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You buy the wife new boobs and you won't be needing that lawnmower anymore when you're living in an apartment after she takes half your shit in a divorce.

get the mower. it's an asset. you are buying the tits for her next boyfriend.

You'll get to use the mower at least once a week for most of the year. Get the mower.

is there any way you could get the new boyfriend to mow your yard?

Get a used mower on craigslist and buy the wifes next boyfriend some tits. It is called paying it forward.

26 minutes ago, Stros said:

Why not both gif

Or get a 26" and pay for one boob.  Then she'll stick around till you pay for the other half.

Mower will vibrate your sweaty taint.  Your big tittied wife ain't got no time for that.

if that's the boobs, definitely spring for the mower

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

if that's the boobs, definitely spring for the mower

More like udders.  

A. I'm missing the before pictures (of wife, not the lawn)...must be a glitch in the new website.

B. I'd need to see how each handle first.

Your friends can borrow one if you need extra folding money.  The other is a mower 

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I don't have the time to mow my lawn, so wife got the new tits. 

i mowed your mom's tits last night

25 minutes ago, deadshank said:

i mowed your mom's tits last night

She told me.  Said your blades were dull.

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

The mower, clearly.  Fakers suck.

Disagree in part.  Fake tits are generally not better than good sized pre-kids real tits.  Fake tits can be much better than sagging aged post-babies tits, especially if done by a quality doc. 

2 hours ago, Frank The Tank said:

You buy the wife new boobs and you won't be needing that lawnmower anymore when you're living in an apartment after she takes half your shit in a divorce.

 

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I was curious as to the slapping sound coming forth from my sacagawea area.

Having been faced with this choice before, I now pay a guy to mow my lawn while I enjoy working on my motor-boating skills.

Disagree in part.  Fake tits are generally not better than good sized pre-kids real tits.  Fake tits can be much better than sagging aged post-babies tits, especially if done by a quality doc. 


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Funny should be some pics of tits somewhere here for comparison purposes.


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You know how I know you’re gay?

I hate fake tits almost as much as mowing the lawn.  

Go to Vegas and put it all on black.  Live a little.

You'll only enjoy riding one during the brief time you'll own it

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I hate fake tits almost as much as mowing the lawn.  

Go to Vegas and put it all on black.  Live a little.

This is the correct answer

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Decision done. At least the yard will look nice and perky. 4b3eb2fd3a8adb880af902847440a7cc.jpg

Good call. Make your wife’s boyfriend pay for the tits.

 

You chose wisely.   Now hide the rest of your assets before the divorce.

5 hours ago, Both Tacos said:

Decision done. At least the yard will look nice and perky. 4b3eb2fd3a8adb880af902847440a7cc.jpg

Evidently the lawn company that mows my lawn was targeted by ICE last weekend, Got a call on Monday that they are having severe labor shortages and can't cut my lawn anymore.  Looks like you are ready for the business.   

Your wife may want to do something about that upper lip.

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