Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

So I'm in Santa Monica, sitting on a bench on Ocean Ave...

Featured Replies

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

What is the first thing you notice about a person?  Gender.

What's second?

 

how do you know what gender they are?

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

You can live beside the ocean

Leave the fire behind

Swim out past the breakers

Watch the world die

@SydneyCarton this is 100% what i expected to find in here

Well you can't have a fire on the beach anymore. It's amazing how the city has changed since John Ritter lived there. Peoples republic and all. Smoke a joint in the street is fine. Beer on the beach? absolutely not. Football on the beach? Nope. Your dog? Nope. Any kind of fun? Nope.

9 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Point of personal privilege: Dr. Beeper/he/him. 

Were the old dudes gay or what?  And why couldn’t they be Italian or Irish?  If they were are they still white?

They immediately surrendered the bench. 

Move down the coast

Santa Barbara - laundry detergent
Malibu - heroin
Santa Monica - cocaine
Venice Beach - crystal meth

9 hours ago, TexArcher said:

What is the first thing you notice about a person?  Gender.

What's second?

 

What are her curves like.

10 hours ago, futureman said:

 

everclear did put out some good jams in their day...

"Sparkle & Fade" is one of the most underrated 90's rock albums.  Damn near every song is great.

They sure went on to get embarrassingly bad a couple of albums later though.

11 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What does his skin color have to do with the story? Why is it a black homeless guy and not just a homeless guy?

What does gender have to do with the story? Why is it a homeless guy and not just a homeless person?

20 minutes ago, Bookman said:

What does gender have to do with the story? Why is it a homeless guy and not just a homeless person?

What does homelessness have to do with the story?  Why is it a homeless person and not just an entity?

"Sparkle & Fade" is one of the most underrated 90's rock albums.  Damn near every song is great.
They sure went on to get embarrassingly bad a couple of albums later though.

Guess that was a good album title then.
Nice dressed Asian guy with the nope, not sitting there. He moved down to take a pic of the Pacific.
https://i.ibb.co/25pZhCW/IMG-20190814-180903.jpg
Family is done shopping and I gotta piss. Leaving the bag. Hope some kids don't find it.
I'm tripping balls at the Asian guy taking pics leaning over[emoji23]. But truthfully I'd do the same.

Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I moved to the next bench. People are walking over to sit down, see the white bag and keep moving. 

Two old white French dudes, one wearing a fucking beret, sit down takes a drag on a pipe with weed, look at the bag and say something in French, get up and leave.

“old” ?

triggered

This is a scene from Fletch,  but I dont remember how he handled it. Go fuck the tennis pro.

OP is Candi?
12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I moved to the next bench. People are walking over to sit down, see the white bag and keep moving. 

Two old white French dudes, one wearing a fucking beret, sit down takes a drag on a pipe with weed, look at the bag and say something in French, get up and leave.

“old” ?

triggered

12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I moved to the next bench. People are walking over to sit down, see the white bag and keep moving. 

Two old white French dudes, one wearing a fucking beret, sit down takes a drag on a pipe with weed, look at the bag and say something in French, get up and leave.

“old” ?

triggered

1 hour ago, baboso said:

'brat with the rare triple post.

 

15 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Btw it's been almost 10 years since I've been back here. Much nicer than I remembered, and by that I mean much less homeless people. They used to be all over the Promenade. Not so much anymore. They are still here but I think Austin has Santa Monica beat.

giphy.gif

dp

Edited by DDD Dad

15 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Nice dressed Asian guy with the nope, not sitting there. He moved down to take a pic of the Pacific.

 

racist mariana lee GIF

10 hours ago, DCA_HORN said:

Football on the beach? Nope. 

Wait ... what?

3 hours ago, Facemask said:

I'm tripping balls at the Asian guy taking pics leaning overemoji23.png. But truthfully I'd do the same.

Too bad there was nobody else there for him to elbow his way in front of to get that shot...

I went out to Santa Monica on January 5, 2006 to watch the sunset. It was burnt orange. I was wearing my brand new 2005 National Champions t-shirt. It was the greatest sunset ever. 

14 hours ago, TexArcher said:

What is the first thing you notice about a person?  Gender.

What's second?

Well, if they are sitting on a park bench:  Is snot running down their nose?

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Well, if they are sitting on a park bench:  Is snot running down their nose?

It's not thick as a brick but it'll do.

18 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Back at hotel. I told the family that we're not going to the Getty tomorrow. We're going to sit and watch people all day. Shit was fascinating.

But you can do that at the Getty while being at... the Getty. 

