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20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Little elm ISD...closed

Edited by bigcigar

Miami is starting a true freshman at left tackle. Wow. Tate may start week 2 because of injury.

Florida is very much overrated, but Miami will get embarrassed in any neutral site game against an above average opponent. It’s a tradition unlike any other.

"Maybe I'll just do a keybump before this event to get a little hype. You know, for old time's sake."

*THREE BAGS LATER*

Stats aside, who fucking knows? Anytime lately there’s been one of these type games, it’s been a crapshoot.

 

That said, fuck both of these teams because I hate both of them. I’m just happy that college football begins in less than 24hrs.

 

For posterity, had to find it on the fly.

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I am ready for the Manny _iaz _isaster to start

I don't know what it is about Richt that can never get teams over the hump (maybe he needs to let Vince be Vince), but Manny is not the fucking answer that is for sure

Fuck Florida and the SEC. Go U!

Fuck Florida and the SEC. Go U!

Hating a conference is kind of like aggy loving a conference. Just win, and shut the fuck up has always been my stance. That said, Fuck Miami, and fuck Florida.

The guy’s jersey number was double 8 ball,

and it took cowboys fans a decade to admit he had a drug problem. 

3 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

Irvin looks like he's been in his booger sugar bag again 

Again? Pretty sure it's a daily thing for him. 

2 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Hating a conference is kind of like aggy loving a conference. Just win, and shut the fuck up has always been my stance. That said, Fuck Miami, and fuck Florida.

I’ll have to disagree with you there, Bucko.

After listening to those aggy jackasses crowing about SEC, SEC for 7 years as if it somehow magically turned them into a college football juggernaut, I say fuck everything SEC. 

Personally pulling for Miami in this one, just to (temporarily) shut up that SEC bullshit. 

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

The guy’s jersey number was double 8 ball,

and it took cowboys fans a decade to admit he had a drug problem. 

 

We knew.  We didn't give a shit.

8 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Hating a conference is kind of like aggy loving a conference. Just win, and shut the fuck up has always been my stance. That said, Fuck Miami, and fuck Florida.

This

I have a feeling Diaz will be a disaster and Cousin Eddie is already having major problems in Gainesville. This shit show will be fun to watch.

8 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Hating a conference is kind of like aggy loving a conference. Just win, and shut the fuck up has always been my stance. That said, Fuck Miami, and fuck Florida.

I don't hate the SEC (my favorite non-UT team is in it after all), but it's much better for Texas and more fun for college football as a whole if it stops getting 2 teams in the CFP every other year.

Hating a conference is kind of like aggy loving a conference. Just win, and shut the fuck up has always been my stance. That said, Fuck Miami, and fuck Florida.


No it’s not. If the SEC didn’t automatically get half of their conference in the top 25 rankings every year and get 2 teams in the playoffs every year, I might agree with you. But the fact is that the conference is and has always been overrated and its been for way too long. I don’t pull for any SEC team ever unless they are playing against ou.

Shit, how much coke did Irvin snort before getting up on the mic?

Florida is fucking meh.  Outside of Tebow, they have been plain bad.  However, Miami has been even fucking worse.  Talk about a team that people were scared to play 20 years ago and has been a damn afterthought the last 15 years.  Curious to see Mullen go up against Diaz.  I think Florida runs with this one and Miami will once again embarrass themselves on the big stage.

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

The guy’s jersey number was double 8 ball,

and it took cowboys fans a decade to admit he had a drug problem. 

He never had a drug problem on Sunday afternoons.

 

11 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

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Saw Sapp last night out at Orlando outside the cigar place.

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10 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Hating a conference is kind of like aggy loving a conference. Just win, and shut the fuck up has always been my stance. That said, Fuck Miami, and fuck Florida.

Yeah, no. The SEC narrative actively negatively affects teams in other conferences when it comes to rankings and playoff selection. 

Fans of those other teams have every logical reason to root against SEC teams in every non-conference game. 

Edited by Huckleberry

I give the hype 8 of 10.  Would have gotten the full 10 if he had finished it off by throwing down a Diaz Gata Roll

so Michael is that rah-rah guy in the office, eh?

 

Lolz.  That's who he's always been...

21 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, no. The SEC narrative actively negatively affects teams in other conferences when it comes to rankings and playoff selection. 

Fans of those other teams have every logical reason to root against SEC teams in every non-conference game. 

Homesickhorn cannot help that he’s never not totally in the bag for Ole Miss. It’s his cross to bear and sometimes it manifests with nonsense like pushing back on every non-SEC fan’s fatigue over their cheating with impunity supported by the media cockgobbling that follows them. The Bama-LSU rematch in 2011 or 2012 is one thing I will never fucking get over. The 2017 abortion of Bama making the playoff after not even winning their fucking division is another. Fuck that inbred shithole of a collective and everything that goes with it, including its fans. I will hold my nose and sadly root for Miami tonight. 

Fuck Florida and the SEC. Go U!

Drown in a tub of Lindsay Lohan taint puss.

And Go Gators!


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My dude Irvin has been yelling for about a week now. He's the only person I've seen make Stephen A shut up on camera so I don't mind his rants.  

13 hours ago, markstanco said:

Miami is starting a true freshman at left tackle. Wow. Tate may start week 2 because of injury.

And a redshirt at right tackle...

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:


Drown in a tub of Lindsay Lohan taint puss.



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I mean, if one is forced to fuck Lohan, fucking her ass would be the safest bet.

You could have had a much stronger putdown if you threatened him with her mouth or pussy.

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2 hours ago, Zavala said:

Saw Sapp last night out at Orlando outside the cigar place.

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Bigfoot?

13 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Hating a conference is kind of like aggy loving a conference. Just win, and shut the fuck up has always been my stance. That said, Fuck Miami, and fuck Florida.

This is not the correct answer.

14 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

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This is like one of those viral social media challenges right?

So now I have to one-up this guy.

I fully expect _iaz to be a complete disaster as a head coach. But who knows, maybe I’m wrong.

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

Miami is starting a true freshman at left tackle. Wow. Tate may start week 2 because of injury.

 

3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

And a redshirt at right tackle...

I’m just glad our program is at a place where I can read this and laugh at Miami instead of thinking to myself, “our OL’s probably worse.”

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