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         "Been waiting on yah Xavion...  Fuck Yeah!!" 🤘

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sorry for DP...

1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

 

Looks like he grew up in VY’s old hood. But Shadow Creek HS doesn’t serve that area at all.

Nothing better than fucking up aggy recruiting classes. 

Are the rumors that Xavion set Princely on his spike true?

29 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Looks like he grew up in VY’s old hood. But Shadow Creek HS doesn’t serve that area at all.

Watching that I was assuming a move was involved.  

Herman drinks Jimbo’s milkshake. Drinks it up!

Good choice of schools.

Welcome, and see you in the burnt soon enough.

Just now, CallusPhallus said:

Anyone got a write up on him? Awesome news

https://insidetexas.com/four-star-xavion-alford-picks-texas/

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Joe Cook on Alford: In its first season playing varsity football, Shadow Creek made it to the 5A state finals thanks to significant contributions from Alford.

The self-proclaimed “100 yard landlord” lives up to the billing making instinctual plays on the ball on the perimeter and in the middle of the field. He’s constantly in position in coverage against 5A slot receivers, and shows an above-average ability to play the ball in air.

Athletically, it’s obvious Alford has the ability to get to the right spot at the right time. His highlights from his junior season primarily show him playing the pass with limited to no highlights against the run. It’s something he’ll have to do at a highlight level at Texas with the emphasis on funneling plays toward safeties in Texas’ defense. He’s not afraid to throw his body around. Maintaining his athleticism and adding mass will help Alford succeed in college.

 

Hookem.

Re: 100YardLandLord, I have some concern that his domain doesn't extend into the two endzones. Could be a redzone liability. 

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Herman drinks Jimbo’s milkshake. Drinks it up!

Can someone edit this with Herman and Jimbo?daniel day lewis GIF

Edited by Fondren & Main

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3 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Watching that I was assuming a move was involved.  

Yeah. It's not like it's 15 minutes or so away. 

Tom Herman is doing his best impersonation of Sonny beating down that guy (aggy) in the street in the Godfather.  Bout to hit them over the head with a trashcan.  

10 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Tom Herman is doing his best impersonation of Sonny beating down that guy (aggy) in the street in the Godfather.  Bout to hit them over the head with a trashcan.  

Nah. This is more like what they did to Sonny on the turnpike. No warning, just a metric shit ton of bullets.

45 second conversation at a crosswalk today on East Franklin, across from UNC. Dude saw my Longhorn T, flashed a hook'em, and after cursory "Hi, how are you, where you from?" promptly said: "Stole one from aggy today. God bless Jimbo Fisher, may he pretend to coach forever."

No idea his Surly handle, but he sure seemed like one of you degenerates.

Anyway, the next time we need recruiting momentum, I'll have to move further east. Maybe Morrocco.

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

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Yeah. It's not like it's 15 minutes or so away. 

Umm,  actually it is 15 minutes or less. A lot of first/second middle class generation AAs move to those area off 288 for ease of access to family and friends back in their previous neighborhoods.  

Sorry if my sarcasm meter missed this one. 

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

Rep for Mr. Alford on some Phil for us olds. 

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Can someone edit this with Herman and Jimbo?daniel day lewis GIF

Freaking A

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