Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

clinical from bayern on that goal.  can anyone on the planet make a compelling case for wanting to have neymar on their team?  he has to be the biggest fucking douchebag bitch on the planet.

  • Replies 1.5k
  • Views 66.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

  • PittsburghTiger
    PittsburghTiger

    Got a call from the German cousin and she told me that my Godson's Borussia Mönchengladbach U-19 team won yesterday so they qualified for the youth version of next year's Champions League. And, he was

Posted Images

15 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Thiago looks good in that defense mid roll. Pull the trigger Liverpool. 

Yeah, I'm sold. Let's get this done. 

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

This ref

Seriously, fuck this guy.  

That wasn't a fouL?  That takedown after the corner kick?

3 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Subbing Coman and Gnabry?  

nervous 30 rock GIF by HULU

image.jpeg.5a3512248a4329077e455cea5ea2accf.jpeg

Edited by Jive Turkey

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Man of match def bays gk 

Neuer.  German national team goalie.

1 hour ago, TXSG8R said:

Starting 30+ yards inside his own half matters on a counter.  It will also wear him out if hes making 80 yard sprints all the time.    

He didn't look tired there.

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Neuer has been Big

Nubel is packing his shit for wherever he will be loaned to next season.  

Looks like Bayern is parking the bus last 5 minutes.

It's amazing that this game is 1-0. Should be something like 2-2. 

Weird things happen in CL Finals. Even without fans apparently.

Neymar has been fucking dogshit

 

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Looks like Bayern is parking the bus last 5 minutes.

Or they took all their speed off the pitch and it just appears that way. 

The North American Davies.

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

the argument can be made that selling coutinho was the best sale in anfield history

the office yes GIF

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's amazing that this game is 1-0. Should be something like 2-2. 

Weird things happen in CL Finals. Even without fans apparently.

no, 1-nil feels about right.   the chances have been pachinko bang-bang, not sustained possession that looks like scoring.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

no, 1-nil feels about right.   the chances have been pachinko bang-bang, not sustained possession that looks like scoring.

There was a penalty that went unawarded, Bayern hit one off the inside post, Mbappe had a wide open shot that he flubbed, there were a couple kerfuffles in front of the Bayern goal that could have wound up in the net.

1-0 is a very disingenious line.

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Or they took all their speed off the pitch and it just appears that way. 

this is what yogi low would do, and flick is his robin, so if it pans out for them, vindication.

but paris have looked more dangerous since the subs.....  diez minutos mas

At this rate, there's gonna be 10 extra minutes

Oh, now the ref wants to call a foul on a pull back.  

Just now, ztejas said:

There was a penalty that went unawarded, Bayern hit one off the inside post, Mbappe had a wide open shot that he flubbed, there were a couple kerfuffles in front of the Bayern goal that could have wound up in the net.

1-0 is a very disingenious line.

how many years have you been watching soccer?

It's 10 minutes of stoppage just on the amount of time PSG's been booked this half. 

Ref is going to run out of pencil lead, jfc.  

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

how many years have you been watching soccer?

Way to go ad-hominem because you fucking disagree with me. Per this site xG is over 2 collectively right now https://www.infogol.net/en/matches/champions-league/psg-vs-bayern-munich-2020-08-23/56976

Tack on another for the unawarded penalty that didn't result in a chance and you are closer to 4 than 1. 

Gnabry runs that down all day.  Love Hansi, but the subs have been very meh. 

here's ad-hominem for you: i've seen more than 500 finals since 1985 and 1-0 looks right for this fixture.

This is more reminiscent of when Bayern plays against another Bundesliga team. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.