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    Continental Op

    This made me think of this for some reason:  

  • Would it kill a minor league to just have decent names for once?  Something plural and local will always be better than Blaze or Crew or Wind or whatever bullshit they usually concoct.

  • Roughnecks is better than the stupid Texans.

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This shit is still alive?

On 4/12/2023 at 9:16 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Yep. It's not going anywhere

nobody would know if it did. f'n womens college hoops had like 30X the attention, lulz

On 4/12/2023 at 10:08 AM, Jshep34 said:

Stlouis averages 37k per game.

Hell yeah those people go all out. You know they've wanted a team again since the Rams left. 

We paid $4/ ticket for a Seattle Sea Dragons XFL game. About twice as many people there as I expected, including an alarming number who were taking it really seriously. At least 100 people dressed in dragon costumes.

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Got invited to the last two SA games and had a good time.  They had a real chance yesterday against the Huskers, I mean Defenders but couldn't hit the 53 yard field goal to keep the playoff hopes alive.  Players are really accessible. One came up into the stands and hung around to take pics with the fans.  Most came by to thank the fans as they went to the locker room. As usual, SA supports well.  Not as crowded or loud as UTSA games, but the dome is still a good home venue.  I hope it lasts.  

I honestly have zero idea which league is which (XFL vs USFL) or which teams belong in which league. I'm sure I could look that shit up on ESPN or some shit, but I'll just forget it by tomorrow. 

Yesterday the USFL had a team with 49er uniforms up against something that looked like the Michigan Wolverines had mixed their laundry with some wrong color clothes.

Playoffs are set: the north division is DC Defenders vs Seattle Sea Dragons and the south division is Houston Roughnecks vs Arlington Renegades. Root for Houston. Fuck Arlington because bag of dicks eatin Bob Stoops is the HC. 

Arlington Renegades and bog of dicks Bob Stoops are going to the championship game.... MOTHER.... FUCKER!

DC wins big in the north division title game. Championship game in 2 weeks from the Alamodome in San Antonio is set: Bag of dicks Bob Stoops vs DC Defenders.

  • 2 weeks later...
34 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Nothing says "big time league" like a 4-6 team playing for the championship.

Big Game Bob= big time league.

Admittedly I haven't followed this league for shit. But the ESPN homepage showed that the championship game was on and entering the 4th qtr, so I turned it on and immediately saw old bag of dicks celebrating an interception. I had completely forgotten he was the head coach.  Turned it off. Fuck that shit

Overheard on the broadcast earlier "... he's also a licensed plumber." 🪠

Happy for my college classmate and friend Luis Perez, but mad that it also means Bob Stoops won…..
No shit? I would guess he will get some NFL interest.
11 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:
12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
Happy for my college classmate and friend Luis Perez, but mad that it also means Bob Stoops won…..

No shit? I would guess he will get some NFL interest.

He was on a few NFL practice squads and they released him. Proving all of them wrong! The Vegas Vipers have gotta be kicking themselves for trading him away. 

 

If you would tell me Bob would follow Barry's footsteps and bring a pro title to Arlington, I'd have said you're full of shit.  Here we are.  Unreal. 

 Big Game Bob.  He’s still got it.  😂

 

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Which team does Jeff Fisher coach?

On 4/23/2023 at 10:20 PM, Blotto said:

I honestly have zero idea which league is which (XFL vs USFL) or which teams belong in which league. I'm sure I could look that shit up on ESPN or some shit, but I'll just forget it by tomorrow. 

If you stopped on a game and there were some people in the stands, it was XFL, if not it was USFL.  

12 hours ago, WBT said:

Which team does Jeff Fisher coach?

None. Fisher was coach of the Michigan Panthers last year in the USFL, but was fired after finishing 2-8. LOL that cocksucker can't even win in the minor leagues. 

Looking forward to subscribing to Sports Illustrated and getting some of that Arlington Renegades Championship swag. 
 

TBH, Battlehawks is a cool mascot name. 

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