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Up fucking 28 points against Mahomes, but I have T. Hill - so I might be ok.  Firs half winding down.  KC kicking on 4th and 4.  Running into the motherfucking kicker.  Now Mahomes throws a TD to Kelce and is on pace to beat me.  


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55 minutes ago, deech said:

Up fucking 28 points against Mahomes, but I have T. Hill - so I might be ok.  Firs half winding down.  KC kicking on 4th and 4.  Running into the motherfucking kicker.  Now Mahomes throws a TD to Kelce and is on pace to beat me.  


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Everyone is eating tonight, except hill. 

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

Everyone is eating tonight, except hill. 

Swear to god.  One more TD and I am completely and totally done with fantasy football forever.

7 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Everyone is eating tonight, except hill. 

This year - head to head I would be 13-2 against my opponent in the final.

Good thing I started Lockett and sat Andrews. Up to D Parker and A Jones to get me at least 15 combined points tomorrow for the win.

If the Bears take these timeouts, I'm driving to Chicago and murdering their entire front office.

They better not pass on 4th and 6

Lost because DJ Moore going out of the game... He had one point I lost by five.

So even with Carson going out and Dak/Zeke having terrible games I find myself with a 5 point lead (opponents team really shit the bed). My opponent is done and I have Thielen going tonight. Seems like I’ve got it locked up but yahoo seems to think I still have a 6% chance of losing. So they’re saying there’s a 6% chance Thielen scores negative 5.2 points? So is the play here to put Thielen on the bench and leave the receiver slot empty?

No. Yahoo’s maths are way off sometimes. I’d play him and run up the score. 

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In both of my leagues the team with Lamar Jackson at QB won the league. At least one of him or McCafferey are probably on 60% of championship teams. 

No Lamar in my finals, and he didn’t even make the playoffs (only 4 teams get in).

 

I do have CMC, though.

 

Looking decent going into next week for me.

 

Edit: The Lamar owner did win my other league.

I took out McCaffrey in the semifinal and have a 32 point lead on Lamar in the finals.  He's got Boone tonight.  I like my odds.  Thanks to Saquon for waking up in the playoffs.

1 hour ago, Anton Chigurh said:

No Lamar in my finals, and he didn’t even make the playoffs (only 4 teams get in).

 

I do have CMC, though.

 

Looking decent going into next week for me.

 

Edit: The Lamar owner did win my other league.

 

There isn’t anything worse than week 17 playoffs 

 
There isn’t anything worse than week 17 playoffs 


You right. It sucks ass. Lost the last two years in the finals in this league because of week 17 shenanigans.

That’s exactly why we don’t do week 17. Also thank you Aaron Jones. Just sealed my championship with that touchdown.

2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

That’s exactly why we don’t do week 17. Also thank you Aaron Jones. Just sealed my championship with that touchdown.

Same.  Had to overcome Barkley and Mahomes.   

Third title in a row.   Same league for 20 years.  Need to add up FAAb transactions but payout for first is usually a couple grand. 

Doing no limit FAAb auctions has really goosed our payouts.  

2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

That’s exactly why we don’t do week 17. Also thank you Aaron Jones. Just sealed my championship with that touchdown.

Same.  Had to overcome Barkley and Mahomes.   

Third title in a row.   Same league for 20 years.  Need to add up FAAb transactions but payout for first is usually a couple grand. 

Doing no limit FAAb auctions has really goosed our payouts.  

On 12/23/2019 at 10:52 PM, Michael Knight said:

I had Rodgers and Adams tonight, thanks assholes.

I had Adams.  He was a little above his averages.

On 12/23/2019 at 1:36 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

In both of my leagues the team with Lamar Jackson at QB won the league. At least one of him or McCafferey are probably on 60% of championship teams. 

I had both. Only lost one game all year. 

 

Can I just vent for a moment about the potential absurdity of fantasy football?

