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7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

you no like dirty recruiting?  

Haha, this is fun, but I’m reaching my off season saturation point. Ready for what really matters……Longhorn glory on the gridiron and CFB in general!

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    I just think it's great when former players come back to campus and give back to the current players. Aggie Network FTW. 

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    Condensing the great work done by @Neonmoon, @Burt Macklin, etc. Five-star WR and aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it wa

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    Longtime Surly recruiting board lurker, occasional Shaggy poster under the same handle (pre-scat), injector of aggy tears and ETX geography expert (specialize in Silsbee and surrounding region). Was e

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It's not so much fun as it is funny. 

These idiots started all of this with the conspiracy theories blaming Texas when in reality it was probably shady dealings between FWK/aggy that really caused Demas to be ineligible. 

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I seem to remember Demas supposedly saying yesterday that he had only stayed with the Dunn family for a couple of nights.  I don't think I'm making this up. Interesting Mrs Dunn would (edit: seemingly) contradict that. Anyone else recall? Maybe it was a quote from his testimony or perhaps in that interview he did afterwards? 

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

so why did they lie about who he was living with?

aggy ALWAYS lies, cheats, steals and tolerates those who do.

41 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I believe this whole Demas move is 100% about winning a state championship.  Any side benefit is just a side benefit.  Has everyone forgot how much high school football means to a community like Tomball

has Tomball been worth a shit since the '80s?

There are definitely multiple agendas in this saga, but they all have a level of stank on them for different end goals. That should be readily apparent to anyone familiarized with this by now.

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1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

This. The Chronicle article said apartment with Grandpa. Mama Dunn says en casa de Dunn. That seems like a big detail to get wrong in a story about relocating a kid to a safer home.

Yes, it's so difficult...no, absolutely impossible to know if you have a large young black man with a big chefs hat living in your home.

I'd better go look around, I may have a house full of Heisman award winners living with me that I didn't know about.

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

There's a 40-yard-dash requirement for Dunn residency. 

4.8? Fuck outta here

 

Wait, so the son's gotta go live with Granpa?

Also, mom...

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5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yes, it's so difficult...no, absolutely to know if you have a large young black man with a big chefs hat living in your home.

I'd better go look around, I may have a house full of Heisman award winners living with me that I didn't know about.

 

8 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yes, it's so difficult...no, absolutely impossible to know if you have a large young black man with a big chefs hat living in your home.

I'd better go look around, I may have a house full of Heisman award winners living with me that I didn't know about.

I laughed.

It will be interesting to see if Demas loses faith in the aggy coaches if they really did facilitate this move.

They keep referencing Allen amd Katy.

What aggy doesn't seem to understand, those schools are smart and recruit athlete transfers in middle school, before athletes get to HS varsity athletics. Already lettering at another school brings the denied stamp out at uil across all sports most of the time.

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Just now, txhorns said:

It will be interesting to see if Demas loses faith in the aggy coaches if they really did facilitate this move.

Good luck with that. He has a bunch of aggys in his ear now. You can bet they're feeding him the same bullshit that the Texags posters are coming up with. 

20 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

aggy ALWAYS lies, cheats, steals and tolerates those who do.

...and then ALWAYS washes the deception and theft down with a big chug from the Mason jar to cleanse the palate/conscience,... oops forgot, they have no conscience..

3 hours ago, pacman said:

Hi, I am Mrs. Dunn. My favorite movie is The Blind Side and my personal hero is Leigh Anne Tuohy.

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what we have here is a Tomball Tuohy

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Just now, pacman said:

They keep referencing Allen amd Katy. What aggy doesn't seem to understand, those schools are smart and recruit in middle school, before athletes get to HS varsity athletics. Already lettering at another school brings the denied stamp out at uil across all sports most of the time.

It's even dumber because Dunn doesn't play at Allen or Katy. The move was in part to facilitate FWK's agenda with Dunn. 

10 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I laughed.

Laughed hell, I'm looking around like a mofo....

