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FAIRFIELD, Conn. (Gray News) - Police in Connecticut had been getting reports of inappropriate behavior at a public park, so they decided to see for themselves.

Fairfield officers set up surveillance in the Grace Richardson conservation area and allegedly saw five men and one woman engaged in sexual activity, the Associated Press reported.

Investigators searched the internet and discovered the park and other city locations had been advertised on at least one “City Hookup Guide” website.

Police identified the suspects to the Connecticut Post as Daniel Dobbins, 67; Otto D. Williams, 62; Charles L. Ardito, 75; John Linartz, 62; Richard Butler, 82; and Joyce Butler, 85.

All six of them are charged with breach of peace. Dobbins and Linartz face an additional charge of public indecency.

Police said Dobbins had a prior misdemeanor arrest for similar behavior back in May 2017. In that case, a witness told police he was walking naked around a public park.

 
New Canaan police reportedly found Dobbins with his shirt and shorts draped over him and wearing no underwear. Dobbins told investigators he was nude for medical reasons, police said.

The six suspects were released after promising to appear at court on a later date.

 

85?   god bless that woman. 

Edited by futureman

Holy shit that's over four centuries of non-stop sex.

Only two things happen this old broad goes to the park after dark...Fisticuffs and Fistinmuffs 

24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Dobbins told investigators he was nude for medical reasons, police said.

need to remember this one. 

A geriatric orgy.
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It won’t sound so bad once you’re geriatric, I think. Hell, kinda gives you hope.

Breach of peace?  What bullshit.

The people who reported them should be arrested for cockblocking someone's final piece of ass ever.  That's messed up. 

 

85 years old.

i hope they knocked out the cobwebs first 

I also like the bit about Dobbins being “nude for medical reasons.”’   That’s a nice touch.  Allergic to clothes?

Pics of Joyce? Are there any direct SWA flights from Austin to Connecticut? 

Just now, HenryJames said:

Black and white pics daguerreotypes?

fixeè

Name that film:

Granny Gangbang at Grace Richardson

Nasty New Balance Nymphos #5

Fox News Fuckfest

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by smuggs

Pink and Dusty

Gray and Wet 

Worm Train

Jitterbug Jizz Party 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

"I've Bukkaked and I Can't Get Up:  Vol. 5"

Polident Poundtown

Sherbet Slurpers 12

The Gold Investment Gang starring William DeVeiny

I think this belongs in the “Hottest New Porn Stars” thread. 

Mods, please move so we can see the pics.

Seriously, though, Joyce Butler probably has a great-grandson who just had this story sent to him by a friend with all kinds of shit talking attached. I mean how do you come up with a witty retort to shit talk that everyone knows is true?

"YO' GREAT GRANDMA LOVES IT WHEN SHE GETS FIVE DICKS AT THE SAME TIME, BRO!"

The Golden Shower Years

Sunset Septugenarians

The Railroad Lady 

Depends Destruction

Gummybear Grammy

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

 

"YO' GREAT GRANDMA LOVES IT WHEN SHE GETS FIVE DICKS AT THE SAME TIME, BRO!"

I'm not sure that is even possible, but I'm definitely not going to google it.

6 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I'm not sure that is even possible, but I'm definitely not going to google it.

3 moldy orifices and 2 wrinkled hands

They were just filming next season's Bachelorette, Senior Citizen edition.

Next week on 'The Widower'...

Narrator: "With some species, the female lover consumes her mate after coitus.  Next week, will the Canasta champion from building E, accept and consume 5 lovers and still make it back to the rec room for an ironic binge watch of 'Murder, She Wrote'...?  We'll find out, stay tuned."  

44 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I'm not sure that is even possible, but I'm definitely not going to google it.

 

37 minutes ago, bolverk said:

3 moldy orifices and 2 wrinkled hands

Fixed the Popovich gif for y'all.

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The Wind That Shakes The Pussy

The Fuck-It List

Something's Gotta Cum

The Great Train Fuckery

 

 

 

 

At 85 years of age, she did what she had to do to still join the '5 Timers Club' before her time was up...

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