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Just now, Gene Parmesan said:

Just quit driving around with your fucking pets in the first place.

Also not a bad idea.

Most of the time I eat fast food, I'm travelling away from home.  A significant percentage of the time our dog comes with when we travel so we don't have to find someone to watch him/take him to a kennel.

I just lock the door and leave the vehicle running.  Whether it's hot or cold, the cabin stays comfortable, and the dog is fine.

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I really only notice the ridiculous drive thru lines at Starbucks, Chic-fil-a, and Whataburger.  The rest of the local fast food spots don't seem to be much of a problem.  I don't drink coffee so I don't pay much attention to how it works at Starbucks, but I assume that line moves fast?  Chic-fil-a moves really fast for the reasons noted earlier (pre making sandwiches).  Our local Whataburger moves slow, and unless I'm pulling up at an obscure hour I never find the drive thru to be the ideal choice if time is the concern.

39 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I've seen some Sonics with a full blown drive thru.  Explain that to me 

they all have these now.  also mind bottling is the people who sit in their cars at the sonic stalls with the windows rolled up and the AC on for the few glorious fall/spring weather days we get each year. 

40 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I've seen some Sonics with a full blown drive thru.  Explain that to me 

First time I saw one of those was a literal WTF moment. Why would you put a drive thru at a... nevermind.

19 hours ago, Iceman said:

people waited way the fuck longer than that for a krustykreme...

Hey, South Austin's mom's krustykreme is worth the wait. 

5 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I've seen some Sonics with a full blown drive thru.  Explain that to me 

The only one of those that I've ever seen was the one on Burnet Road next to Northcross Mall.  And it was originally a Der Weinerschnitzel so it was configured oddly relative to a normal Sonic, with a drive-thru and inside booths that all had drive-in phones at them.

 

 

6 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Or for the occasions when you cannot meet the ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’ requirement for entry.

This. Not everyone has time for pants. 

I don't use the drive thru because I'm lazy. I use it because I don't want to be crammed into a building with a bunch of fast food eating fucks and their fast food eating fucking kids.   

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

This. Not everyone has time for pants. 

they didn't say anything about pants

5 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

I don't use the drive thru because I'm lazy. I use it because I don't want to be crammed into a building with a bunch of fast food eating fucks and their fast food eating fucking kids.   

so you’re just a fast food eating fuck that’s too fat and lazy to get out of your vehicle before consuming 2,000 calories in one sitting?

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

so you’re just a fast food eating fuck that’s too fat and lazy to get out of your vehicle before consuming 2,000 calories in one sitting?

No. I thought I covered that. 

4 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

No. I thought I covered that. 

so not lazy just fat. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

so not lazy just fat. 

Not skinny, I'll give ya that. 

On 11/5/2019 at 2:40 PM, Deej said:

I can't fathom seeing a line of cars out into the road and thinking "I should pull up in that line."

You must have missed the great Austin Facebook gas shortage a couple years back.   Clogged shit up everywhere.

I don't use the drive thru because I'm lazy. I use it because I don't want to be crammed into a building with a bunch of fast food eating fucks and their fast food eating fucking kids.   
Nobody is in the restaurant. They're all waiting in the drive thru.

Y’all are some off topic MoFo’s. Makes me want to stab a bitch!

Had it today for lunch : very tasty. Bigger than a chic fil a. I don’t get the hype ?

popeyes fries are good, when Cooked properly and they have strawberry soda 

23 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I've seen some Sonics with a full blown drive thru.  Explain that to me 

 

Don't have to tip?

 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Had it today for lunch : very tasty. Bigger than a chic fil a. I don’t get the hype ?

so chic-fil-a is generally considered the best.  you say popeye’s is better than the best.  and you don’t get the hype?

Do people really consider a two pieces of soggy bread, a soggy chicken patty, and a single pickle the best chicken sandwich?  I get kids liking it because they are too stupid to know any better, but give me any other fast food chain's chicken sandwich over chic fil a.

They come with two pickles.  I know because my daughter won't eat the pickles and I always forget to order it with no pickles.  I pluck off the pickles and eat them myself

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Is it two pickles?  My bad I guess the pickles being stacked on top of each other made me assume it was just one.