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6 minutes ago, txhorns said:

It will be interesting to see if Demas loses faith in the aggy coaches if they really did facilitate this move.

Nick Saban: "If aggy cared about you, they wouldn't have fucked over your senior season."

This thread is fucking embarrassing

 

...for aggy.

 

It’s a damn shame what they did to that guy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tap the brakes


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Misspelling “break” but correctly spelling “unbreakable” is quite the accomplishment.
57 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I seem to remember Demas supposedly saying yesterday that he had only stayed with the Dunn family for a couple of nights.  I don't think I'm making this up. Interesting Mrs Dunn would (edit: seemingly) contradict that. Anyone else recall? Maybe it was a quote from his testimony or perhaps in that interview he did afterwards? 

It was testimony. You’re remembering correctly. It’s why everyone here is calling massive bullshit. 

1 hour ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I believe this whole Demas move is 100% about winning a state championship.  Any side benefit is just a side benefit.  Has everyone forgot how much high school football means to a community like Tomball

Tomball wouldn't have a prayer of winning just their district even with Demas. I highly doubt any state title dreams factored into this. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It was testimony. You’re remembering correctly. It’s why everyone here is calling massive bullshit. 

Gotcha. All I saw referenced to this specific issue was the Houston Chronicle article but didn't see a ref to testimony. Sworn testimony at that, I'm guessing.  

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Tomball wouldn't have a prayer of winning just their district even with Demas. I highly doubt any state title dreams factored into this. 

Never underestimate aggy delusion.  Remember 1927 and 1919, those were championships, right?  

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Never underestimate aggy delusion.  Remember 1927 and 1919, those were championships, right?  

Don’t remember those, but certainly remember their 2010 B12 championship...

24 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Misspelling “break” but correctly spelling “unbreakable” is quite the accomplishment.

Joke's on you sip.  Demas is so fast, he's like a car with no brakes.

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50 minutes ago, Deej said:

Nick Saban: "If aggy cared about you, they wouldn't have fucked over your senior season."

"Did anyone stop for a moment to ponder the obvious risks that with that move?  Seems like there are some folks in your sphere who are interested in limiting your window -- maybe some folks considering all of their best interests and none of yours.  A young man with your talent needs people who have your back -- people who open doors, not close them.  Just something to consider."    

38 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Misspelling “break” but correctly spelling “unbreakable” is quite the accomplishment.

He was trying to type “I cannot be destroyed” but his finger slipped.

26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Goddamnit Chooky. 

It's too late.  I can't be helped.

41 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

You can’t tap the brakes on unbreakability.

Maybe he's in hydraulic breaks?

1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

Give me a brake.

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7 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Give me a brake.

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Didn’t want to do it. Felt I owed it to you.

10 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Give me a brake.

cuz I shore need one 

duck beat me to it

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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"Your 'WTF?' Celebrity Crush" thread is thataway>>>.

5 hours ago, pacman said:

Hi, I am Mrs. Dunn. My favorite movie is The Blind Side and my personal hero is Leigh Anne Tuohy.

I5183c6GLCxl.jpg

what we have here is a Tomball Tuohy

% of restaurant visits when she asks to talk to the manager? 97%? 98%?

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

% of restaurant visits when she asks to talk to the manager? 97%? 98%?

Coach, why do you keep calling hand offs in the red zone?

It will be interesting to see if Demas loses faith in the aggy coaches if they really did facilitate this move.


As long as he doesn’t come here. Don’t want that shit all over us

Well Baizer @TFB weighed in...

“Y’all. The Demond Demas stuff from SurlyHorns is a conspiracy theory. Please do not buy into it.”

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Misspelling “break” but correctly spelling “unbreakable” is quite the accomplishment.

Twice.

bUt HeS aRtIcUlAtE!

Yall give him a brake. He is trying to better himself. Tomball has 401 speling as a class.

13 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Well Baizer @TFB weighed in...

“Y’all. The Demond Demas stuff from SurlyHorns is a conspiracy theory. Please do not buy into it.”

Yeah?  Well fuck that guy and his $3.50 in dimes

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