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Lots of room in this mall.

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The band?

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Let us adjourn ourselves to the nearest table and overlook this establishment's board of fare

You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends.

We're on a mission from god

Shit I'm gonna tell you boys that's some of the best goddamn music we've had at the Country Bunker in a looong time.

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5 hours ago, thestud said:

There’s two honkies out front dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants

Don't you blaspheme in here!

Who wants an orange whip?  Orange whip? Orange whip?  Three orange whips. 

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Dammit, Cheeseweasel

I want to buy your women. The little girl. Your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children. 

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses. 

Hit it. 

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year

Bring me 4 fried chickens and a Coke. And dry white toast for my brother. 

Oh we got both kinds. We got country AND Western. 

How often does the train go by?

So often you won't even notice it. 

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1 hour ago, pops said:

Glue. Strong stuff. 

Don't you say a fucking word.

That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.

 

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

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7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.

 

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

Fix the cigarette lighter

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5 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Are you the police?

No ma'am. We're musicians.

Oh Mister Man! Mister Man!

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I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.

6 hours ago, RPM said:

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Oh, Jake.....

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