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5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Congratulations to Bayern on their CL trophy

Id love to be that confident, but Neymar and that Hanson kid are going to carve our back line the fuck up.  May wind up with a football game score.  

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1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Id love to be that confident, but Neymar and that Hanson kid are going to carve our back line the fuck up.  May wind up with a football game score.  

I’m not that sure PSG gets past the Leipzig

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’m not that sure PSG gets past the Leipzig

Very true.  Upamecano versus those guys will be fun to watch.  

2 minutes ago, IPoopOnWhoop said:

Time to pick up the drinking pace

Doesn't seem like the game I watched but yeah City should have had at least 2.

3 minutes ago, IPoopOnWhoop said:

Time to pick up the drinking pace

its coool just drop half a billion on your zero history team, it will all work out

Just now, TexanTraveling said:

its coool just drop half a billion on your zero history team, it will all work out

You’re so cool man.

2 hours ago, Bone3421 said:

What in the wide world of sports is going on in here....

This is the bitchiest forum on Surly (and Surly has a political forum). 

8 minutes ago, TexanTraveling said:

its coool just drop half a billion on your zero history team, it will all work out

Yes sir I will make sure that the message is delivered

wow, two ligue 1 teams.  zero premier league and zero la liga in the final four.  how bizarre.

16 hours ago, TXSG8R said:

Id love to be that confident, but Neymar and that Hanson kid are going to carve our back line the fuck up.  May wind up with a football game score.  

Nah. I think we get Pavard back, so that's a big boost. Mia San Mia.

12 hours ago, Woodrow Call said:

Nah. I think we get Pavard back, so that's a big boost. Mia San Mia.

I’d love to see Süle and Hernandez start, but at this point it’s hard to distrust anything Hansi is doing. It’s hard to believe he never coached under Jupp, because he seems to have his touch with players and tactics. Fairy tale stuff if he can pull off the treble after taking over for Kovac. 

Fairy tale? Bayern should be the favorite for every domestic trophy every season. Same as Juventus, PSG and Man City. 

14 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Same as Juventus, PSG and Man City

lulz

19 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Fairy tale? Bayern should be the favorite for every domestic trophy every season. Same as Juventus, PSG and Man City. 

you obviously have no idea what was going on under kovac, but typical epl, SWOOOOOOOOOSH

This Bayern douche is quite the Fotze.

So, CBS Sports is only showing the semifinal games on CBS All Access, and then a replay on CBS Sports Network at 9 p.m. est. 

Only the final match on the 23rd will be shown live. 

What a bunch of fuck stick bastards.

11 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

So, CBS Sports is only showing the semifinal games on CBS All Access, and then a replay on CBS Sports Network at 9 p.m. est. 

Only the final match on the 23rd will be shown live. 

What a bunch of fuck stick bastards.

I just don't understand why they do this. Why not go with the traditional method of selling advertising for the event and put it on regular CBS? Between Turner and CBS, they have completely fucked up this tournament. 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I just don't understand why they do this. Why not go with the traditional method of selling advertising for the event and put it on regular CBS? Between Turner and CBS, they have completely fucked up this tournament. 

We obviously need our Tiki & Tirney

PSG are fagets, but Neymar and a healthy Mbappe are motherfuckers.

Still not sure how fair it is that all other leagues finished their seasons while the French surrendered. 

On 8/17/2020 at 12:56 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

What did I miss?

oh, Mbappe is pissed that people call Ligue One a farmers league since PSG wins it every year.  with two Ligue One teams in the semis, he's having a little fun.

How in the fuck did PSG not get a yellow on that foul outside the box.

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

oh, Mbappe is pissed that people call Ligue One a farmers league since PSG wins it every year.  with two Ligue One teams in the semis, he's having a little fun.

I generally enjoy watching PSG. The histrionics are a bit much, too often, but they are entertaining. I've been to two stadiums, Lyon and Monaco, unfortunately not for games. I've been right by PSG's stadium, on the train, so I kind of follow the league. Not as much as the Bundesliga. But good soccer is fun, no matter what teams are playing.

He is correct in poking fun at people.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

PSG are fagets, but Neymar and a healthy Mbappe are motherfuckers.

neymar never performs on the big stage.  he's a punk ass bitch that fucking sucks when the lights come on to boot.  mpabbe on the other hand...is the first guy in the world i would start with if i was building a team right now.  as the resident passive and cynical psg supporter (who also doesn't besmirch the haters because there is no shortage of reasons for the hate) due to a former life in paris, i have zero faith that they won't fuck it up.

but i would really like to see mbappe against bayern's extremely high back line.  if he and boetang have to get into a footrace, ummm, goal.

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Leipzig’s manager needs a tighter shirt.

Germans gonna German

he's still a punk ass bitch but that was a world class assist.

lol, but then he comes back with a world class choke on a practically open goal.

Edited by sidis

This is just a snoozefest ass-whipping. Hopefully Lyon has a bit more to give Bayern.

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