj (SP up 1-0)
  • Ajax v APOEL (0-0)
  • Club Brugge v LASK (CB up 1-0)
    All games kick off a 3 PM Eastern / 2 PM Central

The results have these implications:

  • Slavia Prague/CFR Cluj - winner goes into Pot 4.
  • Club Brugge/LASK - Club Brugge wins, they are in Pot 3, LASK wins they are in Pot 4
  • Ajax/APOEL - if Ajax wins, they are in Pot 2. If APOEL wins: Pot 3 with a LASK win, Pot 4 with a Club Brugge win.

Not playing, but scoreboard watching:

  • Lyon - Pot 2 with an APOEL win, Pot 3 with an Ajax win.
  • Lokomotive Moscow - Pot 3 with an APOEL win or LASK win, Pot 4 is both Ajax and Club Brugge win.

 

 

Edited by Captain Ron

Oh boy, I see a Chelsea, Atletico Madrid, Inter Milan, and whomever in pot 4 is the longest trip.

Ajax, Club Brugge ,and Slavia Praha advance

 

 

Oh boy, I see a Chelsea, Atletico Madrid, Inter Milan, and whomever in pot 4 is the longest trip.
Bayern forum ran draw simulation 50 million times...and atletico is the favorite for the 3 Epl teams in pot1 with city(16.13%) being highest followed by Liverpool(16.08) then chelsea(15.61%)

Spurs highest chance is barca(21.56%) and zenit (21.05%) psg,bayern and juventus at 19%

Lets see if i can get 1 correct this year...these would be some fun groups besides the liverpool group

Liverpool-benfica-club brugge-atalanta

Chelsea-shakhtar-lyon-genk

Barca-napoli-leverkusen-lokomotiv

Bayern-real-olympiacos-lille

PSG-spurs-valencia-red star

City-atletico-zagred-leipzig

Zenit-dortmund-inter milan-slavia praha

Juventus-ajax-salzburg-galatasaray

Nevermind, it is funded by Russia, fuck those guys.

Edited by MoJames

That one has Petr Cech on the red carpet, must be good.

Couldn't they get something a tad big younger and hotter?  Don't get me wrong.  Would but still

2 minutes ago, midtown said:

Couldn't they get something a tad big younger and hotter?  Don't get me wrong.  Would but still

On the Italian one? I'm enjoying her on mute right now.

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

On the Italian one? I'm enjoying her on mute right now.

No..UEFA feed

17 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Crimes and wars? That was an odd speech.

And seagulls when necessary...Cantona is a fucking legend.  

Cant they make a rule about no repeats...ive already lost interest

Just back from working and stuff.

Chelsea and Ajax, not a bad start.

F will be a fun one....somebody going to get f'd in the a

4 minutes ago, maninblack said:

City with a cake walk

They aren't the only ones.  LFC and Juve look pretty weak.  G is a joke

Edited by midtown

Nailed city and zagreb in the same group...lol

Wanted city with the longer travel days

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D, F, and H look entertaining. 

G as well because it's a complete toss up
1 minute ago, maninblack said:


G as well because it's a complete toss up

Yep. Any team in there can legitimately advance. 

They aren't the only ones.  LFC and Juve look pretty weak.  G is a joke
Yup...im already over the group stage for Liverpool...we just played napoli last year in group

Ill watch them all of course just feels very very blah

Yeah I'm pretty excited. Good group of teams, with France, England, Spain and Netherlands, no significant travelling.

Edited by MoJames

Yeah I'm pretty excited. Good group of teams, with France, England, Spain and Netherlands, no significant travelling.
That valencia draw really brightened that group up....will be a fight for the 2 spots
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Group A: Madrid, PSG
Group B: Bayern, Spurs
Group C: City, Donetsk
Group D: Juve, Atleti
Group E: LFC, Napoli
Group F: Barca, Dortmund
Group G: Lyon, Benfica
Group H: Chelsea, Valencia

I assume city just included their bribe for the draw in the same payment for the ban avoidance? 

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