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Surlyhorns LSU Game $1000 Bartab - T Squared 208 W 4th

Will you be attending? 116 members have voted

  1. 1. Are you coming to LSU Surlyhorns Texas Tavern bartab extravaganza?

    • Fuck yeah I'll watch the whole game there!
      19
    • I may drop in for a few during the game
      15
    • I'm going to the game, but will stop by after
      11
    • Nope only going to the game + tailgate
      14
    • Muledick
      57

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6:30 PM start time!?!?! WTF. Should start at noon. I’m looking for a place with AC to post up for a few hours before Uber-ing to the tailgate. This would have been perfect. 

Bernard

I’ll be there. Who wants to catch these hands? 😂😂😂

Will there be white claws?

Edited by Sgt Hulk

Are kids allowed?  I'm in charge of my three Rugrats Saturday.  If kids are allowed and someone sober can drive my minivan back to San Antonio afterwords .... Then maybe I'll be there . 

Don’t worry y’all. I’m with my girlfriend next door and downstairs at Dumont’s. Headed there next so tab will be gone by end of tonight 

Ok here now. Super bar. An aggy works here though so confused. I’m pretty sure I should talk up their chances tomorrow.

edit- the big tv’s are in the back of the bar and there is couch seating. So get here early 

Edited by justhookit

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3 hours ago, justhookit said:

Ok here now. Super bar. An aggy works here though so confused. I’m pretty sure I should talk up their chances tomorrow.

edit- the big tv’s are in the back of the bar and there is couch seating. So get here early 

We have that back room reserved brochacho. 

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

We have that back room reserved brochacho. 

Good because that’s the place to be. The bar seating and tv’s aren’t that bad but that’s not where I would want to watch the game. Did I mention there is an aggy working the bar? He was super cool but had no idea about tomorrow’s tab. I told him not to worry about it. Y’all are down to 750. Or maybe not but I tried to get a free beer. Y’all have fun nd hopefully might see all the muledicks celebrating after the game.

And while I’m at it what time and where do I need to be to watch Greg Davis try to beat DJ in the beer dash?

@immamac meant to quote you on that last one. Hopefully they pick up some business from this because it’s a nice bar and the employees - except the aggy of course - were great.

4 hours ago, immamac said:

We have that back room reserved brochacho. 

what time is this starting?  and do i just walk to the back room and say i'm from surly?

34 minutes ago, immamac said:

My wife will be opening the tab around 15 minutes before kick. Tab starts at kickoff. She's a pregnant lady with a long burnt orange dress 

Congrats!!

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

My wife will be opening the tab around 15 minutes before kick. Tab starts at kickoff. She's a pregnant lady with a long burnt orange dress 

Pics?  You know just to be sure 

21 minutes ago, immamac said:

She isn't dressed yet. Gonna be hard to miss a pregnant girl with a tight burnt orange full length dress on. 

I mean.......   hahahahaha. 

21 minutes ago, immamac said:

She isn't dressed yet. Gonna be hard to miss a pregnant girl with a tight burnt orange full length dress on. 

I mean.......   hahahahaha. 

Hmm. Immamac's already pregnant wife and couches in the back room. I like where this is going. 

Hmm. Immamac's already pregnant wife and couches in the back room. I like where this is going. 

There’s got to be a movie that starts like that. What do the couches look like?
2 hours ago, immamac said:

My wife will be opening the tab around 15 minutes before kick. Tab starts at kickoff. She's a pregnant lady with a long burnt orange dress 

Who was the lucky father ?

3 hours ago, immamac said:

pregnant girl with a tight burnt orange full length dress on. 

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4 hours ago, immamac said:

She isn't dressed yet. Gonna be hard to miss a pregnant girl with a tight burnt orange full length dress on. 

Better go ahead and post some pics so we know for sure

Whatever I voted, change it to definitely coming and on time. It’s so damn hot, I don’t have a ticket, there’s too many toothless people here in purple, and there’s a pregnant girl paying for free drinks.

44 minutes ago, deft said:

and there’s a pregnant girl paying for free drinks.

Order a White Russian.

That’ll be too sweet. Ya know what I’m saying.

Where is everyone?  People getting pissed we are holding the space for 6 people lol

 

Strange. I told a bunch of homeless people this week there would be an open tab.

So I’m here and hinging with MIA, but I’m still not convinced it’s your wife imma. Are there no pics at all?

I'll be there in 10. Tall Mexican with a chick that is out of my league

28 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I'll be there in 10. Tall Mexican with a chick that is out of my league

We own the end of the bar.. ordering insane rounds to kill the tab

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

We own the end of the bar.. ordering insane rounds to kill the tab

You know you don't actually have to blow all $1000 on 4 people?

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Getting white girl wasted, fuck the haters


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Saw some folks there. Drank with mia. Saw zepol. Had to bounce. Disappointing turnout from shaggy in my opinion.

1 minute ago, deft said:

Disappointing turnout from shaggy in my opinion.

Do we really want to meet each other in real life?

My wife and I had an amazing time. Really fun crowd and unlimited drinks-pretty awesome, really. @immamac ‘s beautiful wife did a great job of running the show. Will post pics tomorrow. 

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I an still here!!!!!

Shit, we went next door. Just walked by there about a half hour ago and the aggy working there told us y’all didn’t even use half the tab. I have disappoint.

I can confirm that I was there and our fearless leader gave me a shot and pickle juice.  

Didn’t make it by. I was stuck with the girlfriend’s parents and the sorrow of losing.

I hope you guys had a kick ass time!

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