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  • Mitch Cumsteen
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    I just think it's great when former players come back to campus and give back to the current players. Aggie Network FTW. 

  • texifornia
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    Condensing the great work done by @Neonmoon, @Burt Macklin, etc. Five-star WR and aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it wa

  • derpyhorndog
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    Longtime Surly recruiting board lurker, occasional Shaggy poster under the same handle (pre-scat), injector of aggy tears and ETX geography expert (specialize in Silsbee and surrounding region). Was e

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43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

maxpreps is not an authoritative source on anything...some football programs may do a good job keeping their pages up to date, but most sports programs are horrible about keeping anything accurate there

24 minutes ago, pacman said:

maxpreps is not an authoritative source on anything...some football programs may do a good job keeping their pages up to date, but most sports programs are horrible about keeping anything accurate there

Maxpreps and 247 are both owned by CBS. Why they haven't streamlined those products, I have no idea. Maxpreps is always a mess.

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36 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Maxpreps and 247 are both owned by CBS. Why they haven't streamlined those products, I have no idea. Maxpreps is always a mess.

Maxpreps is crowd sourced. Someone associated with the team has to enter everything. 

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Maxpreps and 247 are both owned by CBS. Why they haven't streamlined those products, I have no idea. Maxpreps is always a mess.

Because  there are like a bajillion high schools across the country.  

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Was it a double dribble though?

backcourt violation

30 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

backcourt violation

I violated your mom's backcourt. There was some dribbling. 

49 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

So i guess this is over?

yes we asserted our control again.  we got the UIL to declare demas ineligible.  we spiked a proverbial volleyball into his face.

we know what a piece of shit demas is.  we know what a fraud fat hamm is.  we again know that fwk is dirty.  we know what a fraud the tomball coach is.

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

yes we asserted our control again.  we got the UIL to declare demas ineligible.  we spiked a proverbial volleyball into his face.

we know what a piece of shit demas is.  we know what a fraud fat hamm is.  we again know that fwk is dirty.  we know what a fraud the tomball coach is.

You forgot KKL

Just now, MoJames said:

You forgot KKL

no revelation there.  it's well documented that she's a batshit crazy, hired gun with no allegiance to any school.  her allegiance is with her employer, jimbo.  so all the ut hate and aggy love is fucking lulz worthy because it's fake as shit.  

Hornsfan91 seemed to have some pretty good intel. I'd like to see him jump back in here because ...

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

So i guess this is over?

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So i guess this is over?



Why, it’s only beginning my good man.
Thanks for being a gentleman and a scholar.




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There is already proof that the Dunn businesses donate money to Aggy. That qualifies them as a booster. All you need to prove is that Demond is living with the Dunns (he is) or that they are paying for the Grandfathers apartment as alleged. Either of those seem pretty simple to prove if you were the NCAA, but again, they don’t give a shit. And haven’t since Cam Newton 

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

There is already proof that the Dunn businesses donate money to Aggy. That qualifies them as a booster. All you need to prove is that Demond is living with the Dunns (he is) or that they are paying for the Grandfathers apartment as alleged. Either of those seem pretty simple to prove if you were the NCAA, but again, they don’t give a shit. And haven’t since Cam Newton 

I'm sure someone else remembers the details better than I, but there is some precedent for the NCAA to rule a prospect ineligible to receive athletic aid from a specific school based on recruiting irregularities, even absent a major violation or other sanction against the school.

28 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

I'm sure someone else remembers the details better than I, but there is some precedent for the NCAA to rule a prospect ineligible to receive athletic aid from a specific school based on recruiting irregularities, even absent a major violation or other sanction against the school.

What a fucking rush that would be.

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What a fucking rush that would be.

Orgasmic even

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hornsfan91 seemed to have some pretty good intel. I'd like to see him jump back in here because ...

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Lol once I find out more I’ll most definitely post on this thread. 

