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Evans has made more than one bust list this week , so there’s that.
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Glad my stashing of Tate the last few weeks paid off. Until the first time I start him....

new englands defense is fucking awesome. I dont think i can stream them when it comes time for their bye

12 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Brady is vulturing the fuck out of Michel tonight.

They gave Michel two early 3rd and short and 4th and short opportunities and he didn’t convert either. I knew we were in a lot of trouble after that. I’m just happy they threw him a few passes

14 hours ago, UnivTex34 said:

Glad my stashing of Tate the last few weeks paid off. Until the first time I start him....

It’ll be interesting to see what happens when Engram, Shepard, and Barkley come back. 

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Since Gurley’s gonna fuck me, Jordan Howard @ Minn or Mike Williams v. Pitt (non-PPR)? 

You know I’m leaning Philly. 

1 hour ago, spystud13 said:

Since Gurley’s gonna fuck me, Jordan Howard @ Minn or Mike Williams v. Pitt (non-PPR)? 

You know I’m leaning Philly. 

I don’t really like either this week, but I can’t stsrt mike Williams until he proves something to me. At least you know Howard is going to get the carries and the goal line work.

Damn, I didn’t realize he had so many targets last week. I still think I’d go Howard though.

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2 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Assuming Gurley is out:

Robert Woods or Malcom Brown against SF?

half ppr 

Probably would go Malcolm.  Should get decent volume and some goal line work.

I have to bench one of these WR's:

Evans vs. Car (In England)

Tyreek Hill vs. HOU

Fitz vs. ATL

Lockett @ CLE

I kind of want to bench Evans, but I can't wait to see if Hill is active because of the dumb fucking early start time in the CAR/TB game.

If I bench Evans and Hill is inactive, my only other option is Mehtt Breida.

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

I have to bench one of these WR's:

Evans vs. Car (In England)

Tyreek Hill vs. HOU

Fitz vs. ATL

Lockett @ CLE

I kind of want to bench Evans, but I can't wait to see if Hill is active because of the dumb fucking early start time in the CAR/TB game.

If I bench Evans and Hill is inactive, my only other option is Mehtt Breida.

Man, that’s tough because I think Hill is going to be inactive, but Id just say fuck it and fall back on Brieda, because I’d want to start those guys over mike Evans with his matchup. 

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So here's my TE situation.  12 team, PPR, must start 1TE and CAN start 2 with 2nd at the FLEX.

I typically carry 1TE, but have been fishing like a madman with roster spots available from solid depth at WR & RB.  My QB, DST, and K are all locked in at 1 spot each.

Gerald Everett, starter this week. Picked up on waivers this week, dropping OJ.

Hunter Henry, picked up 2 weeks ago on waivers for later...

Chris Herndon IV, picked up 2 weeks ago on waivers originally for his return this week.  Now he's hurt.

 

Vance McDonald is available without waiver process.  He's had one decent game and 3 stinkers, but plays in what CAN be a productive offense, moreso that the freaking Jets.

Hockensen is on waivers.  i would need to win the waivers for him tonight.

 

Would you drop Herndon and his potential for McD or Hockensen?

 

 

Whats this bullshit with Kamara questionable?  Hopefully some Sean Payton double-secret bullshittery?

Yep, he’s gonna fuck a bunch of people tomorrow, myself included. 

David Johnson could too. 

I have Mahomes and Watson on my dynasty team. Who should I starts?

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Watson has the hotter hand.

That's a toss-up, win:win call if I ever saw one.

Hopefully you didn’t wake up to seeing that Winston has wrecked your fantasy day before it started.

31 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

I have Mahomes and Watson on my dynasty team. Who should I starts?

I’d start Watson because of the injuries with the chiefs (including mahomes, I guess), but why do you have both? I feel like that would be a nightmare deciding week to week. I know it’s hard to trade qbs, and get what their perceived market value, but you gotta trade one of those guys. I’m sure you have a hole on your roster somewhere.  

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Schefter says DJ is playing, but it won’t be official for awhile. 

 

And Tyreek is in, so he’s #1. 

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1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

David Johnson going to start?  
 

and is Robinson the de facto WR1 for KC with Sammy out?

Hill is active. Pringle got the most targets last week. So no, I don’t think so. 

So, who do I bench? 0.5PPR 

Hill vs. HOU

Lockett @ CLE

Fitz vs. ATL

27 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I’d start Watson because of the injuries with the chiefs (including mahomes, I guess), but why do you have both? I feel like that would be a nightmare deciding week to week. I know it’s hard to trade qbs, and get what their perceived market value, but you gotta trade one of those guys. I’m sure you have a hole on your roster somewhere.  

Fair feedback. I’m regularly looking for trade opportunities but my league is pretty competitive and most offers are pretty one-sided. My league has very deep benches so I find more value in retaining multiple tier one QBs than pawning one off for scraps. 

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30 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Hill is active. Pringle got the most targets last week. So no, I don’t think so. 

So, who do I bench? 0.5PPR 

Hill vs. HOU

Lockett @ CLE

Fitz vs. ATL

Whoever you bench will go 8/ 110yds and 2 TDs.

( Those are 3 good picks, but I would lean towards benching Fitz, not because he sucks, but I just see more upside on the other 2.)

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Looks like Cousins is your qb stream of the week. 25 in the first half. 

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Tyler Boyd 1 catch for 4 yards.

Most impressive for my WR1.

57 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Looks like Cousins is your qb stream of the week. 25 in the first half. 

Philly can stop the run, not so much that throwing stuff. 

 

Of course I leave McLaurin (2TDs) on the bench today, going with Lindsay instead.  Fortunately my opponent left Diggs on the bench, so still in it.   

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Lamar Jackson is very very close to starting two players in one spot in the lineup.  All that runnin makes me a bit nervous though...

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rams have like 30 yards passing and I started Everett at TE.

 

Tennessee beat the Bears at Soldier Field by scoring 19, but getting shut out today by Denver/  My opponent has their DST.

 

Fuck Fantasy Football.

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Opponent's top score in first 5 weeks of the year: 104

My score, with Aaron Jones still to go: 105

 

His score 146.  Holy furk.

I picked the wrong week to face Matt fucking Ryan.  Of course, my opponent had Ewok on the bench, so I was fucked either way he chose.

Looks like I'll need a big night from Kerryon and GB defense tomorrow to have a shot.  

I would like to personally thank Amari's quad for this week's W. 

If you played will fuller today you dodged a serious bullet. My god, man. He was getting deep targets left and right, and he kept dropping them. I’m facing him in two leagues. 

28 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

If you played will fuller today you dodged a serious bullet. My god, man. He was getting deep targets left and right, and he kept dropping them. I’m facing him in two leagues. 

*against will fuller 

Benching Fitz was the right call. Lockett outscored him by like 0.8.

Evans cobbled together a solid game too.

Just because the TE position is already fun, Dissly is confirmed with a torn Achilles. 

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