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30 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Is everyone in the universe hoping these two fuck up and don't make the playoffs?

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    Congratulations Texas

  • Eh.  It was a disappointing season.  But being ranked is better than not being ranked, especially when it's hilariously one spot ahead of the ags.  

  • I've always maintained that the best setup is 8 teams - all 5 P5 champs, 3 at large and stipulations where a G5 with a certain record/ AP ranking gets in.  Auto-bids to the conference champs imme

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Just a to prepare y’all. While the ESPN power rankings is a shit index, it has Texas going from #9 to 24 this morning. aggy plummets from #12 to 13

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a to prepare y’all. While the ESPN power rankings is a shit index, it has Texas going from #9 to 24 this morning. aggy plummets from #12 to 13

SECSECSEC!   Fuck ESPN.  If Gameday and Herbstreit never come back to Austin, I'd be fine with that.

Clemson is not close to being the best team in the country.  They couldn't put an aggy team that played like shit away big time at home last night.  Any real SEC SEC SEC team would have beat Clemson.  So would Ohio St, OU, Texas,  Wisconsin, and a few more.

7 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

5 of top 10 are SEc, including a garbage UF. Seems legit. 

what a retarded ranking ROFL.  Oregon loses to Auburn and is ahead of us while we lost to a top 5 team.  Michigan barely scrapes by Army after shitting and rolling in their own fecal explosion and still ahead of us.  Fuck all these dumb cunts media cock suckers.

How do you lose to #6 and go to #24 from #9, that doesn’t even make sense...

aggy got embarrassed and we took it down to the wire. espn is goofy.

5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

thats the FPI shit, i have no idea how they calculate it.  obviously the algorithm fucking sucks.  In this one we are 15 and TAMU at 19 though.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27562972/college-football-power-rankings-week-2

Yes, We're #24 in FPI: http://www.espn.com/college-football/statistics/teamratings

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13 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

5 of top 10 are SEc, including a garbage UF. Seems legit. 

Leave the Gata out of your sec masturbatory fantasies

Let the record show the Gata beat Miami in week 0 with a week less of practice and fell out of the top 10...  secsec?   

UF did throttle their cupcake yesterday and emptied the bench and looked good doing it.  /no10rc

If you're looking for outrage, I give you Michigan.

1 minute ago, Loco said:

Leave the Gata out of your sec masturbatory fantasies

Let the record show the Gata beat Miami in week 0 with a week less of practice and fell out of the top 10...  secsec?   

UF did throttle their cupcake yesterday and emptied the bench and looked good doing it.  /no10rc

If you're looking for outrage, I give you Michigan.

Why not both? 

If you think UF and Barn are top 10 teams, ok.  

 

2 minutes ago, Loco said:

Leave the Gata out of your sec masturbatory fantasies

Let the record show the Gata beat Miami in week 0 with a week less of practice and fell out of the top 10...  secsec?   

UF did throttle their cupcake yesterday and emptied the bench and looked good doing it.  /no10rc

If you're looking for outrage, I give you Michigan.

No, no.. he’s right. Florida is garbage. Never fear as your top ten matchup with Kentucky looms. Such a fucking joke. 

Lots of football season left... Horns need to get back to winning games and the rankings stuff will improve.

Win next 3 games (Rice, OkSt, WVa) and it sets up a great game with blOU... 🤘

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Is Miami at a neutral site not a good win? 

I'm not saying UF is top 10, I'm saying this common mantra on Surly that sec teams always rise is not accurate.  UF looked rough (missed a full week of practices) in a win against a talented team and dropped.  It happened.

thats the FPI shit, i have no idea how they calculate it.  obviously the algorithm fucking sucks.  In this one we are 15 and TAMU at 19 though.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27562972/college-football-power-rankings-week-2
Losing by a single score to a top 10 sec team only doesn't impact you negatively if you're also sec. Haven't you guys been paying attention?
1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a to prepare y’all. While the ESPN power rankings is a shit index, it has Texas going from #9 to 24 this morning. aggy plummets from #12 to 13

We aren't going to fall much in either poll.

Clemson is not close to being the best team in the country.


I mean, who knows whether they actually are or aren’t the best team. But to say they aren’t even close might be the dumbest thing I’ve read in decades.
1 hour ago, Loco said:

Is Miami at a neutral site not a good win? 

I'm not saying UF is top 10, I'm saying this common mantra on Surly that sec teams always rise is not accurate.  UF looked rough (missed a full week of practices) in a win against a talented team and dropped.  It happened.

