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Surlyhorns LSU Game $1000 Bartab - T Squared 208 W 4th

Will you be attending? 116 members have voted

  1. 1. Are you coming to LSU Surlyhorns Texas Tavern bartab extravaganza?

    • Fuck yeah I'll watch the whole game there!
      19
    • I may drop in for a few during the game
      15
    • I'm going to the game, but will stop by after
      11
    • Nope only going to the game + tailgate
      14
    • Muledick
      57

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16 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Lol speaking of mule dick. Had a buddy go to the Erin Rose a month after and order one and the bartender knew what it was. /Maybecsb

I missed that story.  What's in a Muledick?

18 hours ago, Post Oak said:

We should do something in waco in November

 

Linda Nell's?

Edited by SimonBolivar

On 8/16/2019 at 5:07 PM, Post Oak said:

We should do something in waco in November

 

If by something you mean not going to Waco then I'm IN!

On 8/15/2019 at 6:04 PM, Uncle Boobs said:

Surly? This is gonna be a total shit show.

FIFY

 

😉

Edited by DoobieWah
Tone

  • 2 weeks later...
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Bumping because it's on Saturday.

If you haven't already filled in the poll please do so we have a rough idea of headcount. Also - I have miraculously had the football gods smile upon me and bestow me with a ticket I cannot pass up to the game so I'll be electing someone to be in charge of the tab until after the game when I come in. 

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

so I'll be electing someone to be in charge of the tab until after the game when I come in. 

immamac, walking in...

oh no community GIF

  • immamac pinned this topic

who on this board isn't going to the game? ridiculous. 

Since its going to be 103 on Saturday with no clouds in Austin, a good question is what the hell am i supposed to do all day that doesn't put me in the hospital by kickoff?

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Bumping because it's on Saturday.

If you haven't already filled in the poll please do so we have a rough idea of headcount. Also - I have miraculously had the football gods smile upon me and bestow me with a ticket I cannot pass up to the game so I'll be electing someone to be in charge of the tab until after the game when I come in. 

The Mexican  is checking in

Edited by Zepol87

25 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

who on this board isn't going to the game? ridiculous. 

Since its going to be 103 on Saturday with no clouds in Austin, a good question is what the hell am i supposed to do all day that doesn't put me in the hospital by kickoff?

No offense to you living in Texas but I'm perfectly fine watching the game from a bar in Aspen when it is 60 degrees outside. Going to a happy hour with a bunch of fellow Surly posters would be pretty fun, admittedly. As long as VaHorn was not there. 

I'd go if I could, but it's a little bit out of the way for me

Therefore I voted "muledick", but only because dickbutt wasn't an option.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

especially if it was free for most of the game to drink...

You are way underestimating the collective Surlian thirst and reputation for excess....

I’d go to the game but can’t put that much money down outside of OU or NC game. I’ll be there with bells on.

🤘🏼🥳🤘🏼

I’ll be there unless a ticket falls in my lap for a reasonable price. Tell this bar to order extra spicy green bean juice!

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

I’ll be there unless a ticket falls in my lap for a reasonable price. Tell this bar to order extra spicy green bean juice!

Erin Rose all over again.... Except this time the gf won't be passed out by 3pm hopefully

What’s the play after the game? Palazio? Yellow Rose, Perfect 10?

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

What’s the play after the game? Palazio? Yellow Rose, Perfect 10?

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Yo, immamac, I found your bar tab manager.

MIA will be super responsible and won't get hammered.

A fine choice.

Seconded. The more I drink the more responsible I am with other people's money. 

 

12 hours ago, immamac said:

Bumping because it's on Saturday.

If you haven't already filled in the poll please do so we have a rough idea of headcount. Also - I have miraculously had the football gods smile upon me and bestow me with a ticket I cannot pass up to the game so I'll be electing someone to be in charge of the tab until after the game when I come in. 

I doubt the bar tab survives the game. 

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

What’s the play after the game? Palazio? Yellow Rose, Perfect 10?

Yes?

9 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I doubt the bar tab survives the game. 

The game?  Based on some of the drunks people I know who are in, that $1,000 tab won't make kickoff.

15 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Erin Rose all over again.... Except this time the gf won't be passed out by 3pm hopefully

So pissed we didn't make this. We were like 3 blocks away at the closest and I couldn't sway the crowd to go meet a bunch of message board guys.

Just saw that this is within walking distance to my hotel so I’ll probably make a postgame appearance.  

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the tab will buy 200 $5 beers so as long as people aren't being assholes and getting pours of Blanton's or Weller 12 the tab should last quite a bit of the game with the number of RSVP's we have. We had quite a few people at Erin Rose albeit the drinks were substantially cheaper because of NOLA, but a $500 tab lasted from open till we did like 2 rounds of 20+ shots to kill the tab lol

Yea a few rounds of these killed that tab
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i'm in austin for work today and tomorrow and decided to stay through saturday due to the game.  did not realize tickets would be so pricey.  im at the hilton austin and google tells me this is a 10 minute walk...

oh, i also saw rece davis in the hotel lobby so i guess this is where the gameday crew is staying.

Enjoy you Fucks! I’ll will still be up here freezings my ass of in SD.

 

Fuck LSU and have a hell of a time guys...

Edited by Laxtonto

33 minutes ago, immamac said:

Awesome. You can probably get on a scooter and it'll be a 2 minute scooter ride haha. 

negged

The game?  Based on some of the drunks people I know who are in, that $1,000 tab won't make K̶i̶c̶k̶o̶f̶f̶ coin toss. .

Went incognito when I discovered it was right next door to where I ate dinner.  Those cupcakes look wonderful.  

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Too many spaces.

its a business expense for surly right?  so you can just write it off? 

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