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PSA   8/24/19 7pm (6 central) on ESPN (checks calendar) this fucking Saturday!

Sure it's at a small corporate sellout stadium in Florida's armpit,  but it's actually college football so it's probably worth a thread.

This is a rivalry game and it will absolutely be chippy on the field and in the stands.  It's probably going to be sloppy and feature a lot of the usual 1 game suspensions usually reserved for the opening day cupcake.

So who you got Manny 'Blizerian' Aiz 

Manny-Diaz-returning-to-Miami-Hurricanes

or Adult 'onset' Eddy Munster?

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2 minutes ago, Loco said:

It's probably going to be sloppy and feature a lot of the usual 1 game suspensions usually reserved for the opening day cupcake.

Interesting that you bring that up because one of my degenerate gambler friends told me that two of Florida's starting DBs were going to be suspended for this game.

I'm gonna be ready to gradulate Corch Stan Mullens an da Flada Gatas!  Go Gata!

It never gets old...

 

Let's get CFP attrition going early. 

Go Canes. 

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10 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Interesting that you bring that up because one of my degenerate gambler friends told me that two of Florida's starting DBs were going to be suspended for this game.

Doesn't sound right, but if that's the case it's gonna suck.  The Gata has no depth at DB.   These things get announced Saturday morning and are notoriously held very close until then.  I have heard that Franks is out, the 2 best wrs for the Canes are out... all kinds of crazy shit ($9.95 etc)  it's the off season.  Viva la On Season!

 

 

ps...  I mention the 1 game suspensions because I always like to see who got busted for smoking pot during the summer...  Gainesville Green is a thing

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Oh are we going back to doing stupid thread titles on game threads instead of just saying the teams?

I'll be in the stands wearing burnt orange.

 

GO GATORS!

1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

Oh are we going back to doing stupid thread titles on game threads instead of just saying the teams?

Appears that way, damn shame we cant just say Gator-Canes week 0

37 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Appears that way, damn shame we cant just say Gator-Canes week 0

 

2 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Oh are we going back to doing stupid thread titles on game threads instead of just saying the teams?

Some people think that shit's cute. Perhaps they'll grow out of it. (One can but hope.)

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Some people weren't intending it to be a game thread, some people just wanted to talk about the season getting started. Maybe talk about the match up, share predictions, ridicule other teams/conferences, talk about Grizzly Diaz.

 

Mods, if this is a game thread please change the title according to the strict Surly doctrine/format before someone strokes out.

 

 

I'll be in the stands wearing burnt orange.
 
GO GATORS!

I've always thought wearing your team's gear to a game in which they aren't playing was aggy's thing.

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1 minute ago, Loco said:

Some people weren't intending it to be a game thread, some people just wanted to talk about the season getting started. Maybe talk about the match up, share predictions, ridicule other teams/conferences, talk about Grizzly Diaz.

 

Mods, if this is a game thread please change the title according to the strict Surly doctrine/format before someone strokes out.

 

 

I’m sorry. This post is not going to save your pinky...

Dunno about you guys, but I'm pretty stoked for Miami's week 2 game

4 hours ago, Loco said:

Doesn't sound right, but if that's the case it's gonna suck.  The Gata has no depth at DB.   These things get announced Saturday morning and are notoriously held very close until then.  I have heard that Franks is out, the 2 best wrs for the Canes are out... all kinds of crazy shit ($9.95 etc)  it's the off season.  Viva la On Season!

 

 

ps...  I mention the 1 game suspensions because I always like to see who got busted for smoking pot during the summer...  Gainesville Green is a thing

That's interesting considering I heard gata was DBU.  

Arizona @ Hawaii after that one. Should be interesting with Arizona having one of the worst pass D in the country last year.

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17 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Arizona @ Hawaii after that one. Should be interesting with Arizona having one of the worst pass D in the country last year.

I'll tune in for the Haka...  and stay for the cold beers

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17 hours ago, jinx said:

I'm gonna be ready to gradulate Corch Stan Mullens an da Flada Gatas!  Go Gata!

It never gets old...

 

Will Tim Tivo be there?

or Percy Harvey?

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13 hours ago, gmr548 said:


I've always thought wearing your team's gear to a game in which they aren't playing was aggy's thing.

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This.

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Percy Harvey was the MAN...  Oh hello!

 

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Arizona @ Hawaii after that one. Should be interesting with Arizona having one of the worst pass D in the country last year.