Stay low, OP
 

No idea why these two tweets are together

Never been to the beach in Santa Monica, but did get to hang out at Venice Beach one weekend in the mid 80's. It was like watching an episode of Baywatch on steroids. Lots of steroids.

On 8/14/2019 at 7:40 PM, crash_davis said:

and a black homeless guy leaves this bag of white powder on the bench. I moved to this bench after he leaves because it's in the shade. Hmmmmm...what is it?

https://i.ibb.co/WyRPZ8X/IMG-20190814-173511.jpg

How do you know that he didn't just walk away because of the bag, just like the other non-black people?  Why assume it was his?  Are you racist?

What's with all this homeless guy talk?  His daddy gave him a name.

Then he walked away. 

On 8/14/2019 at 11:24 PM, DCA_HORN said:

Well you can't have a fire on the beach anymore.  Nope. Any kind of fun? Nope.

it's cuz you're in the wrong county...head south young man, head south. Orange County, where people who are serious about the beach go...Bolsa chica - fire pits.

Huntington state - fire pits.  Take your cruiser and ride the boardwalk.  Blackies at the first pier, Balboa saloon by the ferry. Ride all the way to the jetty, AKA "The Wedge", and check out Dick Dales old house. LA beachs suk dik...

I'll buy tomorrow @ Blackie's... red board shorts. red hawaiian shirt, short wife.

Edited by otisdog
specifics

  • Author

spent thu and fri at hermos beach and manhattan beach watching the AVP Manhattan Beach.  my gawd the fucking scenery!  it's been years since we had visited that area.  we're putting it back on the vacation destinations rotation.  love the area.

i found my new girlfriend, zana muno.  she's from hermosa beach so it was cool watching her play and hearing the hometown crowd cheer her on.  

Yeah this is the time to be in Hermosa....even during 'normal' times, it's hard to ride the strand bike path with all the 'scenery' towards the ocean!

Why is it a bag of white powder and not just powder?

why didn’t OP secure the bag and enjoy himself?  probably a nonstop week of fun in that bag. 

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

why didn’t OP secure the bag and enjoy himself?  probably a nonstop week of fun in that bag. 

g84ikjtv21x21.gif

Two white guys securing the bag.  Do they look familiar?

Edited by Bullneck

On 8/17/2019 at 7:36 PM, crash_davis said:

 

i found my new girlfriend, zana muno.  she's from hermosa beach so it was cool watching her play and hearing the hometown crowd cheer her on.  

Josh Rosen says hi!.....

On ‎8‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 7:42 PM, crash_davis said:

Btw it's been almost 10 years since I've been back here. Much nicer than I remembered, and by that I mean much less homeless people. They used to be all over the Promenade. Not so much anymore. They are still here but I think Austin has Santa Monica beat.

I was there last month.  Santa Monica had almost no homeless people on the beach.  But walk a mile south to Venice and as soon as the city limits changes they are everywhere.  Those two cities must have different policies on panhandling and camping.  Because the difference was drastic.

  • Author
1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

I was there last month.  Santa Monica had almost no homeless people on the beach.  But walk a mile south to Venice and as soon as the city limits changes they are everywhere.  Those two cities must have different policies on panhandling and camping.  Because the difference was drastic.

Go further south into Manhattan Beach and Hermosa Beach.  You'll hardly see any homeless people.  In the 3 days that I was there, I only saw a handful, and they were moving on the boardwalk.  Do not ever recall seeing any loitering anywhere, certainly not anywhere near the beach.  Whatever Manhattan Beach and Hermosa Beach are doing, Austin should be emulating them.

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Go further south into Manhattan Beach and Hermosa Beach.  You'll hardly see any homeless people.  In the 3 days that I was there, I only saw a handful, and they were moving on the boardwalk.  Do not ever recall seeing any loitering anywhere, certainly not anywhere near the beach.  Whatever Manhattan Beach and Hermosa Beach are doing, Austin should be emulating them.

Did you walk through Venice? Because I did when we went surfing.  Homeless everywhere as soon as you hit the city limits.  This is what the Google says:

The main differences are the culture, physicality, types of restaurants and stores, laws, and types of people.

They are physically the same beach. In fact, you can see the demarcation line as you pass from one beach to the other. You can really see a different between the facilities, i.e. parks, bathrooms, and restaurants. On the Santa Monica side, they are clean, well painted, manicured lawns, and on the Venice Beach/Strand side, it looks very dingy, dirty, unkept. There are weeds growing, and there are trees that are not pruned, etc. The bathrooms seem to be cleaner in Santa Monica than Venice Beach. Venice Beach has the Strand, which is part of the bike and walk path, and has lots of shops and restaurants right off the beach. Santa Monica does not have this.