I dominated my big $ league all year, losing in the last two weeks to the #2 and 3 teams by less than 5 points, but still out scoring the field by 20+ points. That put me in the 3 seed but I was still poised to dominate in the playoffs.

Enter week 14, where 3 of the top 4 teams, routinely scoring 130+ each week, scored under 85 points, thus allowing four 6-7 teams to advance to the semi finals.

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The guy who won the league, for a 5k payout mind you, had the second lowest total points for the season.

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I don’t understand how the playoffs work at all. I was tied for best record in the regular season, lost first round of playoffs but won the loser’s/consolation bracket. The person I beat won the league and I came in third.
 

lolwut?

22 hours ago, Party_Taco said:

Can I just vent for a moment about the potential absurdity of fantasy football?

I dominated my big $ league all year, losing in the last two weeks to the #2 and 3 teams by less than 5 points, but still out scoring the field by 20+ points. That put me in the 3 seed but I was still poised to dominate in the playoffs.

Enter week 14, where 3 of the top 4 teams, routinely scoring 130+ each week, scored under 85 points, thus allowing four 6-7 teams to advance to the semi finals.

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The guy who won the league, for a 5k payout mind you, had the second lowest total points for the season.

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Don't join a league that diminishes the regular season by not providing a bye and making an eight team playoff.   Should have been:

1.  Bigg Ballers - BYE

2.  Scoring Lizzards - BYE

3v.6, 4v5 

You still lose in the first round of the playofffs, but I suspect the 1 seed and 2 seed do better.

22 hours ago, Party_Taco said:

Can I just vent for a moment about the potential absurdity of fantasy football?

I dominated my big $ league all year, losing in the last two weeks to the #2 and 3 teams by less than 5 points, but still out scoring the field by 20+ points. That put me in the 3 seed but I was still poised to dominate in the playoffs.

Enter week 14, where 3 of the top 4 teams, routinely scoring 130+ each week, scored under 85 points, thus allowing four 6-7 teams to advance to the semi finals.

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The guy who won the league, for a 5k payout mind you, had the second lowest total points for the season.

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Yeah if you’re in a 12 team league it’s pretty standard to either have a 6 team playoff where the top 2 records have a bye week, or to just do a 4 team playoff. 8 teams seems absurd, especially if there’s no real advantage to finishing anywhere between 1 and 8. I don’t think I’d join a league like that.

I had both. Only lost one game all year. 
 



Same. Anyone doing a playoff league? How’s that work? Trying to find one.

Essentially Mostert (me) vs Gould (opp) for the championship tonight.

Gould had 8 points quickly but that Mostert score has me up by 5.

Essentially Mostert (me) vs Gould (opp) for the championship tonight.

Gould had 8 points quickly but that Mostert score has me up by 5.



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11 hours ago, Anton Chigurh said:

Essentially Mostert (me) vs Gould (opp) for the championship tonight.

Gould had 8 points quickly but that Mostert score has me up by 5.

You need to tell your commissioner that the season should end on week 16. NFL week 17 is notoriously awful for fantasy football with top players around the league sitting. 

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2 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

You need to tell your commissioner that the season should end on week 16. NFL week 17 is notoriously awful for fantasy football with top players around the league sitting. 

That’s an August discussion, not Dec/ Jan. 

My 12 team league had an 8 team playoff.  I was supposed to be the two seed but due to divisional imbalance I was three.  Ended up saving me as the 7th seed got lucky and beat the 2 seed.  Leaving me with the 7 seed.  Luck is a factor

On 12/27/2019 at 7:13 PM, HiggyBaby said:

 

 


Same. Anyone doing a playoff league? How’s that work? Trying to find one.

 

 

we are looking to do one for the first time - 4 teams, with limited rosters, for the playoffs.  anyone know a decent site that would host such a thing? 

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On 12/30/2019 at 1:02 PM, closetohumping said:

You guys have a favorite draft position?

Yes.  Do a real league and have an auction. 

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