Great scheduling, the stands should be packed as Arizonans flock to Hawaii to escape the brutal cold.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Arizona @ Hawaii after that one.

for a sec, I thought you were talking about the LLWS, which might be more exciting.

Excellent. Hitting up a brewery before this one so I'll be good and loose to start the season. Hoping for some early holes in the SEC's armor so we finally get a new national narrative for the year. Go Canes.

Percy Harvey was the MAN...  Oh hello!
 

Harvin*... C'mon man, it's in the title.

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Also, gotta say I like Miami +7.5. The 2012-13 Diaz years at Texas have shown to be the outlier in his career. He has some talented vets coming back on defense - we've seen what he can do with such players so I'd expect that to be a good unit, and Florida doesn't really scare anyone on offense. Miami may not pull out the W due to their own offensive ineptitude but I think it'll be a one score game.

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Last coach on earth?

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1 hour ago, gmr548 said:


Harvin*... C'mon man, it's in the title.

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Look up

Manny looks like he's aged twenty years since his stint at Texas.  

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Also, gotta say I like Miami +7.5. The 2012-13 Diaz years at Texas have shown to be the outlier in his career. He has some talented vets coming back on defense - we've seen what he can do with such players so I'd expect that to be a good unit, and Florida doesn't really scare anyone on offense. Miami may not pull out the W due to their own offensive ineptitude but I think it'll be a one score game.

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I think the big concern for Miami is that they are starting a RS-FR QB and two FR at OT. The RT is a RS-FR and the LT is a true FR who enrolled in December at 235 lbs, and is apparently now up to 285. We've witnessed first hand how debilitating a young, undersized OL can be to your offense.

The under may be a good play, but it's dropped from 50.5 to 47.  

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My only concern with the under is that if either team can run it up, they will run it up.    Being a homer, I think the Gata wins by 13.   As new as the OL is, the skill positions are loaded.

Youth and lack of size at QB and OT is a set-up for offensive crisis. You can get defensive scores and a runaway result.

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Only 1 more day of offseason

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

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That is exactly what I saw too.

22 hours ago, Loco said:

PSA   8/24/19 7pm (6 central) on ESPN (checks calendar) this fucking Saturday!

Sure it's at a small corporate sellout stadium in Florida's armpit,  but it's actually college football so it's probably worth a thread.

This is a rivalry game and it will absolutely be chippy on the field and in the stands.  It's probably going to be sloppy and feature a lot of the usual 1 game suspensions usually reserved for the opening day cupcake.

So who you got Manny 'Blizerian' Aiz 

Manny-Diaz-returning-to-Miami-Hurricanes

or Adult 'onset' Eddy Munster?

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Franks wants nothing to do with that shit.

22 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Oh are we going back to doing stupid thread titles on game threads instead of just saying the teams?

The thread title raises and interesting point.  It was supposed to be a major get when the ACC brought in Miami and VT.  VT has done OK, winning the conference 3 times, but the Canes have been a big disappointment without Big East weaklings to feast on.  Instead, the conference has mostly belonged to traditional powers Clemson and FSU.

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22 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Oh are we going back to doing stupid thread titles on game threads instead of just saying the teams?

Fucking this. 8 posts in and I still can't tell WTF we're talking about. 

Go Gata, but sadly Corrine Brown is currently incarcerated.

On 8/21/2019 at 3:33 PM, jinx said:

I'm gonna be ready to gradulate Corch Stan Mullens an da Flada Gatas!  Go Gata!

It never gets old...

 

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3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Tate Martell will go in late in the 3rd and win the game.

Just as long as he wins it by six-and-a-half, which, considering he's a half-pint, is very doable. 

 

10 hours ago, phdhorn said:

for a sec, I thought you were talking about the LLWS, which might be more exciting.

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I’ve not been too impressed with Miami over the past decade so I am picking Go Gata’ In this one. And I will certainly be watching, Hell, it’s football!

13 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I’ve not been too impressed with Miami over the past decade so I am picking Go Gata’ In this one. And I will certainly be watching, Hell, it’s football!

Remember, it's also Manny _iaz at the helm. He taught Texas defenders head on the wrong side "Gator roll"  tackling. Fuck him. Fuck Miami.

Go Gators!

 

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It's still amazing that in less than 3 weeks, Diaz went from Temple to Miami.

Remember, it's also Manny _iaz at the helm. He taught Texas defenders head on the wrong side "Gator roll"  tackling. Fuck him. Fuck Miami.
Go Gators!
 
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_iaz taught them tarpez.

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