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SEC school gonna SEC.  Can't wait until aggy fully devolves into one of these schools.  They are already on their way.

Edited by crash_davis

I wasn't aware that there were consequences for SEC fuckery.

Woman was selling her services as a test-taker.

What's her number?... if that's what we're calling it these days 

Well, I am just shocked to find out another SEC school has been cheating.

Next thing you know, some reporter’s going to try to tell me they’ve been giving recruits bags of cash to commit. 

Edited by Burt Macklin

24 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Woman was selling her services as a test-taker.

What's her number?... if that's what we're calling it these days 

That's what I'm talkin' about.

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I actually thought the UM, Miss State and A&M trio would basically cancel each other out in mediocrity in their division every year, but I kind of counted on the Missississippi schools being consistently mediocre.

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess I can take my hopes of state beating aggy again down several notches. 

Yep, the third-string clipboard holder and backup waterboy will be missed.

You know, I was shocked to discover upon my arrival in Chapel Hill that "substitute test taker" has been removed from the local employment listings websites. Evidently, those jobs have all moved South.

The qualifications at Mississippi State are a bit lower, though. At UNC, "tutors" were required to actually use pen and ink in a blue book instead of crayons on a Big Chief tablet.

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

MSU past = Gata future?

Yeah, this type of shit needs to be attached to coaches, too.



MSU past = Gata future?


aggy gonna aggy



SEC school gonna SEC.  Can't wait until aggy fully devolves into one of these schools.  They are already on their way.


Already on their way?

Dude, the OLDEST tradition at aggy is cheating. Second oldest is sodomising small animals, sheep, and goats.

Yes, aggy, wuz incels for the furst few years until they figgered out how to stuff the legs in thay senor booteses. Whoop!



aggy gonna aggy


Indeed.



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Which 10 scrubs are going to miss 8 games?

They’ll be redshirted.
School integrity smack from SEC schools is funny shit.

Just means more.
36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

lol this aged well (and was rock stupid to begin with)

Alcorn State, Delta State, Jackson State, Valley State...it's the who's-who of higher education in the South.  

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