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did it take this guy?

Police hunt pervert caught ‘having sex with 9th hole’ on Brit golf course

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Shocked golfers caught the topless man “having sex” with the 9th hole of the course in Merseyside.

The man also appeared to be “pleasuring himself” with the flag pole at Brackenwood Golf Course in Bebington.

Shock video footage captured the scenes on the green as it rained on Easter Monday.

The man could be seen lying facedown on the grass without a top on and his trousers around his knees.

As he gyrated he could also be seen holding a 6ft flag pole behind him while filming himself.

Onlooker Steven Gayton, who uploaded the video on social media, can be heard saying: “There’s a lad f*****g himself, filming it on his phone. He’s filming it on his phone, f*****g his own a**e. Look at that.”

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How many guys started yelling "GET IN THE HOLE!"

Wait, he's big enough that a golf cup will...you know...be effective???  The golf hole is 4.5 inches in diameter for Pete's sake.

I mean, come on, that's just showing off.

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Oh Mrs. Crane, you wore green so you could hide from me. You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between ...

Has anyone seen Jerseyman?

So does he tend every hole?  

Hold your head, ball!

23 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Who the hell leaves the flag in the hole when balls are on the green?

Cheaters, that's who.

On 4/3/2018 at 5:59 PM, Call said:

Oh Mrs. Crane, you wore green so you could hide from me. You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between ...

I shoulda yelled two!

On 4/3/2018 at 4:58 PM, Uncle Nate said:

Wait, he's big enough that a golf cup will...you know...be effective???  The golf hole is 4.5 inches in diameter for Pete's sake.

I mean, come on, that's just showing off.

Maybe he stuffed a grapefruit in the hole first.

So that’s what a ball washer is for.


Reminds me of the joke

Did you hear about the aggy who broke his leg playing golf?

He fell off the ball washer.

I've heard of penalty strokes, but gotdam.

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