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Whenever I see Mahomes do a commercial I remember this is a guy who managed to gain 819 yards of offense in a non-overtime college game...and still lost.

That was a fun game. I think it was over 110 or 120 points and the game took like 9 hours.
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  • How Justin Tucker Became the Greatest Kicker in N.F.L. History https://nyti.ms/3KvwhuN Nice write up by the NYT. The confidence, persistence, and all-out obsession required to play the least under

  • They are probably waiting for the first home game against aggy.

  • tx 3 putt
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    Pretty damn good person …..  

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27 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Who cares? It’s an ad. And the State Farm ones are at times funny.

Good for them getting theirs. I’m glad the kid from Tyler Texas is killing it. bEast Texas baby.

Come on man ...There hasn't been a state farm ad that is remotely funny. 

9 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Come on man ...There hasn't been a state farm ad that is remotely funny. 

I agree that the Mahomes ads are not funny though.

10 hours ago, alincoln said:

Kelce is such an insufferable cunt.  His CTE can't kick in soon enough.

Dude, uh no, not cool even if kidding.

Too bad Tucker didnt get the oppo for walk off FG…..

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

My God jackson has such a punchable face..

Yeah, Jackson and the wife are basically white trash. Harsh, but true. But the KC crowd is riding the Mahomes wave so they don't want to upset that boat. 

They seem to have stayed out of the news better this year than last year.

Good thing Taylor has been around to soak up the media attention.

  • 3 months later...
Justin Tucker- The GOAT kicker. 
Punter, not so much  [emoji38] [emoji23] 
 
Tucker may be the first 60yo NFL player if he takes care of his body like he currently does. I'm here for it[emoji869]
6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t think we needed 1:59 of that. 

Yep I came at like 0:37. 

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pretty damn good person …..

 

Would have been better than Gary Cherone

On 2/1/2024 at 8:25 AM, Longboard Horn said:

My God jackson has such a punchable face..

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The NFL's new kickoff rule has altered the workout routine for the league's most accurate kicker.

Justin Tucker said he has noticed that XFL kickers have been involved in 25% of the tackles with the revamped kickoff play, which has led him to add a few pounds.

"This might be really surprising to a lot of you guys and a lot of my teammates because I don't hang out in the weight room too frequently," Tucker said after the Baltimore Ravens' offseason practice Thursday. "Now I got to get some more shrugs, get the traps going a little bit, just to make sure I'm prepared for a little bit more contact."

Asked whether he plans to add more muscle, Tucker said, "I have put on, like, 3.8 pounds. Can you guys tell? Probably not. But yeah, I'll leave it at that."

In March, NFL owners approved the massive change in kickoffs with a vote of 29-3. Under the new rule, which originated in the XFL, kickers will continue to kick from their own 35-yard line but the other 10 players on the kickoff team will line up at the receiving team's 40-yard line, which is 5 yards from the return team. The kickers will represent the last line of defense. 

Tucker, a seven-time Pro Bowl kicker, has made eight tackles in 195 games. His most recent tackle came Dec. 17, 2022. 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40293422/ravens-kicker-justin-tucker-bulking-new-kickoff-rules

15 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Awesome. My favorite quote:

"Hell yeah, I want to be out there," Tucker said. "At the same time, in fairness to the idea that a safety or a linebacker or somebody that has a little bit more training as a coverage athlete, as a tackler, yeah, I think it's totally fair to turn over every stone and see what you got. Who knows? There might be a guy that can pinpoint drop the ball off the tee on the 5-yard line and then just go down there and smoke the ball carrier. I'd like to think I would be that guy."

13 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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14 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

If Justin keeps this pace up he'll catch this guy in no time.

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3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

If Justin keeps this pace up he'll catch this guy in no time.

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Is that his football number or body fat percentage? 

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He's been brutal this season. Does he have the yips?

I was curious. 39 yards and under in his career he has missed 3 kicks in 234 attempts. Holy crap.

Something not right. 
 

Father Time?

Should be able to kick till 40 at least.  Like Phil 

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Just missed another one. 

 

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Something not right. 
 

Father Time?

Should be able to kick till 40 at least.  Like Phil 

Hung over from last night's celebration?

Tucker has 7 seasons with 3 or fewer missed FGAs.

Me watching this shit today:

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He def got the yips. 
 

seen it before. I’m a Cowboys fan 

Unless maher was shaving points. 
 

Can yips be a season-long affliction? We could definitely use him as a coach and ST recruiter.

59 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, Father Time comes for all men at some point.

It's strange, 35 doesn't seem particularly old for a kicker. Some of the good ones kick into their 40's. Wonder if he has a nagging injury of some sort that can unfuck itself over the off-season. He's been so good, I would hate to see him go out on a shitty season like this.

Maybe it's the extra weight he put on...

Tucker's 35. Old for a RB maybe but hardly for a FG kicker. 

He'll get his shit together.

 

53 minutes ago, Blotto said:

It's strange, 35 doesn't seem particularly old for a kicker. Some of the good ones kick into their 40's. Wonder if he has a nagging injury of some sort that can unfuck itself over the off-season. He's been so good, I would hate to see him go out on a shitty season like this.

Kickers can fall of a cliff in the blink of an eye. Dan Bailey and Mike Vanderjagt are 2 of the biggest examples. Vanderjagt was considered one of the most accurate in history. I believe he shanked a would be tying FG with no time left on the clock in a playoff game and never was the same after. Think he ended up in Dallas shortly after.

It’s mental(if he doesn’t have a nagging injury). May need to move on from Baltimore unfortunately for a fresh start.

How much leash can Baltimore afford to give a kicker, even the unquestionably best one of all time?

38 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

How much leash can Baltimore afford to give a kicker, even the unquestionably best one of all time?

It's not like there are a ton of great kickers just sitting around that would be better, even if Tucker continues to struggle.  The only possible thing they could do is not take quite so many long field goal attempts, as those are generally the ones Tucker has been struggling with.

On 12/1/2024 at 6:38 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

Something not right. 
 

Father Time?

Should be able to kick till 40 at least.  Like Phil 

Distracted that someone else was scoring against A&M for the first time in 13 years?

On 12/1/2024 at 7:45 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Kickers can fall of a cliff in the blink of an eye. Dan Bailey and Mike Vanderjagt are 2 of the biggest examples. Vanderjagt was considered one of the most accurate in history. I believe he shanked a would be tying FG with no time left on the clock in a playoff game and never was the same after. Think he ended up in Dallas shortly after.

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