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46 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Your wife may want to do something about that upper lip.

Goonie goo goo

2 hours ago, swTXSU said:

Evidently the lawn company that mows my lawn was targeted by ICE last weekend, Got a call on Monday that they are having severe labor shortages and can't cut my lawn anymore.  Looks like you are ready for the business.   

Mow Managers?  I got the same call.

14 minutes ago, GhostRider said:

Mow Managers?  I got the same call.

Yep, I had just changed over to a new debit card and they had just mowed.  If I had known they were going to dump me...........

Fake tits suck. Zero turn mowers rule.

On 4/3/2018 at 4:07 PM, Uncle Nate said:

 

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...and the mower, too.

 

Decision done. At least the yard will look nice and perky. 4b3eb2fd3a8adb880af902847440a7cc.jpg


I have the same mower.
My wife has her same tits.

You came to the right decision. You’ll definitely enjoy the mower more than you’ll enjoy the next dude enjoying the fake cans.

I saw that mower at Lowe’s , was around 3700. What kind of shit boob job where you gonna get ??

I bought a 60 inch deck Bad boy and tits for my wife. Already had a 54 inch Kubota. Surly 1%?

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I saw that mower at Lowe’s , was around 3700. What kind of shit boob job where you gonna get ??
Craigslist or a trip to Mexico. Thought about possibly there is a used market? Come on, what about someone that dies that has a tit job. They aren't going to need them anymore. Gotta be a used market. If not, great business idea for Derka.
On 4/3/2018 at 1:58 PM, Frank The Tank said:

You buy the wife new boobs and you won't be needing that lawnmower anymore when you're living in an apartment after she takes half your shit in a divorce.

Now, that my friend is called having some clarity & foresight... 

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