Miami is 0-2.

2 hours ago, Loco said:

Is Miami at a neutral site not a good win? 

I'm not saying UF is top 10, I'm saying this common mantra on Surly that sec teams always rise is not accurate.  UF looked rough (missed a full week of practices) in a win against a talented team and dropped.  It happened.

no its not a good win, fuck gator they eat shit and arent top 15

Best 1 loss team in the country. Suck it aggy.

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a to prepare y’all. While the ESPN power rankings is a shit index, it has Texas going from #9 to 24 this morning. aggy plummets from #12 to 13

Lol wut? 

2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Clemson is not close to being the best team in the country.  They couldn't put an aggy team that played like shit away big time at home last night.  Any real SEC SEC SEC team would have beat Clemson.  So would Ohio St, OU, Texas,  Wisconsin, and a few more.

Lulz

Take it you didn't watch the game? 

Clemson is not close to being the best team in the country.  They couldn't put an aggy team that played like shit away big time at home last night.  Any real SEC SEC SEC team would have beat Clemson.  So would Ohio St, OU, Texas,  Wisconsin, and LSU.


There, fify.
2 hours ago, Loco said:

Is Miami at a neutral site not a good win? 

I'm not saying UF is top 10, I'm saying this common mantra on Surly that sec teams always rise is not accurate.  UF looked rough (missed a full week of practices) in a win against a talented team and dropped.  It happened.

We're all a little pissed today and taking it out on you. Prepare your anus. 

 

But seriously, this is fucked up. Espn had us go from 9 to 24. Let that sink in. How? We lost as the underdog by a TD, and get sent to the end of the top 25. Wtf? I know we're young, but Jesus Christ. 

1. Clemson

2. Bama

3. UGA

4. LSU

5. OU

6. tOSU

7. ND

8. Auburn

9. Florida

10. Michigan

11. Utah

12. Texas

13. Penn State

14. Wisconsin

15. Oregon

16. TAMU

17. UCF

18. MSU

19. IOWA

20. Washington State

21. UMD

22. BSU

23. U. of Washington

24. USC

25. UVA

Meat Chicken at 10 is a flat out refusal to admit a preseason mistake or “rank each week” approach. 

We somehow dropped out despite the bye. Whatever. We deserved to drop last week and didn’t.

Texas will be 7 or 8 through the end of year and b4 the bowl game

3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Meat Chicken at 10 is a flat out refusal to admit a preseason mistake or “rank each week” approach. 

mich wont' be ranked by year end and good shot to miss a bowl

I understand why we are ranked where we are but I honestly think we’d easily beat teams #7-11.

38 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We're all a little pissed today and taking it out on you. Prepare your anus. 

 

But seriously, this is fucked up. Espn had us go from 9 to 24. Let that sink in. How? We lost as the underdog by a TD, and get sent to the end of the top 25. Wtf? I know we're young, but Jesus Christ. 

Maybe wait until the actual polls come out before working yourself into a lather over whatever fancy (and internal) new formula ESPN is trying to pimp.

Not sure why so many people get bent out of shape over rankings.  Unless it's early December and you are ranked #5 or 6, it don't make a shit.   We probably aren't playoff contenders.  I guess it helps with recruiting.  Bit so does winning the conference and a good bowl game.

i will take #12..

If we are going to lose, losing close in the 2nd week to a top 5 non conference team is the way to go.

Pretty sure we would be favored on a neutral field against the 5 teams ranked directly in front of us. 

We are ranked just fine.  That Michigan team coached by that dockers wearing fraud is not

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Maybe wait until the actual polls come out before working yourself into a lather over whatever fancy (and internal) new formula ESPN is trying to pimp.

It's just mind-bottling at their incompetence 

How are the aggy  ranked? They got their shit pushed in and they only dropped 4 spots?

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really, this is one year we can not waste any energy at all on the polls.

win the league.  beat thieves twice.

win.

the.

fucking.

league.

nothing else matters.

 

it's like pool in the prem.  winning europe is irrelevant until they can win england.

win the league.

2 minutes ago, Chad said:

How are the aggy  ranked? They got their shit pushed in and they only dropped 4 spots?

barn needs a quality win in 2 weeks to set barn up as quality wins for kitty and satan.

How were they not impressed with our big win over McNeese? I mean everyone saw it in ESPN+ right?

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