29 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They come with two pickles.  I know because my daughter won't eat the pickles and I always forget to order it with no pickles.  I pluck off the pickles and eat them myself

If your daughter truly hated pickles, the old pluck the pickles off and eating them yourself trick wouldn’t work, as the pickles have already soiled the bun with disgusting pickle juice.

chick fil a's brine is pickle juice, so no avoiding it

Popeye's by my house is closed today, with a note on the door thanking it's customers and apologizing for being closed. It looked like a bunch of their employees bailed. 

1 hour ago, DoobieWah said:

 

Don't have to tip?

 

Lol you don’t have to regardless...

On 11/6/2019 at 12:02 PM, Gene Parmesan said:

I really only notice the ridiculous drive thru lines at Starbucks, Chic-fil-a, and Whataburger.  The rest of the local fast food spots don't seem to be much of a problem.  I don't drink coffee so I don't pay much attention to how it works at Starbucks, but I assume that line moves fast?  Chic-fil-a moves really fast for the reasons noted earlier (pre making sandwiches).  Our local Whataburger moves slow, and unless I'm pulling up at an obscure hour I never find the drive thru to be the ideal choice if time is the concern.

These days Starbucks seems to be the slowest of lines.  I cringe when I see the car in front of me taking forever and the person at the window hands them 5 frozen mocha frappa whatever drinks.  So I usually never go to Starbucks.

40 minutes ago, Deej said:

Popeye's by my house is closed today, with a note on the door thanking it's customers and apologizing for being closed. It looked like a bunch of their employees bailed. 

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I don’t blame them.  taking lip from a bunch of fat mouth-breathers demanding goddamn chicken sandwiches would make me crazy, too.  and I doubt they’re getting any extra money for their jobs getting 10x shittier. 

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

taking lip from a bunch of fat mouth-breathers 

Usually it's the customers taking lip from fat mouth-breather employees. Payback is a bitch.

On 10/28/2019 at 10:58 AM, Deej said:

The reintroduction will be met with crickets. They missed the window to capitalize on it. 

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37 minutes ago, futureman said:

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Yep. I was wrong. Not Mike White is the best QB on the Cowboy's roster wrong, but hey...

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yep. I was wrong. Not Mike White is the best QB on the Cowboy's roster wrong, but hey...

dak fucking sucks.  strap in for a decade of 9-7 and divisional round losses. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

so chic-fil-a is generally considered the best.  you say popeye’s is better than the best.  and you don’t get the hype?

Well, it's a fast food chicken sandwich.

I don't think there's any food item on the face of the planet I'd be willing to sit in a traffic jam or risk getting killed over.  Let alone  a fast food chicken sandwich.  Even if it's the best of said category.  Said category only justifies a certain level of hype, and the hype around this fucking sandwich is above and beyond the level of hype any fucking fast food chicken sandwich should have attached to it.

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Well, it's a fast food chicken sandwich.

I don't think there's any food item on the face of the planet I'd be willing to sit in a traffic jam or risk getting killed over.  Let alone  a fast food chicken sandwich.  Even if it's the best of said category.  Said category only justifies a certain level of hype, and the hype around this fucking sandwich is above and beyond the level of hype any fucking fast food chicken sandwich should have attached to it.

have you had it?

 

Just now, futureman said:

have you had it?

No, and I won't until I can get it without waiting in a lengthy line.

I've had Popeye's plenty, and it's good and all, but the hype for this shit is next level.

2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

No

you’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...

Got my first one today at the Popeye's in La Porte.  No line. It was quite tasty but I'll take Chick fil A over it most of the time.

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

Saw that yesterday. This dumbass totally fucked up her car to shave 15-20 minutes off the wait.

Had it today for the first time.

 

1 regular and 1 spicy

 

its fucking legit and better than chik fil a (which btw, aint even really a FRIED chicken sandwich.. more like breaded). Will definitely smash again and again once the hype dies down

I mean I heard someone say that shit slams and goes hard but that is taking it to a new level....

That's a terrible scene. Dude can't be slamming women down like that. Wonder what she said to get shit turnt up to 11. 

 

On 11/7/2019 at 11:33 AM, Gene Parmesan said:

Do people really consider a two pieces of soggy bread, a soggy chicken patty, and a single pickle the best chicken sandwich?  I get kids liking it because they are too stupid to know any better, but give me any other fast food chain's chicken sandwich over chic fil a.

You can run for president on this platform and you will have my vote. 

9 hours ago, michaelpshayes said:

 

That's damn near standard operating procedure at most Popeye's. The most aggressive fast food employees anywhere.

46 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

It's PEOPLE!

 

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