April 3, 20187 yr Popular Post You buy the wife new boobs and you won't be needing that lawnmower anymore when you're living in an apartment after she takes half your shit in a divorce.
April 3, 20187 yr You'll get to use the mower at least once a week for most of the year. Get the mower.
April 3, 20187 yr Get a used mower on craigslist and buy the wifes next boyfriend some tits. It is called paying it forward.
April 3, 20187 yr 26 minutes ago, Stros said: Why not both gif Or get a 26" and pay for one boob. Then she'll stick around till you pay for the other half.
April 3, 20187 yr Mower will vibrate your sweaty taint. Your big tittied wife ain't got no time for that.
April 3, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, elfenix said: if that's the boobs, definitely spring for the mower More like udders.
April 3, 20187 yr A. I'm missing the before pictures (of wife, not the lawn)...must be a glitch in the new website. B. I'd need to see how each handle first.
April 3, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, South Austin said: I don't have the time to mow my lawn, so wife got the new tits. i mowed your mom's tits last night
April 3, 20187 yr 25 minutes ago, deadshank said: i mowed your mom's tits last night She told me. Said your blades were dull.
April 3, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: The mower, clearly. Fakers suck. Disagree in part. Fake tits are generally not better than good sized pre-kids real tits. Fake tits can be much better than sagging aged post-babies tits, especially if done by a quality doc.
April 3, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Frank The Tank said: You buy the wife new boobs and you won't be needing that lawnmower anymore when you're living in an apartment after she takes half your shit in a divorce.
April 3, 20187 yr Having been faced with this choice before, I now pay a guy to mow my lawn while I enjoy working on my motor-boating skills.
April 3, 20187 yr Disagree in part. Fake tits are generally not better than good sized pre-kids real tits. Fake tits can be much better than sagging aged post-babies tits, especially if done by a quality doc. 1234
April 3, 20187 yr Funny should be some pics of tits somewhere here for comparison purposes. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
April 4, 20187 yr I hate fake tits almost as much as mowing the lawn. Go to Vegas and put it all on black. Live a little.
April 4, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, TexArcher said: I hate fake tits almost as much as mowing the lawn. Go to Vegas and put it all on black. Live a little. This is the correct answer
April 4, 20187 yr You spent money to keep your money. Wise move. Besides, if you want a chick with bigger boobs hookers cost way less than divorces.
April 4, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, Both Tacos said: Decision done. At least the yard will look nice and perky. Evidently the lawn company that mows my lawn was targeted by ICE last weekend, Got a call on Monday that they are having severe labor shortages and can't cut my lawn anymore. Looks like you are ready for the business.
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