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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Do you know how long it has been here? Here is Derric Evans from Dallas Carter signing his NLOI with Tennessee.

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Dude's dressed like he's in the ice bath after a tricky Alpine stage in the TdF.

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    I just think it's great when former players come back to campus and give back to the current players. Aggie Network FTW. 

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    Condensing the great work done by @Neonmoon, @Burt Macklin, etc. Five-star WR and aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it wa

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24 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

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Manny, look at these Pelicans fly! Come on, Pelican!!

  • 4 weeks later...

 

The UIL "took away" your senior season much in the same way eating a metric ton of red meat "took away" my normal cholesterol

  • 1 month later...

Lulz at this guy taking the money bags to go play in a boring offense where he won't be featured when he could have come to Texas and been a star.  Kudos to Omeire for seeing the light.

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at this guy taking the money bags to go play in a boring offense where he won't be featured when he could have come to Texas and been a star.  Kudos to Omeire for seeing the light.

Who needs Demas when we've got Money

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3 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Birthday edits for uncles.  Nothing to see here, move along. 


Wait till he sees the new burnt orange and white bass boat I just delivered to his driveway. 

The Texas Bowl championship ring pulls it all together.

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Wait till he sees the new burnt orange and white bass boat I just delivered to his driveway. 

He’ll be towing it with a 250 I suppose.  Every trainers dream, a new bass boat and F250. 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The Texas Bowl championship ring pulls it all together.

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Jesus that thing is ugly.

5 hours ago, MoJames said:

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Jesus that thing is ugly.

Looks like it was inspired by a large bottle opener. 

6 hours ago, MoJames said:

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Jesus that thing is ugly.

Why does it have a salad bar sneeze guard? There’s no Golden Corral yellowed lettuce inside 

5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Why does it have a salad bar sneeze guard? There’s no Golden Corral yellowed lettuce inside 

That chocolate fountain, though...

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Speaking of chocolate fountains, the Texas Bowl versus Arkansas qualifies. 🐕💩💩💩


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19 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Looks like it was inspired by a large bottle opener. 


I used it for the steering wheel on the bass boat. I sure hope FK likes it.  

On 2/10/2021 at 11:31 AM, MoJames said:

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Jesus that thing is ugly.

Looks like something you’d get for winning calf roping at the belton county fair

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Learned something new today.  I always thought his first name was Desmond.     Looks like he got picked up for possession.  

12 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Learned something new today.  I always thought his first name was Desmond.     Looks like he got picked up for possession.  

comb.io - Screwed the Pooch

Just now, Tex Pete said:

205 lbs was with all the weed in his pockets. 

Demond needs to step up his game. Crab legs don't steal themselves.

Funny thing is if he came to Austin he wouldn't have even been arrested.  I think just a ticket and sent on his way

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He looks excited

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I wonder who the first guy to say, you know what, I want front, side and back pigtails.

Just now, MoJames said:

I wonder who the first guy to say, you know what, I want front, side and back pigtails.

usually he hides them in the chef boyardee hat.

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is the kind of shit that happens when you ship Karen off to Nebraska to die.

That's right, Memaw had the entire CSPD under her thumb and was running protection. Now that she's fucked off of Nebraska, Sark has ordered the cops to declare open season on Texas' only SEC West program.

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is the kind of shit that happens when you ship Karen off to Nebraska to die.

Wait, KKL moved? Got dammit, her existence was one of the most aggy things ever. 

So he didn’t see the field once as a freshman despite a hot garbage depth chart at receiver and now he gets popped for possession? I think we have read this story before and know how it ends. 

30 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

So he didn’t see the field once as a freshman despite a hot garbage depth chart at receiver and now he gets popped for possession? I think we have read this story before and know how it ends. 

Don't forget the fact that he didn't travel with the team for a few of their road games last season

2 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

He also didn’t play his senior season correct? 

He did not.

21 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Don't forget the fact that he didn't travel with the team for a few of their road games last season

And sat in the stands at a few home games. 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

6’2 205?

but the aggy roster has him at 6’3 180

huh. 

Crooked face fat fuck chin pussy was saying yesterday that he is still lacking weight.  That doesn’t jibe, but also 9.95 so...

He is going to be on the "get the fuck out of College Station" train as soon as he gets lit again at the station.  

This dude is going to kill it at blinn or trinity next year 

All this debate about whether cspd should be arresting for that amount of weed or not...take one look at his mugshot and tell me that guy wasn't going to be arrested from the time cspd encountered him, weed or not.

That's why you don't spend your college years in CS, chef.

13 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

....yeah weed and all.....but....
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Was he so stoned that he thought there was a swimming pool?

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