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On 2/14/2022 at 2:44 PM, Neonmoon said:

We can't have a Surly thread without someone bitching for no reason, so I'll start. 

That poster is weak as fuck. Also, why not just call the series Obi-Wan? Why you got to full name the bitch like he killed the president? Is Obi-Wan a common ass name in this galaxy? If someone says Obi-Wan in a crowded bar, thirty motherfuckers going to turn around?

 

32 minutes ago, utee94 said:

May be an image of 1 person, outdoors and text that says 'STARWARS RATS ΚΕΝΟΒΙ'

Thanks for accepting my constructive criticism 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

May be an image of 1 person, outdoors and text that says 'STARWARS RATS ΚΕΝΟΒΙ'

So Kenobi spends ~17 years in the middle of no where on Tatooine doing HARD drugs and seeing visions like this?  Does he become don quioxte and this is why Owen calls him a crazy old hermit?  I know there are some gaps in what we know about the timeline, but I’m pretty sure Vader didn’t land a battalion of storm troopers in the desert and hunt kenobi. If he did he sucks at hunting people down. 

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

its a fake poster guys

Seeing how those kinda look like Snowtroopers on Tatooine, that would make sense.

its a fake poster guys

Seriously. Like, everyone knows Star Destroyers can’t fly that low.
1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:


Seriously. Like, everyone knows Star Destroyers can’t fly that low.

Don't even make that kind of statement without backing it up with science, bro.

10 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

its a fake poster guys

Obviously, because he'd be dead about 25 seconds after that battle started! 

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:


Seriously. Like, everyone knows Star Destroyers can’t fly that low.

They can idle quite well as long as your foot is on the clutch

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Obviously, because he'd be dead about 25 seconds after that battle started! 

Would he though?  We already know he is alive at a later date. Therefore, he would not die in that battle. Qed 

 

*I took logic proofs and theorems for computer science 20 years ago, so I know how to prove things

They can idle quite well as long as your foot is on the clutch
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God forbid you stall it at that altitude
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I can fap to this.

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Man, I am not a fan of prequels but that looks great.

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Umm…those appear to be inquisitors. 

Just now, UT_OB1 said:

Umm…those appear to be inquisitors. 

Correct.

Kids and I may watch that on loop for an hour

 All the feels

 

They could charge $30 pre access PER episode, and I would pay it all right now. 

“The fight is done. We lost.” Dang hearing him say it seems to hit harder. Also, every time I hear Duel of the Fates, I want to run through a brick wall with one of my old foldable cone lightsabers I had as a kid. 

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So is this thing going to end with "I guess the empire just forgot that Obi-Wan and young Luke were on Tatooine"?

1 minute ago, WBT said:

So is this thing going to end with "I guess the empire just forgot that Obi-Wan and young Luke were on Tatooine"?

Big bureaucracy...lots of inefficiencies and left hand/right hand sort of stuff ya know.  

Not a star wars nerd, but big fan of most.  That fukin soundtrack gave me chills (and boner).  Duel of the Fate is the shit.

Going off topic here -  the CGI is so good now, I kind of want Star Wars to be remade without the bluescreen.   But I don't.  Conflict.

 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

So is this thing going to end with "I guess the empire just forgot that Obi-Wan and young Luke were on Tatooine"?

More likely gonna end with Obi-Wan taking out everyone/anyone who knows with extreme prejudice. 

wonder when we get a maul tease or if they dont touch it since rebels ties that up nicely.

6 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

wonder when we get a maul tease or if they dont touch it since rebels ties that up nicely.

I'd be surprised if we get Maul.

I think this mostly takes place about 10 years before ANH.  That confrontation with Maul takes place like maybe 1-2 years before ANH.

35 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I'd be surprised if we get Maul.

I think this mostly takes place about 10 years before ANH.  That confrontation with Maul takes place like maybe 1-2 years before ANH.

hmh.  whatever, nerd.

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

More likely gonna end with Obi-Wan taking out everyone/anyone who knows with extreme prejudice. 

Needs a Vader like scene from Rogue One. Just cutting down the inquisitors in dark alley in Mos Eisley.  I bet we get a Quigon cameo. 

1 minute ago, UT_OB1 said:

Needs a Vader like scene from Rogue One. Just cutting down the inquisitors in dark alley in Mos Eisley.  I bet we get a Quigon cameo. 

There was a pretty in depth post on r/StarWarsLeaks yesterday. 

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I'd be surprised if we get Maul.

I think this mostly takes place about 10 years before ANH.  That confrontation with Maul takes place like maybe 1-2 years before ANH.

 

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I think Vader is present.   Listen at the end.   

And look at the alley scene at 1:22.  Recognize that blaster in the shadows?

Say what you want about the Mouse but if you are a Star Wars fan you have to admit they are on a roll. 

3 hours ago, WBT said:

So is this thing going to end with "I guess the empire just forgot that Obi-Wan and young Luke were on Tatooine"?

No, I think he goes offworld to throw the Empire off Luke's scent. Inquisitors have a specific mission, finding Jedi of all ages.

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