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So aggy runs this state and they got dd or they don't run this state cuz texas and uil.

Which is it aggy?

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Y'all are seriously doing y'all's damnedest to out conspiracy the place that has a thriving QAnon community

Who got the North Forest coach in on the Surly conspiracy?

Paging Randy Duke to the white curtesy phone. I am sure he would love to further heighten the gomers frustration in this situation? 

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Is that the kid from the family Demas lived w/? That background story was great, w/the package deal and Dad owning the building where the trainer, who assuredly set this all in motion, trained his stable.

Does trainer still have access? Anyone, anyone?

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2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Hunter Dunn to aggy as a PWO

 

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5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Hunter Dunn to aggy as a PWO

 

Seriously? Only aggy would be that dumb to fill in the blanks themselves.

 

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All that to still have to pay?

when he could have gone to philly and gotten a much better education for free while still wearing maroon?

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Whenever I hear someone labeled as a good Ag, I know it is code for raging asshole.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

All that to still have to pay?

when he could have gone to philly and gotten a much better education for free while still wearing maroon?

I don't believe his family is hurting for money. I'm sure there were no financial incentives for the housing of Demas due his horrible safety and family situation, especially with his Momma going to die or some made up shit that she slapped him for.

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2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Whenever I hear someone labeled as a good Ag, I know it is code for raging asshole.

I usually hear "superficially friendly blockhead with a bunch of yell leader stuff where the intellectual curiosity should be."

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I usually hear "superficially friendly blockhead with a bunch of yell leader stuff where the intellectual curiosity should be."

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20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Whenever I hear someone labeled as a good Ag, I know it is code for raging asshole.

Well, duh.

30 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Whenever I hear someone labeled as a good Ag, I know it is code for raging asshole.

 

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I usually hear "superficially friendly blockhead with a bunch of yell leader stuff where the intellectual curiosity should be."

I usually think of a Branch Davidian but dumber and more out of touch with reality. 

I'd say this little scheme didn't quite go as planned for anybody involved.

To top it off, Tomball got bumped to 6A and will get destroyed

32 minutes ago, Hornsfan91 said:

FWK gets to keep his facility. 

true, not only that he raised his prices and is fully booked. 

but he gets so much free pub from local sports guys that this stuff isn't landing on him any more. 

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6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Aggy couldn't be cheating more openly. 

The minor probation was a warning shot to aggy.  The demas payoff and a few others pissed off a lot of folks in big 12 country -  Don’t bring that sec shit to our back yard.    Notice the extreme drop off of in-state recruiting for aggy since demas.  

6 hours ago, Knighthawk said:

The minor probation was a warning shot to aggy.  The demas payoff and a few others pissed off a lot of folks in big 12 country -  Don’t bring that sec shit to our back yard.    Notice the extreme drop off of in-state recruiting for aggy since demas.  

Your hot takes continue to be room temperature. at best. Have you considered a career selling insurance? There’s a legend in Cypress, TX who seems like he’d be an outstanding mentor for you. 

10 hours ago, Knighthawk said:

The minor probation was a warning shot to aggy.  The demas payoff and a few others pissed off a lot of folks in big 12 country -  Don’t bring that sec shit to our back yard.    Notice the extreme drop off of in-state recruiting for aggy since demas.  

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11 hours ago, Knighthawk said:

The minor probation was a warning shot to aggy.  The demas payoff and a few others pissed off a lot of folks in big 12 country -  Don’t bring that sec shit to our back yard.    Notice the extreme drop off of in-state recruiting for aggy since demas.  

Do you know how long it has been here? Here is Derric Evans from Dallas Carter signing his NLOI with Tennessee.

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19 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

I usually think of a Branch Davidian but dumber and more out of touch with reality. 

You should apologize to every remaining Branch Davidian. They don't deserve that kind of label.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Do you know how long it has been here? Here is Derric Evans from Dallas Carter signing his NLOI with Tennessee.

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