April 3, 20187 yr did it take this guy? Police hunt pervert caught ‘having sex with 9th hole’ on Brit golf course Quote Shocked golfers caught the topless man “having sex” with the 9th hole of the course in Merseyside. The man also appeared to be “pleasuring himself” with the flag pole at Brackenwood Golf Course in Bebington. Shock video footage captured the scenes on the green as it rained on Easter Monday. The man could be seen lying facedown on the grass without a top on and his trousers around his knees. As he gyrated he could also be seen holding a 6ft flag pole behind him while filming himself. Onlooker Steven Gayton, who uploaded the video on social media, can be heard saying: “There’s a lad f*****g himself, filming it on his phone. He’s filming it on his phone, f*****g his own a**e. Look at that.”
April 3, 20187 yr Wait, he's big enough that a golf cup will...you know...be effective??? The golf hole is 4.5 inches in diameter for Pete's sake. I mean, come on, that's just showing off.
April 3, 20187 yr Oh Mrs. Crane, you wore green so you could hide from me. You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between ...
April 4, 20187 yr it starts with assholes bringing their speakers to the course and then leads to this.
April 4, 20187 yr 23 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said: Who the hell leaves the flag in the hole when balls are on the green? Cheaters, that's who.
April 5, 20187 yr On 4/3/2018 at 5:59 PM, Call said: Oh Mrs. Crane, you wore green so you could hide from me. You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between ... I shoulda yelled two!
April 6, 20187 yr I shoulda yelled two!Shoulda yelled five, six, seven, aaaaauuuuhhhhhgggggggggggggg!!!1!
April 6, 20187 yr Got me thinking, if I were on the tee box and had that approach, can I get a hole in two? Or is that three?
April 6, 20187 yr On 4/3/2018 at 4:58 PM, Uncle Nate said: Wait, he's big enough that a golf cup will...you know...be effective??? The golf hole is 4.5 inches in diameter for Pete's sake. I mean, come on, that's just showing off. Maybe he stuffed a grapefruit in the hole first.
April 9, 20187 yr So that’s what a ball washer is for.Reminds me of the joke Did you hear about the aggy who broke his leg playing golf?He fell off the ball washer.
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