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#4

Let us adjourn ourselves to the nearest table and overlook this establishment's board of fare

#9

Shit I'm gonna tell you boys that's some of the best goddamn music we've had at the Country Bunker in a looong time.

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#15
5 hours ago, thestud said:

There’s two honkies out front dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants

Don't you blaspheme in here!

#16

Who wants an orange whip?  Orange whip? Orange whip?  Three orange whips. 

Edited by deadshank
Dammit, Cheeseweasel

#18

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses. 

Hit it. 

#20

Bring me 4 fried chickens and a Coke. And dry white toast for my brother. 

#22

How often does the train go by?

So often you won't even notice it. 

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#26
1 hour ago, pops said:

Glue. Strong stuff. 

Don't you say a fucking word.

#29

That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.

 

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

Edited by pyrohornIII

#31
7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.

 

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

Fix the cigarette lighter

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#35
5 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Are you the police?

No ma'am. We're musicians.

Oh Mister Man! Mister Man!

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#37

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

#40
6 hours ago, RPM said:

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Oh, Jake.....

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