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Just now, mdmost said:

This is more reminiscent of when Bayern plays against another Bundesliga team. 

Wait...there are other teams in the Budesliga?

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Neymar has single handedly blown this fucking game. You really couldn't write a worse script for him without adding in a couple OGs.

Waiting on the replay, but that looked like a second penalty.  

Neymar's complete lack of clutch is astounding. 

Kinda digging the idea that psg finally gets to a final only to lose to a goal from the German side by a Parisian that was in their academy. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Neymar has single handedly blown this fucking game. You really couldn't write a worse script for him without adding in a couple OGs.

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14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the argument can be made that selling coutinho was the best sale in anfield history

And he's about to net Liverpool an additional 5 million with the win today. 

Just now, mdmost said:

And he's about to net Liverpool an additional 5 million with the win today. 


Fake news

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

here's ad-hominem for you: i've seen more than 500 finals since 1985 and 1-0 looks right for this fixture.

Lol. What a sad reply. Can't address anything I said so the response is "I've watched more soccer than you and my eye test is infallible!"

Congrats Bayern. Atypical format but add in the 2nd legs missed and I think the result is the same.

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

F PSG and its dirty oil money. 

Haven't heard about this. Tell me.

Oil money: Petrodollars, Man City, PSG & how modern football is fuelled by mega-rich industry

All that money spent to net zero goals in the Final. 

 

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Just now, Halohal said:

Neymar gonna be at the strip clubs tonight

Think he’ll be able to score there?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Lol. What a sad reply. Can't address anything I said so the response is "I've watched more soccer than you and my eye test is infallible!"

okay.  you want to do battle on this?  you ignored my original position: none of the chances today were a result of sustained possession breaking down a defense.  they were bang-bang pachinko deflections from mistakes.  you are the one deflecting.   you ignored my question about how many years you've been watching.  i've seen 10000 fixtures and 500 finals.  i know what 1-0 looks like and what 2-2 looks like.   i also know that a game that only looked like producing 1 goal can produce 4, and vice-versa.  the defending was far above the attacking in this game and your computer site that says X goals should have been scored has nothing to do with the evidence we all just witnessed.

 

answer the question.  how many years have you been watching?

Maybe Mbappe or Neymar will be nicer to Davies than Messi.  Little fucker denied him a jersey swap.  

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Fake news

You always have to rain on my fucking parade. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This was proven as false right?

It’s all over the internet so I don’t know. Liverpool fans should know. 
 

 

They're playing "Don't Stop the Beat" by Junior Senior.  I love it.

i am really surprised at how bad mbapped played today on his shots.  i expect neymar to be dogshit when the lights come one because he is dogshit when the lights come on.  but mbappe had a couple of legit shots that he just put center mass on neuer. 

agreed that the ref bailed psg out on a few penalties that bayern should have been awarded.

Bayern hasnt lost a game since December.  Flick is a fucking miracle.  

1 minute ago, sidis said:

i am really surprised at how bad mbapped played today on his shots.  i expect neymar to be dogshit when the lights come one because he is dogshit when the lights come on.  but mbappe had a couple of legit shots that he just put center mass on neuer. 

agreed that the ref bailed psg out on a few penalties that bayern should have been awarded.

That one chance in front of Neuer. Gonna be in his mind for the rest of his life.

neymar going full fucking "look at me" emo like a bitch in this post-game has been extra satisfying.  clown.

11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

they were bang-bang pachinko deflections from mistakes

A goal is a goal. Sometimes goals are scored that way. Especially at this level. Your take on the match is shitty. Play that match 1,000 times and you can count on one hand the amount of 1-0 results. No one gives a fuck how many games you've seen. I'm not 12 years old. I've seen enough soccer to maintain my position and disagree with yours. 

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if i were Muller i would retire tonight.  he won't play in Qatar, nothing more to accomplish.

He’ll probably be manager of Bayern one day. He can start that process now. 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if i were Muller i would retire tonight.  he won't play in Qatar, nothing more to accomplish.

Its tough, the dude just loves playing and loves the team around him.  Lewy also loves playing with him, the guy provides him so much service.  It is going to be hard to keep some of the youth off the field though

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

He’ll probably be manager of Bayern one day. He can start that process now. 

Miroslav Klose is already working on that.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

A goal is a goal. Sometimes goals are scored that way. Especially at this level. Your take on the match is shitty. Play that match 1,000 times and you can count on one hand the amount of 1-0 results. No one gives a fuck how many games you've seen. I'm not 12 years old. I've seen enough soccer to maintain my position and disagree with yours. 

answer the question

Lol, Muller had 21 assists in the league and is 30 years old. He probably has 4 elite years left in him. 

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

answer the question

thanks for the neg rep ztejas

answer the question

oh, you're out of retort?  you can't refute any of my positions or suppositions so you resort to defamation?

come on ztejas, answer the question.

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol, Muller had 21 assists in the league and is 30 years old. He probably has 4 elite years left in him. 

i thought he was older.  like 35.

33 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

oh, you're out of retort?  you can't refute any of my positions or suppositions so you resort to defamation?

come on ztejas, answer the question.

I'm not responding to a child throwing a temper tantrum. You're defaming yourself plenty. I thought you might move on if I negged you. Apparently it's really important for everyone here to know how much soccer you've watched.

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