The laws are much different in Venice that Santa Monica. Venice is run by the City of Los Angeles, and Santa Monica is its own city. This leaves a lot of play for people to stretch the laws. For example, pot smoking is rampant, homeless, and panhandling is also rampant but the cops really just sit there and watch it in Venice. In Santa Monica, the cops are checking to see if you have open alcohol bottles, and if you are smoking pot, they likely will question you. Also, in Santa Monica, they don’t tolerate homeless loitering, camping, and generally sleeping. The SM Police actually ask the homeless people to pick up their things and move on. In Venice, the homeless have camps on the Strand, and on the beach.

Venice has more Tattoo and Piercing stores than restaurants. Santa Monica has a lot of restaurants and I don’t think I have seen a Tattoo Parlor on that beach side.

The people, Santa Monica beach has more tourists, and locals than Venice. Venice seems to have a lot of surfer, skateboarder, rastifarian, drummers, dude-type-people, grunge, pot-head, homeless, carefree, etc… Santa Monica has more of the upscale tourist, bikinis, yoga-type, joggers, swimmers, etc…

I live in Santa Monica, and I prefer the Santa Monica side. I don’t worry about stepping on drug paraphernalia, or broken beer bottles, or being hit up by a local homeless person for money. It’s more of a safety thing in my opinion.

That said, the Strand and Venice Beach seem to have more interesting people and activities, i.e. American Ninja Warrior, and on Wednesday they have some kind of a Jamaican drummer festival. There seems to be a better break off the Venice Beach jetty for surfing, than Santa Monica Beach has. I have walked both of them on a regular basis, but I prefer Santa Monica for personal reasons.

Edited by Johnny Sack

  • Author
4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Did you walk through Venice? Because I did when we went surfing.  Homeless everywhere as soon as you hit the city limits.  This is what the Google says:

The main differences are the culture, physicality, types of restaurants and stores, laws, and types of people.

They are physically the same beach. In fact, you can see the demarcation line as you pass from one beach to the other. You can really see a different between the facilities, i.e. parks, bathrooms, and restaurants. On the Santa Monica side, they are clean, well painted, manicured lawns, and on the Venice Beach/Strand side, it looks very dingy, dirty, unkept. There are weeds growing, and there are trees that are not pruned, etc. The bathrooms seem to be cleaner in Santa Monica than Venice Beach. Venice Beach has the Strand, which is part of the bike and walk path, and has lots of shops and restaurants right off the beach. Santa Monica does not have this.

The laws are much different in Venice that Santa Monica. Venice is run by the City of Los Angeles, and Santa Monica is its own city. This leaves a lot of play for people to stretch the laws. For example, pot smoking is rampant, homeless, and panhandling is also rampant but the cops really just sit there and watch it in Venice. In Santa Monica, the cops are checking to see if you have open alcohol bottles, and if you are smoking pot, they likely will question you. Also, in Santa Monica, they don’t tolerate homeless loitering, camping, and generally sleeping. The SM Police actually ask the homeless people to pick up their things and move on. In Venice, the homeless have camps on the Strand, and on the beach.

Venice has more Tattoo and Piercing stores than restaurants. Santa Monica has a lot of restaurants and I don’t think I have seen a Tattoo Parlor on that beach side.

The people, Santa Monica beach has more tourists, and locals than Venice. Venice seems to have a lot of surfer, skateboarder, rastifarian, drummers, dude-type-people, grunge, pot-head, homeless, carefree, etc… Santa Monica has more of the upscale tourist, bikinis, yoga-type, joggers, swimmers, etc…

I live in Santa Monica, and I prefer the Santa Monica side. I don’t worry about stepping on drug paraphernalia, or broken beer bottles, or being hit up by a local homeless person for money. It’s more of a safety thing in my opinion.

That said, the Strand and Venice Beach seem to have more interesting people and activities, i.e. American Ninja Warrior, and on Wednesday they have some kind of a Jamaican drummer festival. There seems to be a better break off the Venice Beach jetty for surfing, than Santa Monica Beach has. I have walked both of them on a regular basis, but I prefer Santa Monica for personal reasons.

no arguments at all.  venice beach has austin level homelessness. 

i did see many homeless in SM.  they were along the "park" on ocean avenue.  but when i went 12+ years ago, the homeless were EVERYWHERE in SM, especially the 3rd st promenade.  remember, southpark had a show about busing the homeless from colorado to santa monica.  it seems like SM has made a concerted effort to address the homeless, although i don't know if that means finding homes for them or driving them south to venice or to dowtown LA.  i think it's the latter.  i think hermosa and manhattan beaches have the same not in my neighborhood hospitality.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.